For dear leader, billionaire, pervy dude,
To say ‘buy your first home
‘with a fifty-year loan’
Without saying indentured servitude.
For dear leader, billionaire, pervy dude,
To say ‘buy your first home
‘with a fifty-year loan’
Without saying indentured servitude.
And called out on his Epstein file lies,
Nothing givea distraction
More than military action.
When war breaks out it's no surprise.
And called out on his Epstein file lies,
Nothing givea distraction
More than military action.
When war breaks out it's no surprise.
It must make former customers wince.
When the files call them all out.
Trump’s just part of the fallout
Ask the Pederast formerly known as Prince.
It must make former customers wince.
When the files call them all out.
Trump’s just part of the fallout
Ask the Pederast formerly known as Prince.
Trump’s toadies will all go down kicking.
Reaction, it varies,
Were Dems picking cherries?
Epstein charged more for cherry picking.
Trump’s toadies will all go down kicking.
Reaction, it varies,
Were Dems picking cherries?
Epstein charged more for cherry picking.
Guarantees all readers outrages.
Documents and emails
Described victimized females.
This could be the scandal of ages!
Guarantees all readers outrages.
Documents and emails
Described victimized females.
This could be the scandal of ages!
Trump and Johnson: dramatis personae.
The rhetoric heated
And now will be seated
Adelita Grijalva of Arizona!
Trump and Johnson: dramatis personae.
The rhetoric heated
And now will be seated
Adelita Grijalva of Arizona!
Give the veteran the respect they deserved.
Their current C-in-C
And his head of DoD
Have in common that neither have served.
Give the veteran the respect they deserved.
Their current C-in-C
And his head of DoD
Have in common that neither have served.
Is old, and he’s been getting creaky.
It’s been in the news,
His mid-meeting snooze.
It’s the only time he’s not being creepy.
Is old, and he’s been getting creaky.
It’s been in the news,
His mid-meeting snooze.
It’s the only time he’s not being creepy.
Some wanted to not make it worse.
If nothing was done
MAGA would have won.
Moving forward is not a reverse
Some wanted to not make it worse.
If nothing was done
MAGA would have won.
Moving forward is not a reverse
Negotiating Senators, in fact.
Affordable Care?
It might not be there
But Speaker Johnson has been forced to act.
Negotiating Senators, in fact.
Affordable Care?
It might not be there
But Speaker Johnson has been forced to act.
Trump told the states not to fund SNAP.
It wasn’t that hard,
Hoist by his petard,
Falls into his own blame-game trap.
Trump told the states not to fund SNAP.
It wasn’t that hard,
Hoist by his petard,
Falls into his own blame-game trap.
Have you seen the picture it paints?
Trump's adrift, looks bereft,
RFK Jr. just left.
Neither of them will be saints.
Have you seen the picture it paints?
Trump's adrift, looks bereft,
RFK Jr. just left.
Neither of them will be saints.
Since Air Traffic is not being paid.
It’s part of a game
Throwing Fed shutdown blame
But the public knows they’re being played.
Since Air Traffic is not being paid.
It’s part of a game
Throwing Fed shutdown blame
But the public knows they’re being played.
Used to force a super-majority.
It’s called filibuster.
Trump would kill a cluster
Who say keeping it is a priority.
Used to force a super-majority.
It’s called filibuster.
Trump would kill a cluster
Who say keeping it is a priority.
Said the devil from Hades below.
“Your legacy is
Being father to Liz.”
Cheney just shrugged, and said “So?”
Said the devil from Hades below.
“Your legacy is
Being father to Liz.”
Cheney just shrugged, and said “So?”
Has elected, for Mayor, Mamdani.
Muslim and socialist
Now on Trump’s fecal list
Because New York likes Zohran more than he.
Has elected, for Mayor, Mamdani.
Muslim and socialist
Now on Trump’s fecal list
Because New York likes Zohran more than he.
Threw a party at his seaside estate.
Convinced that the patsies
See him as Jay Gatsby,
He keeps telling himself that he's great
Threw a party at his seaside estate.
Convinced that the patsies
See him as Jay Gatsby,
He keeps telling himself that he's great
A MAGA definition of shirking.
The argument is weaker
Coming from the House Speaker.
Just who's chain does he think he is jerking?
A MAGA definition of shirking.
The argument is weaker
Coming from the House Speaker.
Just who's chain does he think he is jerking?
More policing of smugglers planned.
Boats will sink, people die,
To cut off supply.
Nothing done to cut off the demand.
More policing of smugglers planned.
Boats will sink, people die,
To cut off supply.
Nothing done to cut off the demand.
What he likes to make most is just noise.
So he’s requesting
Nuclear testing
So he can play games with the toys.
What he likes to make most is just noise.
So he’s requesting
Nuclear testing
So he can play games with the toys.
And his infamy’s grown ever since.
It does not take science
To see his list of clients
No longer names an English prince.
And his infamy’s grown ever since.
It does not take science
To see his list of clients
No longer names an English prince.
For Halloween's coming up fast.
ICE is enlightening
What it means to be frightening
By having some children tear-gassed.
For Halloween's coming up fast.
ICE is enlightening
What it means to be frightening
By having some children tear-gassed.
From this Fed government shutdown crap.
Feds will, if they’re able,
Keep food off the table.
The poor citizens are ready to SNAP.
From this Fed government shutdown crap.
Feds will, if they’re able,
Keep food off the table.
The poor citizens are ready to SNAP.
Added one more to their winnings.
Last night beat the Jays
And part of me says
Should count twice ‘cuz it took 18 innings.
Added one more to their winnings.
Last night beat the Jays
And part of me says
Should count twice ‘cuz it took 18 innings.
With his most recent cognitive test.
He won’t tell us why.
He had MRI,
He says only it was the best!
With his most recent cognitive test.
He won’t tell us why.
He had MRI,
He says only it was the best!