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junoryleejournalism.com
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems... SIMON: What? SHAPIRO: ...Or saying... SIMON: You imagine that? SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over. SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level. SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this. SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
October 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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dril.bsky.social
blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office
March 20, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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jonbois.bsky.social
civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser
August 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
*gazes wistfully out a window*
Marine Le Pen Found Guilty of Embezzlement, Banned From Next Elections
Judges convicted the far-right leader of misusing EU funds and barred her from running in the 2027 French presidential elections.
www.wsj.com
March 31, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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poisonjr.bsky.social
i bought this machine before i knew it killed fascists
March 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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dril.bsky.social
ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked
March 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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dril.bsky.social
not liking this administrations current policy of forcing me to drink Israeli diarrhea , which has cost me over $1000 in speculative assets
March 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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parismarx.com
fascinating to watch a global superpower tear itself apart for no good reason
moreperfectunion.bsky.social More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · Feb 27
BREAKING: The mass firing of upwards of 1,800 workers at the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, including top climate scientists and weather forecasters, has begun.

The firings reportedly include workers at the National Weather Service.
February 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
(experiencing misery caused by socioeconomic injustice) This is terrible! I must work hard so that someday perhaps I can be on the causing side
January 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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stefanheck.bsky.social
Wow I actually DID have this on my 2025 bingo card
5x5 bingo card featuring the following squares: i get a saline penis injection i continue injecting saline into my own penis penis saline injections continue keep those saline injections coming into my penis “saline infusion” in my dick and nuts lets get some saline in my own penis saline penis. make my nuts bigger with saline nuts so big from saline homemade saline injected into nuts and penis crazy amount of saline injected into own penis cybertruck explodes outside trump hotel in vegas (crossed out) FREE SPACE (crossed out) nuts visible thjrough jeans from saline injections knock coffee cup off table with saline-inflated nuts/dick the saline hurts my penis and balls balls huge from saline severe pain from repeated saline injections into penis lie to doctor about why nuts/dick are so messed up “saline injection night” on the go off kings convince jf to inject saline into his nuts also basically lets just put some saline in my own penis penis looks insane from saline nutsack explodes due to saline amount sarin gas attack in major metropolitan area
January 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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theserfstv.bsky.social
Police are saying that he was "no angel" and is being tested to see if it was fentanyl that killed him and not the bullet
Police mug shot of UHC CEO Brian Thompson following a 2017 arrest for DUI in Minnesota
January 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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nicemustard.bsky.social
COLE: COOP, THEY CAUGHT THE CEO SHOOTER. HIS NAME WAS TONY SPAGHETTI, REAL BOY NEXT DOOR. ABS LIKE ADONIS. POLITICAL IDEAS OF A FUTON. PERHAPS THE IDEAL MAN
December 10, 2024 at 5:10 AM
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amongus.innersloth.com
um
December 10, 2024 at 6:44 PM
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schwarz.bsky.social
It's rare you get such a clear illustration of whose lives have value in America and whose don't
December 10, 2024 at 7:14 PM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
Imagine if the guy was there though.
samthielman.com CHOAM for the holidays @samthielman.com · Dec 9
lmao this is tragic
Still from NYC Fox affiliate news broadcast of a cop listlessly poking a bush. The chyron is truncated but reads something like “Manhunt Still Underway for Unitedhealth CEO Killer”
December 9, 2024 at 1:57 AM
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lukeisamazing.bsky.social
well well well
tweet from user linkofsunshine: people on twitter will really be like ‘you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a Walmart’ and then not firebomb a Walmart Tweet from user linkofsunshine: not to be one annoying moralist but cheering on the assassination of a random CEO is bad both morally and politically. His death does literally 0 to make the world a better place
December 6, 2024 at 12:52 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
oh wow
Hello, Jon. This is Spotify headquarters. Although this presentation is typically automatically generated, we find these circumstances so extraordinary that we felt the need to reach out to you with a personal message. We have found that while you did listen to rap music this year, you listened to country music as well. This is a music listening pattern of such rare precedent that we were compelled to disconnect our servers, lest our algorithm crash them entirely upon attempting to categorize your tastes. You are the most interesting person we have ever encountered, and we wish the incurious blockheads who make up the remainder of our subscriber base shared not only your adventurous spirit, but fearless authenticity. We have your banking information on file. As a token of our appreciation, $5,000,000 USD will be deposited into your account immediately. Thank you for everything, Jon.
December 4, 2024 at 2:38 PM
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libbycwatson.com
I am a picking eater, and man, my taste bubs went off the roof.
December 2, 2024 at 5:14 PM
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bananapantz.bsky.social
You know who else pardoned his son all of his sins?
December 2, 2024 at 3:11 AM
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lucyxiv.boontavista.com
just wanna share a favourite
November 29, 2024 at 9:22 PM
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jarjarfan69.bsky.social
November 29, 2024 at 4:11 PM
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juniorhoncho.bsky.social
ben shapiro sounds like something a wizard says when he wants somewhere to sit down at the park
November 29, 2024 at 7:13 AM
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ndrew.bsky.social
we are so back
A tweet from me reading “i love going to my job as a dentist and giving conservative children extra fluoride” followed by a reply saying “reported this to the fbi”
November 24, 2024 at 2:55 PM
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kennedytcooper.bsky.social
How I pitch bluesky to people
graffiti that says "Surround urself with transgender furries"
October 21, 2024 at 2:27 AM