@seagullsteph.bsky.social
Just trying to find a place where I might be able to see the actual things I follow in my feed. So far so good! Im loving the quality of my fellow sarcasm enthusiasts on here. It seems my mom was wrong and sarcasm can be used for good.
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I know the world is a mess and i should read about the unfolding endtimes, yet....maybe its time to reread my Tolkien books again? Here's hoping there is a real life Frodo gonna quietly slip a copy of the Epstein files into the Mordor of congress.
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This a big deal: "China’s carbon dioxide emissions have been flat or falling for 18 months"
China's economy has grown by ~5% in the last year, so this comprehensively debunks the idea (again) that emissions are tied to growth. So yes, faster progress needed, but this is how you turn the corner.
China's economy has grown by ~5% in the last year, so this comprehensively debunks the idea (again) that emissions are tied to growth. So yes, faster progress needed, but this is how you turn the corner.
China’s CO2 emissions have been flat or falling for past 18 months, analysis finds
World’s biggest polluter on track to hit peak emissions target early but miss goal for cutting carbon intensity
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:20 AM
This a big deal: "China’s carbon dioxide emissions have been flat or falling for 18 months"
China's economy has grown by ~5% in the last year, so this comprehensively debunks the idea (again) that emissions are tied to growth. So yes, faster progress needed, but this is how you turn the corner.
China's economy has grown by ~5% in the last year, so this comprehensively debunks the idea (again) that emissions are tied to growth. So yes, faster progress needed, but this is how you turn the corner.
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“I will give him what for and skip off down to hell. It’ll be nice to see my daddy again anyway.”
November 11, 2025 at 10:05 AM
“I will give him what for and skip off down to hell. It’ll be nice to see my daddy again anyway.”
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November 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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It certainly appears the United States murdered an innocent fisherman who was a husband and father to four children, claimed he was a "narco-terrorist," posted a video of the execution, and then made jokes about it
September 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It certainly appears the United States murdered an innocent fisherman who was a husband and father to four children, claimed he was a "narco-terrorist," posted a video of the execution, and then made jokes about it
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Canadians travelling to the US advised to not fucking do that
Canadians travelling to the US advised to not fucking do that
OTTAWA - Canadians thinking of planning a trip to the United States are being advised by the Government of Canada to perhaps consider going anywhere else on the entire fucking planet for their summer ...
www.thebeaverton.com
August 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Canadians travelling to the US advised to not fucking do that
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so it's been like this for a while I see
August 1, 2025 at 1:32 PM
so it's been like this for a while I see
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BREAKING NEWS:
You can now "open carry" Subway sandwiches!!!
Subway sandwiches are no longer considered lethal weapons.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
You can now "open carry" Subway sandwiches!!!
Subway sandwiches are no longer considered lethal weapons.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced a single misdemeanor after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
BREAKING NEWS:
You can now "open carry" Subway sandwiches!!!
Subway sandwiches are no longer considered lethal weapons.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
You can now "open carry" Subway sandwiches!!!
Subway sandwiches are no longer considered lethal weapons.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Ask not what sandwhich your country can make for you, but hurl a hoagie for your country! Yay for the Sandwhich guy!
A troubled nation breathes a sigh of relief as the Hoagie Hurler case is finally adjudicated.
#NotAllHeroesWearCapes
#NotAllHeroesWearCapes
November 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Ask not what sandwhich your country can make for you, but hurl a hoagie for your country! Yay for the Sandwhich guy!
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open.substack.com/pub/betoorou...
Beto O’Rourke in Germany
After all, as one conservative member of the Bundestag put it to me,
"America liberated our country from fascism. How could we ever believe that you would submit to it yourself?"
Beto O’Rourke in Germany
After all, as one conservative member of the Bundestag put it to me,
"America liberated our country from fascism. How could we ever believe that you would submit to it yourself?"
Berlin
Lessons for America from across the Atlantic
open.substack.com
October 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
open.substack.com/pub/betoorou...
Beto O’Rourke in Germany
After all, as one conservative member of the Bundestag put it to me,
"America liberated our country from fascism. How could we ever believe that you would submit to it yourself?"
Beto O’Rourke in Germany
After all, as one conservative member of the Bundestag put it to me,
"America liberated our country from fascism. How could we ever believe that you would submit to it yourself?"
They ran out of ballots! Thats beautiful. Go America, i hope its that way everywhere today!
November 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
They ran out of ballots! Thats beautiful. Go America, i hope its that way everywhere today!
A really good David and Goliath story. Wonder how this will pan out. Their argument that its like teaching a child does not hold water for a technology that is very definitely more like a blender for information than a child.
Big Tech v. Me - Macleans.ca
The world’s most powerful companies used my books, and millions more, without permission to train their AI models. I’m suing to stop them.
macleans.ca
November 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
A really good David and Goliath story. Wonder how this will pan out. Their argument that its like teaching a child does not hold water for a technology that is very definitely more like a blender for information than a child.
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What was the $16M CBS settlement for, exactly?
CBS Cuts Trump’s Corruption Tantrum From ‘60 Minutes’ Edit
The moment Trump got testy was missing from Sunday night’s interview.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
What was the $16M CBS settlement for, exactly?
I think its time the Democrats rebranded themselves as Democracy. You get to pick Democracy in the us at the ballot box, or the alternative with alternative facts. Its democracy or the KKK with rich nazis on top. Those are your choices.
Newsom: I cannot wait for all the punditry. Historic victories all across the United States of America. Proposition 50 winning by double digits. A new governor of New Jersey, a new governor in Virginia.
I’ll end as I began: thank you for giving a damn.
I’ll end as I began: thank you for giving a damn.
November 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I think its time the Democrats rebranded themselves as Democracy. You get to pick Democracy in the us at the ballot box, or the alternative with alternative facts. Its democracy or the KKK with rich nazis on top. Those are your choices.
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The most spectacular costume of 2025? That honor belongs to…
November 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
The most spectacular costume of 2025? That honor belongs to…
Oh me...Im afraid i am moved to type things i must delete because the morons wont listen anyway....sigh. Also i can be so not nice when it comes to climate change deniers. I feel like thats a special level of stupid to believe the scientists (not the oil execs) are in it for the money?????? 🙈
Who among us has not...
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#DenialBros #Denialism
(I did delete it for reasons of my own but I will reiterate, I'm losing patience)
#DenialBros #Denialism
(I did delete it for reasons of my own but I will reiterate, I'm losing patience)
November 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Oh me...Im afraid i am moved to type things i must delete because the morons wont listen anyway....sigh. Also i can be so not nice when it comes to climate change deniers. I feel like thats a special level of stupid to believe the scientists (not the oil execs) are in it for the money?????? 🙈
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If I see as much as a single video edit I’m suing for $10 billion. Your move, CBS.
November 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
If I see as much as a single video edit I’m suing for $10 billion. Your move, CBS.
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A president actively thinking about suspending habeas corpus is a president Congress should be actively thinking about removing from power.
November 1, 2025 at 1:41 PM
A president actively thinking about suspending habeas corpus is a president Congress should be actively thinking about removing from power.
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US ambassador to the United Nations Mike Waltz had his ass handed to him for acting like a rude privileged asshole. 😳👇
October 31, 2025 at 2:09 AM
US ambassador to the United Nations Mike Waltz had his ass handed to him for acting like a rude privileged asshole. 😳👇
Me too, Indy. Me too.
October 31, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Me too, Indy. Me too.
Oh COME ON!!! This is why I think living in this timeline where frumpy wants to play with nukes should come with a free antacid subscription for anyone brave enough to read the news.
@cheetah.bsky.social has some breaking news in Press Pass: Rear Admiral Kurt Rothenhaus was recently removed from his post as chief of naval research, the top post at the Office of Naval Research (ONR), and replaced with a 33-year-old former DOGE employee with no apparent naval experience.
October 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Oh COME ON!!! This is why I think living in this timeline where frumpy wants to play with nukes should come with a free antacid subscription for anyone brave enough to read the news.
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This unhinged asshole wants to test nukes now. Get your ego out of this donald.
October 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
😬😵💫🙈
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I have a very bad feeling about this...
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I have a very bad feeling about this...
Bahahahahaha!!!!! Now his white house "architects" are all the best people too. No real heritage building workers would have touched this with a 10ft pole. Whoever ran backhoes to "not touch" the former east wing was not interested in preservation of anything.
The White House's new McDonald's™ Epstein™ Ballroom™ appears to have been designed on free software.
October 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Bahahahahaha!!!!! Now his white house "architects" are all the best people too. No real heritage building workers would have touched this with a 10ft pole. Whoever ran backhoes to "not touch" the former east wing was not interested in preservation of anything.