Alistair 🗡️
@seriousmooonlight.bsky.social
They/them | artist | printmaker | designer
Genderqueer 💜🤍💚
Vampire in a funky little outfit 🧛🏻
Pinball warlock🧑🎤🪩 Stern IC: Snallygaster
Heavy Metal is life 🤘 ⚔️
Philly Philly 🦅
Genderqueer 💜🤍💚
Vampire in a funky little outfit 🧛🏻
Pinball warlock🧑🎤🪩 Stern IC: Snallygaster
Heavy Metal is life 🤘 ⚔️
Philly Philly 🦅
Pinned
⚔️Intro post⚔️
532 years old, they/them, bisexual mess
Extremely into things like:
🩶 EGA and EGL fashion
🩶 Metal (esp black and doom metal)
🩶 Illustration
🩶 Sewing
🩶 Printmaking
🩶 Pinball
🩶 Tabletop RPGs
🩶 Vampires
🩶 Horror movies
🩶 Queer stuff
🩶 Video Games
532 years old, they/them, bisexual mess
Extremely into things like:
🩶 EGA and EGL fashion
🩶 Metal (esp black and doom metal)
🩶 Illustration
🩶 Sewing
🩶 Printmaking
🩶 Pinball
🩶 Tabletop RPGs
🩶 Vampires
🩶 Horror movies
🩶 Queer stuff
🩶 Video Games
There’s something so special about being able to discuss metal with other people who are really in it.
“This band is disgusting, just the nastiest black metal. Real Satanic shit”
“Hell yeah sounds awesome”
“This band is disgusting, just the nastiest black metal. Real Satanic shit”
“Hell yeah sounds awesome”
July 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
There’s something so special about being able to discuss metal with other people who are really in it.
“This band is disgusting, just the nastiest black metal. Real Satanic shit”
“Hell yeah sounds awesome”
“This band is disgusting, just the nastiest black metal. Real Satanic shit”
“Hell yeah sounds awesome”
Printmaker friends: how do you decide if you’re going to make a print an open or limited edition? Or make it into a digital print? I’m submitting a piece to a show soon and if it’s accepted I’m not sure if I want to have one original or do a run of prints. #printsky #printmaking
July 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Printmaker friends: how do you decide if you’re going to make a print an open or limited edition? Or make it into a digital print? I’m submitting a piece to a show soon and if it’s accepted I’m not sure if I want to have one original or do a run of prints. #printsky #printmaking
Taking advantage of it being about 100°F in my apartment to bang out this huge print. The linoleum is carving like butter so there’s that 🤷🏻 #printmaking #printsky #linocut
June 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Taking advantage of it being about 100°F in my apartment to bang out this huge print. The linoleum is carving like butter so there’s that 🤷🏻 #printmaking #printsky #linocut
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar came in for a tour of my old workplace (I worked in the athletic wear industry). Yeah he was really tall and seemed like a nice guy.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar came in for a tour of my old workplace (I worked in the athletic wear industry). Yeah he was really tall and seemed like a nice guy.
Pretty sure that the guy from Arizmenda climbing the balcony at Ram’s Head and then getting dragged off by security is gonna be “the thing that happened at Maryland Deathfest 2025”
May 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Pretty sure that the guy from Arizmenda climbing the balcony at Ram’s Head and then getting dragged off by security is gonna be “the thing that happened at Maryland Deathfest 2025”
People who make unsolicited memes about how much they hate Sleep Token actually just hate women but with extra steps
May 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
People who make unsolicited memes about how much they hate Sleep Token actually just hate women but with extra steps
I’ve only been at Maryland Deathfest for two days and already had to stand next to a fucking neo Nazi. WHY do we still let these people into our scene with no repercussions??
May 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I’ve only been at Maryland Deathfest for two days and already had to stand next to a fucking neo Nazi. WHY do we still let these people into our scene with no repercussions??
Discovered an insanely good seed last night that has an early Brainstorm and Perkeo, plus a negative Spaceman and eventual Baron + Mime. Gonna play around with this one some more. #balatro #balatroseed
May 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Discovered an insanely good seed last night that has an early Brainstorm and Perkeo, plus a negative Spaceman and eventual Baron + Mime. Gonna play around with this one some more. #balatro #balatroseed
Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four that you know.
I fully agree with the results of this test because it gave me very good results that I like, 10/10 no notes
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
I fully agree with the results of this test because it gave me very good results that I like, 10/10 no notes
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
May 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four that you know.
I fully agree with the results of this test because it gave me very good results that I like, 10/10 no notes
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
I fully agree with the results of this test because it gave me very good results that I like, 10/10 no notes
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
So far the wildest part of playing Blue Prince is talking to friends who have spent about the same amount of hours but we haven’t seen any of the same things.
“Yeah I have the solarium but what the fuck do you mean there’s a wrench??”
“Yeah I have the solarium but what the fuck do you mean there’s a wrench??”
May 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
So far the wildest part of playing Blue Prince is talking to friends who have spent about the same amount of hours but we haven’t seen any of the same things.
“Yeah I have the solarium but what the fuck do you mean there’s a wrench??”
“Yeah I have the solarium but what the fuck do you mean there’s a wrench??”
Good lord, I forgot how having a crush on someone makes you feel like you’re on drugs and gonna throw up all the time 🫠
May 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Good lord, I forgot how having a crush on someone makes you feel like you’re on drugs and gonna throw up all the time 🫠
I have three types of TTRPG characters:
1. Just Happy To Be Here
2. If a black cat was a person
3. ✨Sparkly✨
And all three are being used to process some sort of trauma
1. Just Happy To Be Here
2. If a black cat was a person
3. ✨Sparkly✨
And all three are being used to process some sort of trauma
I have three types of TTRPG characters:
1. Bastard rat man.
2. Spooky lil guy.
3. Flamboyant egotistical failure.
Bonus points to all if the character is dead and or dying.
1. Bastard rat man.
2. Spooky lil guy.
3. Flamboyant egotistical failure.
Bonus points to all if the character is dead and or dying.
I have three types of TTRPG characters:
1. Little Guy of ambiguous gender and sometimes ambiguous intentions
2. Sad middle-aged man who died but don't worry, he got better (?)
3. Nervous wreck who fears literally everything and is trying (and failing) to hide it under a facade of confidence
1. Little Guy of ambiguous gender and sometimes ambiguous intentions
2. Sad middle-aged man who died but don't worry, he got better (?)
3. Nervous wreck who fears literally everything and is trying (and failing) to hide it under a facade of confidence
May 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I have three types of TTRPG characters:
1. Just Happy To Be Here
2. If a black cat was a person
3. ✨Sparkly✨
And all three are being used to process some sort of trauma
1. Just Happy To Be Here
2. If a black cat was a person
3. ✨Sparkly✨
And all three are being used to process some sort of trauma
Become friends, roommates, or partners with a Car Guy. That doesn’t mean he can always fix it for you, but at the very least he can tell you what’s wrong which makes going to the mechanic less intimidating.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Become friends, roommates, or partners with a Car Guy. That doesn’t mean he can always fix it for you, but at the very least he can tell you what’s wrong which makes going to the mechanic less intimidating.
Reposted by Alistair 🗡️
“chicago pope” is one of the shows jack donaghy greenlit when he was tanking nbc
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
“chicago pope” is one of the shows jack donaghy greenlit when he was tanking nbc
Something that amuses me to no end is using this meme format to announce major world events to my group chat
May 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Something that amuses me to no end is using this meme format to announce major world events to my group chat
Gotta say, I’ve experienced some pretty excellent flirting since moving to Philly, between a girl telling me about how Alistair is her favorite Dragon Age character and another girl casually calling me Radio Demon at a party
April 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Gotta say, I’ve experienced some pretty excellent flirting since moving to Philly, between a girl telling me about how Alistair is her favorite Dragon Age character and another girl casually calling me Radio Demon at a party
Reposted by Alistair 🗡️
i love you interview with the vampire i love you castlevania i love you nosferatu i love you sinners i love you midnight mass i love you what we do in the shadows i love you carmilla i love you dracula i love you lost boys i love you hellsing i love you tanz der vampire i love y
April 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
i love you interview with the vampire i love you castlevania i love you nosferatu i love you sinners i love you midnight mass i love you what we do in the shadows i love you carmilla i love you dracula i love you lost boys i love you hellsing i love you tanz der vampire i love y
Golden West Cafe in Baltimore used to serve these fried tofu puffs that were so light and airy. They were slathered in buffalo sauce and served with vegan ranch dip. I have yet to find anything that comes close, the texture was so specific. Like spicy tofu clouds.
I don't want to hear about your lost loves, tell me about the restaurant food that haunts you because you'll never be able to taste it again
April 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Golden West Cafe in Baltimore used to serve these fried tofu puffs that were so light and airy. They were slathered in buffalo sauce and served with vegan ranch dip. I have yet to find anything that comes close, the texture was so specific. Like spicy tofu clouds.
You’re only a real pinball player if you have a selfie in the Hardbody machine
April 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
You’re only a real pinball player if you have a selfie in the Hardbody machine
My boss: Is anyone doing anything fun this weekend? 🙂
Me to myself: Listen. You can NOT tell her you’re going out of state for a pinball tournament. Everything about your personal life already sounds fake. You cannot tell her.
Me: Haha just Easter 😌 Spending time with family amirite??
Me to myself: Listen. You can NOT tell her you’re going out of state for a pinball tournament. Everything about your personal life already sounds fake. You cannot tell her.
Me: Haha just Easter 😌 Spending time with family amirite??
April 16, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My boss: Is anyone doing anything fun this weekend? 🙂
Me to myself: Listen. You can NOT tell her you’re going out of state for a pinball tournament. Everything about your personal life already sounds fake. You cannot tell her.
Me: Haha just Easter 😌 Spending time with family amirite??
Me to myself: Listen. You can NOT tell her you’re going out of state for a pinball tournament. Everything about your personal life already sounds fake. You cannot tell her.
Me: Haha just Easter 😌 Spending time with family amirite??
Convinced this company makes seltzer for the real freaks. The strawberry is there to trick you, it’s basil all the way down.
(I’m the freak in this scenario)
(I’m the freak in this scenario)
April 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Convinced this company makes seltzer for the real freaks. The strawberry is there to trick you, it’s basil all the way down.
(I’m the freak in this scenario)
(I’m the freak in this scenario)
In honor of #thebandghost putting out a new music video, here’s a picture of me from Halloween 2023 which also happens to be the best I’ve ever looked
April 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
In honor of #thebandghost putting out a new music video, here’s a picture of me from Halloween 2023 which also happens to be the best I’ve ever looked
Me: wow why do I feel weird and exhausted?
Also me: well you just started a new job learning brand new things, suddenly changed your sleep schedule and diet, and world events have been extremely stressful
Me: no I’m definitely dying of a mysterious illness
Also me: well you just started a new job learning brand new things, suddenly changed your sleep schedule and diet, and world events have been extremely stressful
Me: no I’m definitely dying of a mysterious illness
April 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Me: wow why do I feel weird and exhausted?
Also me: well you just started a new job learning brand new things, suddenly changed your sleep schedule and diet, and world events have been extremely stressful
Me: no I’m definitely dying of a mysterious illness
Also me: well you just started a new job learning brand new things, suddenly changed your sleep schedule and diet, and world events have been extremely stressful
Me: no I’m definitely dying of a mysterious illness
I can’t speak to other types of manufacturing, but I DO have a background in clothing manufacturing and no one seems to understand why we can’t just product clothing here instead of overseas 🧵
April 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I can’t speak to other types of manufacturing, but I DO have a background in clothing manufacturing and no one seems to understand why we can’t just product clothing here instead of overseas 🧵
I swear these new Ghost and Sleep Token releases are the only things that are gonna get me through this year.
It’s not a great time to be an American but it’s a great time to be a fan of men who wear little costumes.
It’s not a great time to be an American but it’s a great time to be a fan of men who wear little costumes.
April 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I swear these new Ghost and Sleep Token releases are the only things that are gonna get me through this year.
It’s not a great time to be an American but it’s a great time to be a fan of men who wear little costumes.
It’s not a great time to be an American but it’s a great time to be a fan of men who wear little costumes.