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Sean Shealy
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Author of Killing Limbaugh. Satirist. Actor.

"(Working) to fill the void left by satirist Stephen Colbert."– NPR
"A brilliant farce!" – The Sun Independent
"Makes total sense in an ironic, bite-me kind of way." – Daily Banter

MAGAt shreds his own defense of Pedo Trump 🤣:

youtu.be/xPaNjkcTLQE?...
Trump Ain’t No Pedo (Y’all Dumb!)
YouTube video by Murka Today
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July 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Hey Jake Tapper, fodder for your next book!👇
July 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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The United States government is no longer able to protect us from real hazards, such as flash floods, because it’s shifting funds to fake hazards, such as a non-existent immigrant crime wave. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/05/u...
As Floods Hit, Key Roles Were Vacant at Weather Service Offices in Texas
www.nytimes.com
July 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
What a fucking bunch of cynical, greedy, manipulative liars.
Systemic #Climate impotence remains the order of the day
Mike Johnson on Texas floods: "In a moment like this, we feel just as helpless as everyone else does ... all we know to do at this moment is pray."
July 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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When your neighbor on the left is being dragged away by masked men and your neighbor on the right can't get an X-ray for their child, be sure to quickly explain that "both parties are the same" and whatnot.
July 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
As a wannabe Facebook refugee, the problem I have with Blue Sky is anonymity. I have a very difficult time building a relationship with CrotchRocket32. There are no people here, just blurbs of rage. I know this is supposed to be a Twitter replacement. But did Twitter really work out well for anyone?
May 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Dictators, tyrants, terrorists and murderers. He loves them all.
May 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
OMG THIS PRESIDENT signed an Executive Order seeking to deregulate the Nuclear Regulatory Agency -- and he WANTS TO BUILD NUCLEAR REACTORS!!! THIS IS NATIONAL FUCKING SUICIDE!!!
May 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Republicans voted to add $4 TRILLION to the national debt last night in order to give the obscenely wealthy truckloads more money.

Then, eventually, they'll come to the working class and retirees, and they'll say, "You know, you'll have to pay back that four trillion dollars you spent."
May 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
May 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I am excited about the destruction that Donald Trump and the Republicans are bringing. I hope Americans end up homeless, starving to death and begging, with their kids covered in measles. It's going to take that to wake them the fuck up. And it can't happen soon enough. BREAK THE SEVEN SEALS, DONNY!
May 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
🤣🤣🤣
Dude, you have a new plane. We won’t miss you.
May 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Funny: I'm watching 'The Night Of on HBO Max'. It's about a Muslim kid accused of murdering a white woman. And the defense attorney mentions that Nancy Grace is going to be on Fox News spouting like a racist media whore. And Nancy Grace actually plays herself, spouting like a racist media whore! 🤣
May 16, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Remote control.
May 16, 2025 at 1:29 PM
How much taxpayer money has Trump wasted taking the United States Constitution to the Supreme Court over the years?
May 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The Yahoo Left is cranking up to throw a match on this powderkeg. There's always a contingent who have been watching too many zombie shows on Netflix, who think civil war is going to be all cool and dramatic. Clueless people who know not what war is. Ask Iraq. Ask the Sudanese. Ask Ukraine. NO.
May 15, 2025 at 2:10 AM
May 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
THIS
To an authoritarian fear and intimidation are a feature - not a bug.

If fear and intimidation don’t work - they run out of options quickly.

Citizens who can’t be intimidated are a dictator’s biggest nightmare.
May 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Overwhelmed with PURE DISCUSS!!!
May 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
They pretend to crusade against pedophiles because they are pedophiles. They pretend to crusade against corruption because they are corrupt. They furiously wave American flags to cover their destruction of America.
Frankly, you can tell something is wrong just from the way he dresses (although the horrific particulars, not so much).
EXCLUSIVEGrant Hill, rising GOP star running for Congress spent three years in jail for child sex offences
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
May 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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OH, YEAH‼️‼️
#resist #bluecrew
May 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Pope Leo is a #WokePope!
Let's get #WokePope trending. It will infuriate all the right people.
May 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM