Shawn
@shawnthesecond.bsky.social
X Refugee. Millennial. Less career-obsessed. Golden rule adherent. I’ve chosen to make my 30s the best years of my life, come along for the commentary! Leo ♌️👨🏽🤝👨🏻🏳️🌈
Formerly @shawnthesecond over THERE 💙 DMs are open
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Formerly @shawnthesecond over THERE 💙 DMs are open
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Shawn
@shawnthesecond.bsky.social
· Sep 24
I’ll have you know, I’m an insatiable flirt. (That’s a threat and a promise)
I completely get the hype of Miami in November.
November 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I completely get the hype of Miami in November.
Truly no question for me! I’m usually a fire or dragon girlie but ghosts have been ramped up in recent gens.
If you see this, quote this post with your favorite Ghost-type Pokémon 👻
If you see this, quote this post with your favorite Ghost-type Pokémon 👻
October 13, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Truly no question for me! I’m usually a fire or dragon girlie but ghosts have been ramped up in recent gens.
If you see this, quote this post with your favorite Ghost-type Pokémon 👻
If you see this, quote this post with your favorite Ghost-type Pokémon 👻
From suburbs to cityscapes, I’ll picket for the DC metro (as awful as it is) to remain forever
October 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
From suburbs to cityscapes, I’ll picket for the DC metro (as awful as it is) to remain forever
Definitely caught myself in a doom scroll of bad news yesterday. It’s got me waking up too early and scrolling again, talk about vicious cycle! Picking up a book instead
October 9, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Definitely caught myself in a doom scroll of bad news yesterday. It’s got me waking up too early and scrolling again, talk about vicious cycle! Picking up a book instead
You ever just feel like a kid in a candy store? Where you were told you can pick only one thing but everything is too good to pass up?
That’s what my Saturday feels like 👀 📩
That’s what my Saturday feels like 👀 📩
October 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
You ever just feel like a kid in a candy store? Where you were told you can pick only one thing but everything is too good to pass up?
That’s what my Saturday feels like 👀 📩
That’s what my Saturday feels like 👀 📩
I’ve seen Death Becomes Her (film, not musical) 1000 times. For the first time ever, I noticed today that Goldie Hawn gets a distractingly large amount of lipstick on her teeth… 🫦💄
October 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I’ve seen Death Becomes Her (film, not musical) 1000 times. For the first time ever, I noticed today that Goldie Hawn gets a distractingly large amount of lipstick on her teeth… 🫦💄
I have a sneaking suspicion that based on how frequently I see people use “constantly” in every day speech… that folks don’t actually KNOW what is constant or not.
September 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I have a sneaking suspicion that based on how frequently I see people use “constantly” in every day speech… that folks don’t actually KNOW what is constant or not.
I’ll have you know, I’m an insatiable flirt. (That’s a threat and a promise)
September 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I’ll have you know, I’m an insatiable flirt. (That’s a threat and a promise)
If you’re nice to me, I’ll tell you if I found a unicorn at the other end of those rays 🦄☀️
September 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
If you’re nice to me, I’ll tell you if I found a unicorn at the other end of those rays 🦄☀️
You should be good and do good for the sake of it. Everything else is icing on the cake.
September 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
You should be good and do good for the sake of it. Everything else is icing on the cake.
I now walk every morning and rather than lament that I haven’t done so for the four years we’ve been in this house, I instead marvel that calm trails are five minutes from my door.
August 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I now walk every morning and rather than lament that I haven’t done so for the four years we’ve been in this house, I instead marvel that calm trails are five minutes from my door.
Using the fact that something’s “always been done” as a defense for doing it again/still is relying on a cyclical cause and effect argument that will always prove itself right.
You know whose intellect operates at that basic of a level? A toddler.
Grow up.
You know whose intellect operates at that basic of a level? A toddler.
Grow up.
July 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Using the fact that something’s “always been done” as a defense for doing it again/still is relying on a cyclical cause and effect argument that will always prove itself right.
You know whose intellect operates at that basic of a level? A toddler.
Grow up.
You know whose intellect operates at that basic of a level? A toddler.
Grow up.
There comes a moment in every man’s life where he realizes his DMs are open.
June 28, 2025 at 6:34 AM
There comes a moment in every man’s life where he realizes his DMs are open.
Work has been driving me nuts for months now. I feel like between it and the news lately, there’s no respite!
So here’s a pic from my trip to Italy last week where, for just a second, I thought fondly about the future
So here’s a pic from my trip to Italy last week where, for just a second, I thought fondly about the future
May 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Work has been driving me nuts for months now. I feel like between it and the news lately, there’s no respite!
So here’s a pic from my trip to Italy last week where, for just a second, I thought fondly about the future
So here’s a pic from my trip to Italy last week where, for just a second, I thought fondly about the future
The rapid decent I feel everything is on has me feeling like, “What’s the point” — to cope, I reclaim peace in stupid little milestones.
Folded all the laundry? Good boy have a treat! Baked bread for the week? Good boy have a rest! Otherwise, it’s all sad boy vibes!! 🫠
Folded all the laundry? Good boy have a treat! Baked bread for the week? Good boy have a rest! Otherwise, it’s all sad boy vibes!! 🫠
March 8, 2025 at 2:51 PM
The rapid decent I feel everything is on has me feeling like, “What’s the point” — to cope, I reclaim peace in stupid little milestones.
Folded all the laundry? Good boy have a treat! Baked bread for the week? Good boy have a rest! Otherwise, it’s all sad boy vibes!! 🫠
Folded all the laundry? Good boy have a treat! Baked bread for the week? Good boy have a rest! Otherwise, it’s all sad boy vibes!! 🫠
Busiest February ever and it’s just begun… 🫥
February 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Busiest February ever and it’s just begun… 🫥
Shit’s been wild from all angles. Makes me want a vacation and by vacation I mean a coma… 😰
February 4, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Shit’s been wild from all angles. Makes me want a vacation and by vacation I mean a coma… 😰
Who’d like to break the rules?
January 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Who’d like to break the rules?
Anyone else feel like a spectator in a slow moving cage match? Stadium lights, steep-slowing audience seats, tiny caged ring down in the pit.
January 15, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Anyone else feel like a spectator in a slow moving cage match? Stadium lights, steep-slowing audience seats, tiny caged ring down in the pit.
Other than “terrible”, is there a culturally accepted name for this time of year? Definitely in a post-holiday slump that’s exaggerated by everyone and everything…
January 8, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Other than “terrible”, is there a culturally accepted name for this time of year? Definitely in a post-holiday slump that’s exaggerated by everyone and everything…
Happy New Year!! ✨🎉✨ in this house we obsess about reaching out to our inner child 🩷💚
January 1, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Happy New Year!! ✨🎉✨ in this house we obsess about reaching out to our inner child 🩷💚
I would like to live in a world where cutting in line, blocking passage ways, and having a general, remorseless lack of anyone else’s personal space is punishable by AT LEAST a prison sentence and fine….. 😰
(Yes, I am slightly agoraphobic)
(Yes, I am slightly agoraphobic)
December 30, 2024 at 5:40 PM
I would like to live in a world where cutting in line, blocking passage ways, and having a general, remorseless lack of anyone else’s personal space is punishable by AT LEAST a prison sentence and fine….. 😰
(Yes, I am slightly agoraphobic)
(Yes, I am slightly agoraphobic)
Went to a Wicked sing-along showing today and yes it still slaps, and yes I sang my life out with those strangers!! 💚🩷
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December 28, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Went to a Wicked sing-along showing today and yes it still slaps, and yes I sang my life out with those strangers!! 💚🩷
I know it’s about as ubiquitous as can be for a 🙋🏻♂️🏳️🌈 to say his family relationship is “complicated”, but being home after visiting with mine is soooo gratifying!
To all those who were triggered, misunderstood, or mistreated this Christmas, enjoy the rest of the holidays — the real ones IMO!! 🎄✨
To all those who were triggered, misunderstood, or mistreated this Christmas, enjoy the rest of the holidays — the real ones IMO!! 🎄✨
December 27, 2024 at 1:05 PM
I know it’s about as ubiquitous as can be for a 🙋🏻♂️🏳️🌈 to say his family relationship is “complicated”, but being home after visiting with mine is soooo gratifying!
To all those who were triggered, misunderstood, or mistreated this Christmas, enjoy the rest of the holidays — the real ones IMO!! 🎄✨
To all those who were triggered, misunderstood, or mistreated this Christmas, enjoy the rest of the holidays — the real ones IMO!! 🎄✨