hannah
@sealieselkie.bsky.social
cybersec grad student, gemini, weird little goth, etc.
proposing a successor to shower thoughts called dish thoughts (thoughts you have while doing the dishes) which is, in essence, a shower thought but with more ennui
October 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
proposing a successor to shower thoughts called dish thoughts (thoughts you have while doing the dishes) which is, in essence, a shower thought but with more ennui
no i don't have dyscalculia. it just so happens that every time i have to convert a number to/from hex for RE shenanigans, they wave the MIB neuralyzer at me and i forgot how to count to 16!!
October 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
no i don't have dyscalculia. it just so happens that every time i have to convert a number to/from hex for RE shenanigans, they wave the MIB neuralyzer at me and i forgot how to count to 16!!
how come all the cool grad school courses that make me better at my job are so damn hard (˃̣̣̥ᯅ˂̣̣̥)
October 8, 2025 at 2:31 AM
how come all the cool grad school courses that make me better at my job are so damn hard (˃̣̣̥ᯅ˂̣̣̥)
made some braised leeks and then was immediately cooked out so i'm excited to announce that leeks on utz pretzel wheels works shockingly well
September 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
made some braised leeks and then was immediately cooked out so i'm excited to announce that leeks on utz pretzel wheels works shockingly well
doing my silly little homework for school and... hey why are ico files like that
September 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
doing my silly little homework for school and... hey why are ico files like that
no one told me that the great ace attorney 2 is so hard!! (got to van zieks office in ep 3 and just blankly starred at my computer screen for 45 minutes without progressing the dialogue)
September 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
no one told me that the great ace attorney 2 is so hard!! (got to van zieks office in ep 3 and just blankly starred at my computer screen for 45 minutes without progressing the dialogue)
mostly joking but i fear that many an isekai follow the same narrative framing as the new testament and now i'm spiraling
August 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
mostly joking but i fear that many an isekai follow the same narrative framing as the new testament and now i'm spiraling
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Sorry for being dramatic I'm a theater kid sentenced to computers
August 4, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Sorry for being dramatic I'm a theater kid sentenced to computers
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my programming language hot take is that python-inspired languages shouldn't be named after snakes (eg cobra/boa/serp*nt).
Python is named after Monty Python. Python-inspired programming langues should be named after British sketch comedy shows, damn it!
Python is named after Monty Python. Python-inspired programming langues should be named after British sketch comedy shows, damn it!
July 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
my programming language hot take is that python-inspired languages shouldn't be named after snakes (eg cobra/boa/serp*nt).
Python is named after Monty Python. Python-inspired programming langues should be named after British sketch comedy shows, damn it!
Python is named after Monty Python. Python-inspired programming langues should be named after British sketch comedy shows, damn it!
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the thing i love about tasks is how they get easier the longer you wait
June 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
the thing i love about tasks is how they get easier the longer you wait
in a way, debugging a docker image is a hip, fun soulslike!
June 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
in a way, debugging a docker image is a hip, fun soulslike!
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there are powers that will do everything they can to convince you otherwise, but it should be said loudly that protest proves love. community is a conduit for love and oppression seeks to crush community. standing up to say no is an act of love
June 8, 2025 at 2:13 PM
there are powers that will do everything they can to convince you otherwise, but it should be said loudly that protest proves love. community is a conduit for love and oppression seeks to crush community. standing up to say no is an act of love
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they should invent podcasts you can read
April 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
they should invent podcasts you can read
package was supposed to be delivered from florida today. got delayed, which i kinda expected, but for some reason it ended up in new jersey???
March 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
package was supposed to be delivered from florida today. got delayed, which i kinda expected, but for some reason it ended up in new jersey???
technically haven't been diagnosed with ADHD but imho a cup of coffee followed by a cup of espresso followed by a celsius followed by a beer probably does the same thing as adderall soooo
March 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
technically haven't been diagnosed with ADHD but imho a cup of coffee followed by a cup of espresso followed by a celsius followed by a beer probably does the same thing as adderall soooo
idk what they put in #911onABC but it's been back for one day and i already cannot stop wondering whether buddie will become canon before the inevitable roommates arc
March 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM
idk what they put in #911onABC but it's been back for one day and i already cannot stop wondering whether buddie will become canon before the inevitable roommates arc
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The biggest thing stopping Linux from taking over the consumer desktop market is that Linux is an operating system designed by and for people who know how computers work, and most of the people who use computers today do not. I'm not saying this to disparage anyone, it's just a fact.
February 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The biggest thing stopping Linux from taking over the consumer desktop market is that Linux is an operating system designed by and for people who know how computers work, and most of the people who use computers today do not. I'm not saying this to disparage anyone, it's just a fact.
i shant explain but your partner's friend's partner is just a cousin
February 23, 2025 at 11:16 AM
i shant explain but your partner's friend's partner is just a cousin
part of getting older that i didn't anticipate is having a big google doc with the dimensions of all my furniture
February 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
part of getting older that i didn't anticipate is having a big google doc with the dimensions of all my furniture
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I forgot about the fate that awaits all tyrants bro
February 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I forgot about the fate that awaits all tyrants bro
i know i am 100% an elder zoomer and not a zillennial because if jigsaw from saw put me in a saw trap, i would die failing to earnestly play catan
February 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
i know i am 100% an elder zoomer and not a zillennial because if jigsaw from saw put me in a saw trap, i would die failing to earnestly play catan
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if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power
February 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power
finally giving in to big Stop Making My Partner Empty His Pockets onto the Ground and buying nightstands 😔
February 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
finally giving in to big Stop Making My Partner Empty His Pockets onto the Ground and buying nightstands 😔