I know what you're thinking. "How many shots did he fire out of his gun?" You can't remember if I shot 5 or 6 so you don't know if I have another bullet or not so you don't know if you should attack me or not. I'll never tell 😏

First and third for the Royals... 2 down. And the pitch. Fouled down the left field line it's 2 and 2

Ooooweeeeooo I look just like Buddy Holly

It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

A man's gotta make at least one bet a day, else he could be walking around lucky and never know it.