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Sean Orleans
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Noted raconteur. DadBod. Made in the 80s. Wrestler & commentator. 504 Diaspora. RTs & FAVs ≠ endorsements. Be wary of bullshit artists.
But hey, they've built a dining patio at the White House! It's all good.
October 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
October 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Shohei is so ridiculous they had to reprogram baseball video games to be able do what he does in real life. It wasn't *possible* to create a character like this before he existed. 10 strikeouts on the mound & 3 HRs in a LCS clinching game? Absurd.
You have to be shitting me... Ohtani homered again
October 18, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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See, they’re getting better
UNC had a TD to take the lead but the ball was knocked loose before the receiver got in and ends up as a touchback
October 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Well this is very helpful 😊
white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Irish are the original No Kings movement.
The frogs have spawned!

Dublin represent! #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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Tulane picking up a transitive win over Penn State just as I expected
October 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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A great weekend to share Jeff Bridges making a perfect joke
October 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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if the right gets their way we won't have textbooks going forward so
The lessons of this time will depend on who writes the textbooks.
September 14, 2025 at 4:41 AM
God, that get up on the right looks so comfortable
these are the two "fashion" outfits men know
September 7, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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April 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Guy who doesn’t know anything thinks you shouldn’t either.

ht @danhon.com
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Aug 29
Technologist Victor Riparbelli sees a future where students interact with AI avatars rather than read and write. We ask teachers and kids what they think and how they're using AI right now.
Will AI avatars eventually teach our kids?
Technologist Victor Riparbelli sees a future where students interact with AI avatars rather than read and write. We ask teachers and kids what they think and how they're using AI right now.
n.pr
August 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Jim O’Neill is a tech investor, former CEO of the Thiel Foundation, and co-founder with Peter Thiel of the Thiel fellowship. He has no direct medical education or experience.

It’s hard to get away from the feeling that they really are trying to kill us.
Breaking news: The White House selected Jim O’Neill, a top deputy to RFK Jr., to serve as acting head of the CDC after a clash over vaccine policy ended in the departure of several agency leaders.
White House taps top RFK Jr. deputy as acting CDC director
The decision comes a day after Trump fired Susan Monarez, the Senate-confirmed CDC director, prompting a series of resignations of other top officials there.
wapo.st
August 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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I think it would be cool if we stopped electing sociopaths.
Why are comedians doing a better job of cutting through the bullshit of politicians in their desperate attempt to justify a genocide than any journalists?
August 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Tom Clancy's Holy Bible
I know it's breaking the form, but something about

Tom Clancy's Precious: Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire

just FEELS right.
Ruin a book by adding “Tom Clancy’s” to the title

Tom Clancy's Everybody Poops
August 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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"In this moral universe, the ideal child is not necessarily smart, or ambitious, or even kind or loving. Above all, he or she is obedient."

A vivid reminder from @swordsjew.bsky.social that Focus on the Family was founded on child abuse.
In recognition of James Dobson's all too delayed death, we republished an account of his legacy -- a three part series about evangelical child abuse, a culture Dobson disseminated and propagandized. buttondown.com/theswordandt...
Ministry of Violence
James Dobson is dead, leaving behind the legacy of poisoned politics he created, and countless children and adults who live with the pain of surviving the...
buttondown.com
August 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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much easier to understand the sheer bloody intensity of the civil war when you have a good grasp on just how terrible slavery was.
"How bad slavery was" is worse. Much worse. Much worse than you think, much worse than you're taught, much worse than museums depict. Worse.
August 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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"At the time it seemed like [KATRINA, COVID, 9/11, DEEPWATER HORIZON, INSERT YOUR OWN HERE] would force a reckoning"

You ever get the feeling no reckoning is ever actually coming? People watch too many movies. In real life, atrocity is a permanent state of being.

jacobin.com/2025/06/mone...
July 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Cops are great
DHS has arrested two medical personnel at a surgical center in California for demanding that the officers trespassing in their building identify themselves & provide a warrant, accusing them of another.... wait for it... ASSAULT. The case shows how DHS lies relentlessly to violate the Constitution
July 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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the monoculture demands that all logos be minimalist slop to appeal to c-suite ghouls who think art is woke
What an utterly dogshit rebrand. Take something unique, characterful and distinctive and make it look like every other bland corporate unbrand out there.
July 26, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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This, but make the season 1 twist the fan theory that Jessica Fletcher is really the one doing the killing and framing people for it

variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Jamie Lee Curtis Is ‘Very Excited’ About Her ‘Murder, She Wrote’ Reboot: ‘It’s Happening’
Jamie Lee Curtis gave a small update on her 'Murder, She Wrote' movie, affirming that 'It's happening.'
variety.com
July 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
What perfect album came out when you were 16? I'll give you three:

🥇 Unplugged, Alice in Chains
🥈 Pinkerton, Weezer
🥉 Evil Empire, Rage Against the Machine
What perfect album came out when you were 16?
July 26, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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The best part of this article is the sentence: “The Atlantic has a corporate partnership with OpenAI.”

www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...
ChatGPT Gave Instructions for Murder, Self-Mutilation, and Devil Worship
OpenAI’s chatbot also said “Hail Satan.”
www.theatlantic.com
July 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Her salary is $78,000, so based on the first piece of information I'd say yes she is not being paid what she's worth.
July 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM