Shayla
@shaydeofgold.bsky.social
All I do is nap & tweet. In my spare time, I’m a real estate & finance lawyer |🐶, 💐, 🫖, 🎧📚| Stutterer | Views are mine only | she/her
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Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
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She will be mine in 30 days!
February 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
She will be mine in 30 days!
IT WAS ACCEPTED. My first solo offer was accepted (because I didn’t ask for broker fees 🤷🏾♀️)
Just wrote my first solo offer. OMG 🫣
February 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
IT WAS ACCEPTED. My first solo offer was accepted (because I didn’t ask for broker fees 🤷🏾♀️)
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saving a few bucks on groceries by switching to fabergé eggs
February 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
saving a few bucks on groceries by switching to fabergé eggs
Black bean 5 layer dip has become a staple in my diet. I eat it with a cheese quesadilla like 3x a week 😅
February 8, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Black bean 5 layer dip has become a staple in my diet. I eat it with a cheese quesadilla like 3x a week 😅
Apparently interior doors are very expensive
February 8, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Apparently interior doors are very expensive
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A lot of Trump DOJ lawyers will be disbarred in 4 to 5 years trying to carry out this foolishness.
Bookmark this.
Bookmark this.
February 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
A lot of Trump DOJ lawyers will be disbarred in 4 to 5 years trying to carry out this foolishness.
Bookmark this.
Bookmark this.
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WASHINGTON (AP) — Judge temporarily blocks Trump administration from placing 2,200 USAID workers on paid leave.
February 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
WASHINGTON (AP) — Judge temporarily blocks Trump administration from placing 2,200 USAID workers on paid leave.
Just wrote my first solo offer. OMG 🫣
February 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Just wrote my first solo offer. OMG 🫣
I need an expert opinion on whether a house would pass FHA appraisal but the expert would be a realtor 😂
February 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I need an expert opinion on whether a house would pass FHA appraisal but the expert would be a realtor 😂
There’s no turning on red but your entire car is in the crosswalk. Explain.
February 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
There’s no turning on red but your entire car is in the crosswalk. Explain.
So I’m currently going at this house hunting thing unrepresented. So far so good but who knows how I’ll do if/when I get under contract.
February 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
So I’m currently going at this house hunting thing unrepresented. So far so good but who knows how I’ll do if/when I get under contract.
When you’ve had a couple of transaction calls and none of the counsel teams have volunteered to draft the documents yet 🙃
February 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
When you’ve had a couple of transaction calls and none of the counsel teams have volunteered to draft the documents yet 🙃
It took me 15 minutes to flat iron my entire head but 30 minutes to do my makeup. Why? Because I accidentally put on too much blush and I looked like a literal clown. The undo is always harder than the do 🥴😂
February 6, 2025 at 12:56 PM
It took me 15 minutes to flat iron my entire head but 30 minutes to do my makeup. Why? Because I accidentally put on too much blush and I looked like a literal clown. The undo is always harder than the do 🥴😂
I've gotten useless. Gonna go home for a nap then pick work back up in a few hours. No one will miss me.
I went to bed around 11:30, woke up around 3:30 was restless so I got up and came to work and now I’m super sleepy. I should just go home before anyone realizes I was here lol
November 22, 2024 at 6:42 PM
I've gotten useless. Gonna go home for a nap then pick work back up in a few hours. No one will miss me.
The battery in my wireless mouse was dead when I got in so I spent the first hour of the day scrolling on my phone 🤦🏾♀️ Could I have used the trackpad? Sure, but also no
November 22, 2024 at 1:08 PM
The battery in my wireless mouse was dead when I got in so I spent the first hour of the day scrolling on my phone 🤦🏾♀️ Could I have used the trackpad? Sure, but also no
I went to bed around 11:30, woke up around 3:30 was restless so I got up and came to work and now I’m super sleepy. I should just go home before anyone realizes I was here lol
November 22, 2024 at 12:46 PM
I went to bed around 11:30, woke up around 3:30 was restless so I got up and came to work and now I’m super sleepy. I should just go home before anyone realizes I was here lol
Just listened to an oration of a transcript where Lyndon B. Johnson is asking if a speech writer could “put some sex on” his poverty speech and “turn it out.” “Can he put the music to it?”
A pleasant glimpse into LBJ’s southern roots
📖: An Unfinished Love Story: A personal history of the 1960s
A pleasant glimpse into LBJ’s southern roots
📖: An Unfinished Love Story: A personal history of the 1960s
November 22, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Just listened to an oration of a transcript where Lyndon B. Johnson is asking if a speech writer could “put some sex on” his poverty speech and “turn it out.” “Can he put the music to it?”
A pleasant glimpse into LBJ’s southern roots
📖: An Unfinished Love Story: A personal history of the 1960s
A pleasant glimpse into LBJ’s southern roots
📖: An Unfinished Love Story: A personal history of the 1960s
Going to bed early so I can hopefully be in the office before 6:30 🤞🏾
November 21, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Going to bed early so I can hopefully be in the office before 6:30 🤞🏾