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I know there are other more important things out there but I just cracked open another jar of home made carrot & daikon pickles and the world can be good from time to time.
10 months: oh gosh don't we just have the cutest most adorable smartest little girl shes so advanced & walking already
13 months: fucking hell who thought it was a good idea to teach her to open doors. shes put our shoes in the pantry again and there's banana on the underside of all our tables
13 months: fucking hell who thought it was a good idea to teach her to open doors. shes put our shoes in the pantry again and there's banana on the underside of all our tables
December 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
10 months: oh gosh don't we just have the cutest most adorable smartest little girl shes so advanced & walking already
13 months: fucking hell who thought it was a good idea to teach her to open doors. shes put our shoes in the pantry again and there's banana on the underside of all our tables
13 months: fucking hell who thought it was a good idea to teach her to open doors. shes put our shoes in the pantry again and there's banana on the underside of all our tables
Baby’s first
December 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Baby’s first
Holy Cacao is great for a lot of reasons but my favorite is that Burt Ward definitely yelled it at some point
November 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Holy Cacao is great for a lot of reasons but my favorite is that Burt Ward definitely yelled it at some point
somehow, Geno Smith returned
November 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
somehow, Geno Smith returned
i bet the vibe in NYC is immaculate right now
November 5, 2025 at 6:11 AM
i bet the vibe in NYC is immaculate right now
I’m sorry, “corn sweat”? You all got played. This was invented in a joint Uchicago/ Koch initiative to make people miserable. I push a button in a factory in Gary, IN and the whole Midwest suffers. I hate my job but it’s necessary.
November 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I’m sorry, “corn sweat”? You all got played. This was invented in a joint Uchicago/ Koch initiative to make people miserable. I push a button in a factory in Gary, IN and the whole Midwest suffers. I hate my job but it’s necessary.
Joe Davis: this season just won’t end!
John Smoltz: the autumnal equinox will never happen.
Davis: we will grow old here.
Smoltz: and die before winter ever comes
David: to the bottom of the 11th we go!
John Smoltz: the autumnal equinox will never happen.
Davis: we will grow old here.
Smoltz: and die before winter ever comes
David: to the bottom of the 11th we go!
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Joe Davis: this season just won’t end!
John Smoltz: the autumnal equinox will never happen.
Davis: we will grow old here.
Smoltz: and die before winter ever comes
David: to the bottom of the 11th we go!
John Smoltz: the autumnal equinox will never happen.
Davis: we will grow old here.
Smoltz: and die before winter ever comes
David: to the bottom of the 11th we go!
Watching the first 9 game World Series
November 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Watching the first 9 game World Series
my wife: beautiful, creative, attending a secret vampire party thrown by powerful women, partying with beautiful friends.
me: comfy pants bread and butter
me: comfy pants bread and butter
October 31, 2025 at 5:04 AM
my wife: beautiful, creative, attending a secret vampire party thrown by powerful women, partying with beautiful friends.
me: comfy pants bread and butter
me: comfy pants bread and butter
Enter Chorus.
Two evening snacks, both alike in disappointment
(In our comfy pants, where we lay our scene),
which is to say that they each kind of suck
Two evening snacks, both alike in disappointment
(In our comfy pants, where we lay our scene),
which is to say that they each kind of suck
October 31, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Enter Chorus.
Two evening snacks, both alike in disappointment
(In our comfy pants, where we lay our scene),
which is to say that they each kind of suck
Two evening snacks, both alike in disappointment
(In our comfy pants, where we lay our scene),
which is to say that they each kind of suck
you can't fire me, my daughter is too cute
October 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
you can't fire me, my daughter is too cute
There's a building on my block with a smoke alarm that sounds like it was designed by the Nuclear Energy Commission from the G.I. Joe universe. Might as well house a facility that is one step away from nuclear meltdown every other Tuesday. Maybe the roof will retract and a helicopter will emerge.
October 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
There's a building on my block with a smoke alarm that sounds like it was designed by the Nuclear Energy Commission from the G.I. Joe universe. Might as well house a facility that is one step away from nuclear meltdown every other Tuesday. Maybe the roof will retract and a helicopter will emerge.
With a year of fatherhood under my belt I just want to say that when Jurassic 5 sings “while y’all drink the simulac my rhymes are breast fed” in Concrete Schoolyard, they are not speaking from a scientific perspective, formula is a wonder, and we should stop stigmatizing moms that don’t breastfeed.
October 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
With a year of fatherhood under my belt I just want to say that when Jurassic 5 sings “while y’all drink the simulac my rhymes are breast fed” in Concrete Schoolyard, they are not speaking from a scientific perspective, formula is a wonder, and we should stop stigmatizing moms that don’t breastfeed.
My wife bought $30 grapes. That’s so expensive! This isn’t even the set up to a joke I just don’t get it. They are ok grapes. You can’t even eat the skin.
October 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
My wife bought $30 grapes. That’s so expensive! This isn’t even the set up to a joke I just don’t get it. They are ok grapes. You can’t even eat the skin.
one week away from a year of fatherhood
October 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM
one week away from a year of fatherhood
This is actually why I am completely normal and have the accent of a 1960s news reporter: Bethlehem PA is 90 minutes north of Philly and 90 minutes west of Manhattan
I have a theory - much like how if you live in New York City for long enough you become culturally Jewish in a way, if you hang out online for too long you end up culturally Philadelphian
October 4, 2025 at 1:46 PM
This is actually why I am completely normal and have the accent of a 1960s news reporter: Bethlehem PA is 90 minutes north of Philly and 90 minutes west of Manhattan
eating a bowl of mixed nuts and seeds like a small animal with a quickly beating heart
October 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
eating a bowl of mixed nuts and seeds like a small animal with a quickly beating heart
"gooning" for my wife (replying "yess boss, right away, boss) whenever she texts, doin the ol' two for you one for me, roughin up local shop keepers for protection money, etc)
October 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
"gooning" for my wife (replying "yess boss, right away, boss) whenever she texts, doin the ol' two for you one for me, roughin up local shop keepers for protection money, etc)
my daughter has acquired several highland cow stuffed animals of various sizes and we have named them "The McMoos"
September 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
my daughter has acquired several highland cow stuffed animals of various sizes and we have named them "The McMoos"
Reposted by if on a winters night some soup
I have not been able to think about the word at the end of this video—*without* thinking of this video—since I first watched it.
the Command & Conquer series is 30 years old today we so have an excuse to share this iconic moment with Tim Curry
September 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I have not been able to think about the word at the end of this video—*without* thinking of this video—since I first watched it.
hell yeah way to go @nickmonty.bsky.social
September 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
hell yeah way to go @nickmonty.bsky.social
YES I spend a small countries GDP just on wet wipes to clean up after my baby NO there’s no other option and I won’t be changing any of our behaviors
September 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
YES I spend a small countries GDP just on wet wipes to clean up after my baby NO there’s no other option and I won’t be changing any of our behaviors
dont be mean to russel wilson he's an old man and clearly needed a nap
September 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
dont be mean to russel wilson he's an old man and clearly needed a nap
Listening to Sui Ishida’s Choujin-X playlist and suddenly Jason Mraz comes on and I can’t tell if this is a joke pulled by the compiler or if this mangaka just loves a skinny white guy in a bad hat
September 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Listening to Sui Ishida’s Choujin-X playlist and suddenly Jason Mraz comes on and I can’t tell if this is a joke pulled by the compiler or if this mangaka just loves a skinny white guy in a bad hat
Ok folks it’s time for giants football let’s get ready to be disappointed
September 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Ok folks it’s time for giants football let’s get ready to be disappointed