Seamyst
@seamyst.bsky.social
Away from my mountain home. Asexual, nonbinary/genderqueer, she/they.
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I feel like the universe just played Fuck-Mary-Kill with Jonathan Bailey, Zohar Mamdani, and Dick Cheney
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I feel like the universe just played Fuck-Mary-Kill with Jonathan Bailey, Zohar Mamdani, and Dick Cheney
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No really, watch to the last sentence, I almost passed out.
US ambassador to the United Nations Mike Waltz had his ass handed to him for acting like a rude privileged asshole. 😳👇
October 31, 2025 at 1:01 PM
No really, watch to the last sentence, I almost passed out.
Having to get a kitty urine sample is the worst, because she won't let me stick something under her while she's using the LitterRobot, so I had to shut her in a pen with a regular litterbox. Which she then didn't use, so after 12 hours I let her out and she let me stick the damn container under her.
October 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Having to get a kitty urine sample is the worst, because she won't let me stick something under her while she's using the LitterRobot, so I had to shut her in a pen with a regular litterbox. Which she then didn't use, so after 12 hours I let her out and she let me stick the damn container under her.
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folks can complain about the effectiveness of scheduled orderly mass protest but to think about it another way its the closest thing we have to the opening scene of A Muppet Christmas Carol where all the muppets sing "there goes Mr. Dipshit, there goes Mr. Ass" to Scrooge and it clearly bothered him
October 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
folks can complain about the effectiveness of scheduled orderly mass protest but to think about it another way its the closest thing we have to the opening scene of A Muppet Christmas Carol where all the muppets sing "there goes Mr. Dipshit, there goes Mr. Ass" to Scrooge and it clearly bothered him
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15 US states and territories have formed a new Public Health Alliance, which will counter the absence of federal leadership by tracking outbreaks, issuing guidance, buying vaccines and more.
Members of the new alliance include CA, CO, CT, DE, GU, HI, IL, MD, MA, NJ, NY, NC, OR, RI, WA.
Members of the new alliance include CA, CO, CT, DE, GU, HI, IL, MD, MA, NJ, NY, NC, OR, RI, WA.
October 16, 2025 at 4:43 AM
15 US states and territories have formed a new Public Health Alliance, which will counter the absence of federal leadership by tracking outbreaks, issuing guidance, buying vaccines and more.
Members of the new alliance include CA, CO, CT, DE, GU, HI, IL, MD, MA, NJ, NY, NC, OR, RI, WA.
Members of the new alliance include CA, CO, CT, DE, GU, HI, IL, MD, MA, NJ, NY, NC, OR, RI, WA.
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Mars was the Roman god of war.
That’s why we say ‘martial arts,' ‘martial law,' and 'court martial.'
Marshall was the Roman god of designer fashion at discount prices.
That’s why we have Marshall’s.
That’s why we say ‘martial arts,' ‘martial law,' and 'court martial.'
Marshall was the Roman god of designer fashion at discount prices.
That’s why we have Marshall’s.
October 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Mars was the Roman god of war.
That’s why we say ‘martial arts,' ‘martial law,' and 'court martial.'
Marshall was the Roman god of designer fashion at discount prices.
That’s why we have Marshall’s.
That’s why we say ‘martial arts,' ‘martial law,' and 'court martial.'
Marshall was the Roman god of designer fashion at discount prices.
That’s why we have Marshall’s.
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UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES should you give a list of the prescriptions you take to a federal government that has directly targeted people with chronic illness, mental illness, disability, autism, etc, with the eugenic language of elimination and stated outright they’re everything wrong with the country.
Trump announces 'TrumpRx' website for pharmaceutical drugs after Pfizer deal
Trump said the move will help improve healthcare access for low-income Americans.
abcnews.go.com
October 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES should you give a list of the prescriptions you take to a federal government that has directly targeted people with chronic illness, mental illness, disability, autism, etc, with the eugenic language of elimination and stated outright they’re everything wrong with the country.
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People want everything to be a binary between dooming and “we’re so back” but I’ll just say this is both a really troubling attack on press freedom and an open admission that your regime is fragile enough to feel threatened by Jimmy fucking Kimmel
September 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
People want everything to be a binary between dooming and “we’re so back” but I’ll just say this is both a really troubling attack on press freedom and an open admission that your regime is fragile enough to feel threatened by Jimmy fucking Kimmel
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If any political group is willing to sacrifice LGBTQIA folks to get ahead they will sacrifice anyone, and I will not support them.
September 17, 2025 at 4:43 PM
If any political group is willing to sacrifice LGBTQIA folks to get ahead they will sacrifice anyone, and I will not support them.
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The way this has become part of my personal lexicon cannot be denied.
September 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The way this has become part of my personal lexicon cannot be denied.
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I maintain this is the greatest cultural achievement of my lifetime. First ones to it, funniest thing I’ve ever read. And that cake headline made me bawl. A thing I will never forget.
September 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I maintain this is the greatest cultural achievement of my lifetime. First ones to it, funniest thing I’ve ever read. And that cake headline made me bawl. A thing I will never forget.
Heads up folks, I scheduled my Covid and flu shots via the CVS app earlier this week, and only just now learned when I checked in that the Covid shot has to be taken separately, 2 weeks apart from the flu shot.
September 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Heads up folks, I scheduled my Covid and flu shots via the CVS app earlier this week, and only just now learned when I checked in that the Covid shot has to be taken separately, 2 weeks apart from the flu shot.
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"Don't you think he looks tired?"
September 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
"Don't you think he looks tired?"
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Can confirm for CVS.
Just a heads up. I was able to schedule my COVID vaccine appointment. Online it will ask “do you have a condition that puts you at high risk for severe outcomes from COVID-19 virus.”
Click yes and it will allow you to schedule an appointment.
No questions asked.
No proof required.
Pass it on.
Click yes and it will allow you to schedule an appointment.
No questions asked.
No proof required.
Pass it on.
August 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Can confirm for CVS.
It might depend on whether you're urban, suburban, or rural, but 30 minutes from where I live includes like half of North Jersey plus NYC, so. Definitely not impressive.
August 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It might depend on whether you're urban, suburban, or rural, but 30 minutes from where I live includes like half of North Jersey plus NYC, so. Definitely not impressive.
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the intensity of my anger at those who would criminalize the homeless — a population literally created by the greed and callousness of the ruling class — is very hard to contain. it was you who dismantled the safety net. if you don’t like the results, put it back
August 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
the intensity of my anger at those who would criminalize the homeless — a population literally created by the greed and callousness of the ruling class — is very hard to contain. it was you who dismantled the safety net. if you don’t like the results, put it back
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Honestly, with hindsight, Radcliffe, Watson and Grint's public statements where they sided with trans people, expressed their support with no caveats, and willingly blew up any chances at future ties to the franchise has only gotten more and more noteworthy as more actors are revealed to be cowards
Oh this one fucking hurts
Welp. That's Dr. House in the bin...
August 5, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Honestly, with hindsight, Radcliffe, Watson and Grint's public statements where they sided with trans people, expressed their support with no caveats, and willingly blew up any chances at future ties to the franchise has only gotten more and more noteworthy as more actors are revealed to be cowards
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Category 3 despair.
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Federal agencies hiding out in a bunker
YouTube video by Elle Cordova
youtube.com
August 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Category 3 despair.
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youtube.com/shorts/ilry6...
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Humanity in a nutshell: ‘For those keeping track at home: Women receive no anesthesia for an IUD insertion, but men receive nerve blocks for penis enlargement.’
July 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Humanity in a nutshell: ‘For those keeping track at home: Women receive no anesthesia for an IUD insertion, but men receive nerve blocks for penis enlargement.’
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THEY LITERALLY DID THE ONION HEADLINE
July 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
THEY LITERALLY DID THE ONION HEADLINE
Hello, I'm a research administrator in a film. You won't ever see me, because following institutional and federal regulations is for chumps, apparently.
Hello, I'm an author in a film. I will be seen doing anything but writing a book, because typing is boring. Then I will have a 30-second montage of clicking away at a keyboard, I will hand a ream of paper to my editor who will declare it to be genius and a week later I will be atop the NYT list.
Hello, I'm an attorney in a film. I have a pure and perfect knowledge of every area of practice in every jurisdiction. Nevertheless, I will be corrected by a plucky law school grad who just passed the bar. After some stubborn resistance, I will silently nod and take her under my wing.
July 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Hello, I'm a research administrator in a film. You won't ever see me, because following institutional and federal regulations is for chumps, apparently.
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as someone who was alive in the 90s this is a surreal headline to read. We actually defeated the Satan Bug
Well, I'll be damned.
It's royalty free and there's already six, generic manufacturers lined up.
newatlas.com/infectious-d...
It's royalty free and there's already six, generic manufacturers lined up.
newatlas.com/infectious-d...
The first 100% effective HIV prevention drug is approved and going global
An epidemic that's been sustained for 44 years might finally be quelled, with the milestone approval of the first HIV drug that offers 100% protection with its twice-yearly injections. It's a landmark...
newatlas.com
July 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
as someone who was alive in the 90s this is a surreal headline to read. We actually defeated the Satan Bug