THEY GOT JIMMY

I met Sketch pre exposed-pornstar era

Those pussies are gonna POP!

I think my type is Bryce Dallas Howard in Spider-Man 3.

p.s. Maturing is realizing MJ was justified; I always thought she was a bitch.

I aspire to have Liam Neeson’s suave with Martin Short’s looks.

I’m still unsure if I’m constipated or envious of shitting.

Woke up with a stiffy.

Been having a lot of good BM’s recently, shout-out to the peas and carrots in my Panda Express order.

My first skeet! YOLO