Jasmine
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Jasmine
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“Did we all get the same invitation?”

- Angie

#AngieRHWOSLC #RHWOSLC #PretendAdult
November 22, 2024 at 11:45 PM
The delusion continues. I totally forgot Kim wanted to create a wig line because she wore wigs…🤦🏾‍♀️

#bravo #rhoa
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November 19, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Raja & Monet! I can’t pick!

#RPDR
November 19, 2024 at 7:07 PM
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Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as guns do.
November 19, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Season 2…Kim has a new hairpiece. Still awful! && Sheree may be dumb but she has always been pretty. Her original face && new face both slay 😌

#bravo #rhoa
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November 19, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Mia is giving “abuser” vibes. Are we sure Gordon is bipolar?! Who confirmed this?! Lying crater face Mia can’t be trusted. We need receipts girl!

#bravo #rhop
November 19, 2024 at 5:23 PM
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Twitter looking real Spirit Airlines right now. I think we on Delta over here #BlackSky
November 19, 2024 at 2:20 AM
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Elmo’s beef with Rocco has got to be one of the top ten beefs in pop culture.
November 18, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Kim never cared about her kids either! She smoked around her children. Brielle told her that her & Ariana were basically getting secondhand smoke to which Kim agreed && laughed it off. She also told Dallas Austin that her children will not stop her dream of being a singer…🤦🏾‍♀️

#bravo #rhoa
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November 19, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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Not liking Beyonce is a character flaw btw. You don’t have to be in the Beyhive or a stan, but not acknowledging she is THE most talented performer alive is a character flaw.
November 18, 2024 at 4:39 AM
I am rewatching the real housewives of atlanta and Kim has been delusional since day 1. The bitch can’t sing! The wig is awful && where is big pappa now?! 👀👀

#bravo #rhoa
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November 19, 2024 at 3:46 PM
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Anyone remember Celebrity Deathmatch?

MTV and their random programming mixed amongst music videos.

What a time to be alive
November 18, 2024 at 9:04 AM
My apartment complex tried to insinuate that, though I stay on the top floor of my apartment building, hearing footsteps from other apartments is normal…because “come on, it’s an apartment”… am i missing something here?! Are my expectations too high?! 🤔🤔

#help #makeitmakesense
November 18, 2024 at 5:48 PM
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Happy Monday, BlueSky.
November 18, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Mia is the only person on tv with a husband, a boyfriend and a girlfriend all on the same damn show

#rhop
November 18, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Moved to Greenville SC and now I turn up at the damn grocery store bar! 🤦🏾‍♀️😂 What is life?!

#iykyk
November 18, 2024 at 3:38 PM
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I will never understand how a billionaire, the richest man on Earth, spent millions to buy an election for ANOTHER billionaire, and told us that his policies would cause all of us non-billionaires “temporary hardship...”

...and the public didn't tell BOTH OF THEM to fuck off.
November 18, 2024 at 6:15 AM
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I’m not calling that asshole felon rapist traitor “President-elect.”

Fuck him.
November 18, 2024 at 12:28 PM
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As a grown ass adult, why aren’t you eating your fruits and vegetables…
November 17, 2024 at 11:03 AM
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I need a vacation
November 20, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Me trying to think of something clever to say on this app…
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November 18, 2024 at 3:14 PM
All I want for Christmas is my rent paid in full, a set of new tires, an oil change, and 8 planned paid trips in 2025…

is that too much to ask for?! 😩😩
November 18, 2024 at 3:08 PM