Señor Sean
@senorsean.bsky.social
US expat living in Panama. I code websites
Trump is such a fuck up that he tried to get Kimmel fired and instead got him job security for life
October 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Trump is such a fuck up that he tried to get Kimmel fired and instead got him job security for life
Anyone other liberals feel like the Coyote now? Like Trump is the Roadrunner, and the Democratic Party is the Acme corporation, just conning us with solutions that will never work?
Trump is coming after free speech!
Well, try on these rocket skates.
Trump is coming after free speech!
Well, try on these rocket skates.
September 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Anyone other liberals feel like the Coyote now? Like Trump is the Roadrunner, and the Democratic Party is the Acme corporation, just conning us with solutions that will never work?
Trump is coming after free speech!
Well, try on these rocket skates.
Trump is coming after free speech!
Well, try on these rocket skates.
I enjoy doing long, detailed rants online, but TikTok prefers shorter videos. I think I have found a solution that will make us both happy. Check it out #maga #immigration #undocumented
August 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I enjoy doing long, detailed rants online, but TikTok prefers shorter videos. I think I have found a solution that will make us both happy. Check it out #maga #immigration #undocumented
Exciting or stupid? What say you?
August 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Exciting or stupid? What say you?
My friend asked ChatGPT to make a human version of her cat. It turned out real cute! I tried to do the same thing with my dog, and her giant ears confused ChatGPT
July 17, 2025 at 11:47 AM
My friend asked ChatGPT to make a human version of her cat. It turned out real cute! I tried to do the same thing with my dog, and her giant ears confused ChatGPT
Enjoy this fake trailer for a fake Anderson Cooper podcast I made. New episodes never.
#andersoncooper #cnn #tiktok #parody #comedy
vm.tiktok.com/ZMSCov544/
#andersoncooper #cnn #tiktok #parody #comedy
vm.tiktok.com/ZMSCov544/
TikTok - Make Your Day
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July 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Enjoy this fake trailer for a fake Anderson Cooper podcast I made. New episodes never.
#andersoncooper #cnn #tiktok #parody #comedy
vm.tiktok.com/ZMSCov544/
#andersoncooper #cnn #tiktok #parody #comedy
vm.tiktok.com/ZMSCov544/
Coming to theaters, this November…
“There’s no law that say a baby can’t be terrorism czar.”
“What?! Gimme that book…”
Get ready for Baby Terrorism Czar! A madcap nightmare about what happens when you give America’s security apparatus…. To a BABY! 😱😱😱
Coming to a theatre near you
“There’s no law that say a baby can’t be terrorism czar.”
“What?! Gimme that book…”
Get ready for Baby Terrorism Czar! A madcap nightmare about what happens when you give America’s security apparatus…. To a BABY! 😱😱😱
Coming to a theatre near you
NEW: Meet the 22-Year-Old Trump’s Team Picked to Lead Terrorism Prevention
One year out of college and with no apparent national security expertise, Thomas Fugate is the Department of Homeland Security official tasked with overseeing the government’s main hub for combating violent extremism.
One year out of college and with no apparent national security expertise, Thomas Fugate is the Department of Homeland Security official tasked with overseeing the government’s main hub for combating violent extremism.
“The Intern in Charge”: Meet the 22-Year-Old Trump’s Team Picked to Lead Terrorism Prevention
One year out of college and with no apparent national security expertise, Thomas Fugate is the Department of Homeland Security official tasked with overseeing the government’s main hub for combating v...
www.propublica.org
June 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Coming to theaters, this November…
“There’s no law that say a baby can’t be terrorism czar.”
“What?! Gimme that book…”
Get ready for Baby Terrorism Czar! A madcap nightmare about what happens when you give America’s security apparatus…. To a BABY! 😱😱😱
Coming to a theatre near you
“There’s no law that say a baby can’t be terrorism czar.”
“What?! Gimme that book…”
Get ready for Baby Terrorism Czar! A madcap nightmare about what happens when you give America’s security apparatus…. To a BABY! 😱😱😱
Coming to a theatre near you
“Look, Daddy, I’m Superman!”
“Hey, I got a better idea! How about you be Carpet Shampoo Man today. Carpet Shampoo Man protects the house by cleaning up the poop stain on the carpet that his dog made three days ago but doesn’t seem to be bothering anyone but me.”
“Thats a fun superhero, right?”
“Hey, I got a better idea! How about you be Carpet Shampoo Man today. Carpet Shampoo Man protects the house by cleaning up the poop stain on the carpet that his dog made three days ago but doesn’t seem to be bothering anyone but me.”
“Thats a fun superhero, right?”
June 4, 2025 at 5:42 AM
“Look, Daddy, I’m Superman!”
“Hey, I got a better idea! How about you be Carpet Shampoo Man today. Carpet Shampoo Man protects the house by cleaning up the poop stain on the carpet that his dog made three days ago but doesn’t seem to be bothering anyone but me.”
“Thats a fun superhero, right?”
“Hey, I got a better idea! How about you be Carpet Shampoo Man today. Carpet Shampoo Man protects the house by cleaning up the poop stain on the carpet that his dog made three days ago but doesn’t seem to be bothering anyone but me.”
“Thats a fun superhero, right?”
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Nude muscular man carries more power.
June 4, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Nude muscular man carries more power.
Sometimes when my doggies play fight, I have to be referee
May 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Sometimes when my doggies play fight, I have to be referee
Do you think in the 30s, there were people watching Hitler take over Germany and saying, “You know what we need? A liberal Hitler.”
May 21, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Do you think in the 30s, there were people watching Hitler take over Germany and saying, “You know what we need? A liberal Hitler.”
This is a poem about a Lovecraftian horror
He’s Mr. Bunnytree,
Mr. Bunnytree.
Half a bunny,
Half a tree,
Why does God allow him to be?
He’s Mr. Bunnytree,
Try not to gape in horror
He’s Mr. Bunnytree,
Mr. Bunnytree.
Half a bunny,
Half a tree,
Why does God allow him to be?
He’s Mr. Bunnytree,
Try not to gape in horror
May 19, 2025 at 5:24 AM
This is a poem about a Lovecraftian horror
He’s Mr. Bunnytree,
Mr. Bunnytree.
Half a bunny,
Half a tree,
Why does God allow him to be?
He’s Mr. Bunnytree,
Try not to gape in horror
He’s Mr. Bunnytree,
Mr. Bunnytree.
Half a bunny,
Half a tree,
Why does God allow him to be?
He’s Mr. Bunnytree,
Try not to gape in horror
When they made Back To The Future, the DeLorean was a terrible car that looked weird and was designed by an eccentric disrupter in the auto industry
If that movie had been made today, the time machine would have been a Cybertruck
If that movie had been made today, the time machine would have been a Cybertruck
May 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
When they made Back To The Future, the DeLorean was a terrible car that looked weird and was designed by an eccentric disrupter in the auto industry
If that movie had been made today, the time machine would have been a Cybertruck
If that movie had been made today, the time machine would have been a Cybertruck
DJClicheDarkness on Twitch, he’d be thrilled if you watched
May 3, 2025 at 5:22 AM
DJClicheDarkness on Twitch, he’d be thrilled if you watched
This game of fetch is brought to you by a rainy day and my dog needing exercise
April 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
This game of fetch is brought to you by a rainy day and my dog needing exercise
Sometimes, the very best days are ones where you get stoned and snuggle your dogs
April 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Sometimes, the very best days are ones where you get stoned and snuggle your dogs
It’s really weird that Jesus had an infinite food cheat code and used it only once
April 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
It’s really weird that Jesus had an infinite food cheat code and used it only once
British Crown : We’re imposing a 3% tariff on tea going to the colonies.
Colonials : Fuck that noise, we’re gonna riot and destroy your tea.
252 YEARS LATER
Trump : I’m imposing tariffs on damn near everything.
MAGA : We are 100% onboard.
Colonials : Fuck that noise, we’re gonna riot and destroy your tea.
252 YEARS LATER
Trump : I’m imposing tariffs on damn near everything.
MAGA : We are 100% onboard.
April 2, 2025 at 12:22 AM
British Crown : We’re imposing a 3% tariff on tea going to the colonies.
Colonials : Fuck that noise, we’re gonna riot and destroy your tea.
252 YEARS LATER
Trump : I’m imposing tariffs on damn near everything.
MAGA : We are 100% onboard.
Colonials : Fuck that noise, we’re gonna riot and destroy your tea.
252 YEARS LATER
Trump : I’m imposing tariffs on damn near everything.
MAGA : We are 100% onboard.
We were supposed to be boycotting the bad companies today, but I totally forgot I have ads for my business running on Facebook.
I’ve been a bad liberal.
Someone give me penance.
I’ve been a bad liberal.
Someone give me penance.
February 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
We were supposed to be boycotting the bad companies today, but I totally forgot I have ads for my business running on Facebook.
I’ve been a bad liberal.
Someone give me penance.
I’ve been a bad liberal.
Someone give me penance.