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@sewerowl.bsky.social
mentally in a forest along lake michigan
I would love to get FOIA'ed on every instance of me using "ope" in official communications
September 13, 2024 at 2:41 PM
I would love to get FOIA'ed on every instance of me using "ope" in official communications
I need to steal the deed to a house or condo
August 18, 2024 at 4:43 PM
I need to steal the deed to a house or condo
Not sure why I was so set on this, but I texted this to my Dad too and he just said I'm dumb
Just gonna put this idea out there to @jonbois.bsky.social - runners on 2nd and 3rd. 0 or 1 outs. Base hit to right field. Send both runners, but delay the runner on 3rd so that he's only a few steps ahead of the trailing runner. There's no way the catcher is making both tags at the plate, right?
July 10, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Not sure why I was so set on this, but I texted this to my Dad too and he just said I'm dumb
Just gonna put this idea out there to @jonbois.bsky.social - runners on 2nd and 3rd. 0 or 1 outs. Base hit to right field. Send both runners, but delay the runner on 3rd so that he's only a few steps ahead of the trailing runner. There's no way the catcher is making both tags at the plate, right?
July 8, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Just gonna put this idea out there to @jonbois.bsky.social - runners on 2nd and 3rd. 0 or 1 outs. Base hit to right field. Send both runners, but delay the runner on 3rd so that he's only a few steps ahead of the trailing runner. There's no way the catcher is making both tags at the plate, right?
Hell yeah one of my good friends is moving to the city to be a global history teacher for CPS
June 9, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Hell yeah one of my good friends is moving to the city to be a global history teacher for CPS
Last day of my lease, and my cat just tore a big hole in the window screen for the first time
May 31, 2024 at 11:57 AM
Last day of my lease, and my cat just tore a big hole in the window screen for the first time
I let my cat lick a fig newton and then she puked into her litter box
May 21, 2024 at 3:22 AM
I let my cat lick a fig newton and then she puked into her litter box
Did sparring for the first time in Muay Thai today and I may have a slight concussion...
I will be doing it again next week!
I will be doing it again next week!
May 20, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Did sparring for the first time in Muay Thai today and I may have a slight concussion...
I will be doing it again next week!
I will be doing it again next week!
I just finished hosting a social event for the first time in my life and it went well :)
April 28, 2024 at 7:31 AM
I just finished hosting a social event for the first time in my life and it went well :)
Nobody ever smokes good weed on the L
April 18, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Nobody ever smokes good weed on the L
One-inch inseam Muay Thai shorts have transformed my life
April 13, 2024 at 6:23 PM
One-inch inseam Muay Thai shorts have transformed my life
Someone hacked and leaked a huge EPA database of contact info for contractors who do environmental work??? Why???
April 9, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Someone hacked and leaked a huge EPA database of contact info for contractors who do environmental work??? Why???
Cat Tongues On Cast Iron would be a good bluegrass band name
March 29, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Cat Tongues On Cast Iron would be a good bluegrass band name
I just fell for a fucking door-to-door electric service switch scam bro I'm a fucking idiot
March 22, 2024 at 8:28 PM
I just fell for a fucking door-to-door electric service switch scam bro I'm a fucking idiot
I kept referring to the Pacific Ocean as "the lake" and it was annoying the Californians
March 22, 2024 at 3:00 PM
I kept referring to the Pacific Ocean as "the lake" and it was annoying the Californians
Our bartender was really cute last night so I rallied all of my coworkers to help her close the bar/restaurant
March 21, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Our bartender was really cute last night so I rallied all of my coworkers to help her close the bar/restaurant
Cutting my own hair is always a full 24 hours of "it's so over"/"we're so back" as I make little improvements to the cut
March 16, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Cutting my own hair is always a full 24 hours of "it's so over"/"we're so back" as I make little improvements to the cut
My coworker grew up with older brothers and I grew up with a younger sister, so I am so good at annoying her
February 29, 2024 at 2:49 PM
My coworker grew up with older brothers and I grew up with a younger sister, so I am so good at annoying her
I'd like it
To commemorate the premiere of A24's CIVIL WAR, which has the crappiest US civil war map ever, here's my map for what the US would look like 50 years into a warring states period. Tried to incorporate natural geographic defenses, areas of historical influence, great powers' need for buffer states.
February 27, 2024 at 12:21 AM
I'd like it
Going to an art sale for Palestine as a solo white guy was a weird vibe. Same for the marches and protests. It's like I can feel people wondering why I'm there.
February 11, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Going to an art sale for Palestine as a solo white guy was a weird vibe. Same for the marches and protests. It's like I can feel people wondering why I'm there.
If a massive crime spree in logan square and wicker park starts up soon, I could probably get a pretty good price on an apartment
February 8, 2024 at 3:11 AM
If a massive crime spree in logan square and wicker park starts up soon, I could probably get a pretty good price on an apartment
It's exhausting having to hide my politics so completely from my coworkers
January 31, 2024 at 1:24 AM
It's exhausting having to hide my politics so completely from my coworkers
Is 11:40 pm an appropriate time to invite my ex to a fancy dinner
January 28, 2024 at 5:41 AM
Is 11:40 pm an appropriate time to invite my ex to a fancy dinner