Exeres
sexeres.bsky.social
Exeres
@sexeres.bsky.social
Cisboy/35/potsandpansexual 🇮🇸
Extreme metal, TTRPGs, bad movies, and gaming with friendos
CW: a LOT of suicide jokes
imagine an alternate universe where lin-manuel miranda wrote a hannibal musical

did i mean the serial killer or the african general? you decide
December 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
six seven
November 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
my bogos are thoroughly, irrevocably binted
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
submitted my novella to a publisher and they sent it back because they "detected ai mannerisms" and i think i'm done writing forever
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
astrogeology porn: theia and earth smashed and gave birth to luna
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
i am so in the weeds on david pumpkins
November 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
as a child i pronounced parasaurolophus as pair a sore a loaf us and i'm still being punished for it
November 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
potus more like throatus
November 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
was the fall of rome this stupid
November 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
bsky changed its logo i am about to set a liberal on fire over this
November 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
i just want a cuddle partner that makes me feel safe and everyone else unsafe

is that so much to ask
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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"Trump's enthusiastic endorsement of Jamal Khashoggi's murder at the direction of Crown Prince bin Salman raises questions about Joe Biden's age"
November 19, 2025 at 11:05 AM
he literally bragged about molesting underage girls and y'all still voted for him three fucking times, you don't get to be outraged now
November 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Puritanism
November 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
shit it's been a minute since my last post uh uh uh uh something about killing myself
November 19, 2025 at 4:32 AM
November 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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The Historical Situation Room. JFK-created in 1961 to handle “The Cuban Missile Crisis’. Obama-used in the operation of getting Osama Bin Ladin in 2011. Trump- How can we keep my involvement in Epstein’s sex trafficking files hidden 2025.
November 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
every time i'm about to use one of those auto flush public urinals i jerk off to get hard so the pictures sent to the government see me at my best
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
i've always known that i'm going to die alone

now that i know i'm pansexual that's actually way more pathetic

like damn dude you couldn't swing even one person out of the entire human race
November 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
only after the last tree is cut
and the last river poisoned
only after the last fish is caught
will you find that money cannot be eaten
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
haha oops another depression spiral here i gooooooo
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
we see eclipses all the time yet we never see the sun in front of the moon. makes you think
November 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
those fascists at home depot still won't let me nibble on the drywall how am i supposed to gauge the quality if i can't sample it
November 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM