Scungilli Head
@scungillihead.bsky.social
Casual Rage Enjoyer. One-woman cold war.
One thing that has nudged me into a more solitary life is how often people push podcasts they listen to and the awkwardness at declining.
It’s the new E.S.T, youth soccer fundraiser or Mary Kay. Just this awkward solicitation that makes break rooms or group dinners slightly unbearable.
It’s the new E.S.T, youth soccer fundraiser or Mary Kay. Just this awkward solicitation that makes break rooms or group dinners slightly unbearable.
February 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
One thing that has nudged me into a more solitary life is how often people push podcasts they listen to and the awkwardness at declining.
It’s the new E.S.T, youth soccer fundraiser or Mary Kay. Just this awkward solicitation that makes break rooms or group dinners slightly unbearable.
It’s the new E.S.T, youth soccer fundraiser or Mary Kay. Just this awkward solicitation that makes break rooms or group dinners slightly unbearable.
I think I was too old (late 40’s + spouse early 50’s) before finally owning a home bc this is all I feel.
It’s nice to finally collect books again (books - the nemesis of having to move/pack) but honestly, this shit sucks. I want to live in a Quonset hut.
It’s nice to finally collect books again (books - the nemesis of having to move/pack) but honestly, this shit sucks. I want to live in a Quonset hut.
February 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I think I was too old (late 40’s + spouse early 50’s) before finally owning a home bc this is all I feel.
It’s nice to finally collect books again (books - the nemesis of having to move/pack) but honestly, this shit sucks. I want to live in a Quonset hut.
It’s nice to finally collect books again (books - the nemesis of having to move/pack) but honestly, this shit sucks. I want to live in a Quonset hut.
Aye gavult my high schooler just told me their English teacher doesn’t believe in evolution…
February 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Aye gavult my high schooler just told me their English teacher doesn’t believe in evolution…
Do not have children if you tend to think ppl are morons bc motherhood is Moron Fucking City and 18 years is a long time.
February 6, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Do not have children if you tend to think ppl are morons bc motherhood is Moron Fucking City and 18 years is a long time.
Grey rock-ing is great but have you ever tried being completely fucking bored w someone’s bs?
January 31, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Grey rock-ing is great but have you ever tried being completely fucking bored w someone’s bs?
Etsy sellers will be like “omg Lisa Frank is EVIL I just got two items removed from my shop and a warning my storefront will be closed if it happens again I’m autistic and disabled and this is my only income!” and then this is their Etsy shop:
January 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Etsy sellers will be like “omg Lisa Frank is EVIL I just got two items removed from my shop and a warning my storefront will be closed if it happens again I’m autistic and disabled and this is my only income!” and then this is their Etsy shop:
But seriously. I didn’t expect South Pacific to be so horny.
January 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
But seriously. I didn’t expect South Pacific to be so horny.
Current mood: Donna Murphy as Fosca - bc waking at 3:00 am is a personality, and this is what it looks like.
January 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Current mood: Donna Murphy as Fosca - bc waking at 3:00 am is a personality, and this is what it looks like.
-> an option to instantly unfollow or a warning to anyone who reposts 3 or more times in less than 5 minutes.
(Like the old Reddit post-block notification “uh-oh, you’re doing that too much!”)
Listen pal, it’s MY feed, not yours. I don’t want to be bombarded w posts you liked.
(Like the old Reddit post-block notification “uh-oh, you’re doing that too much!”)
Listen pal, it’s MY feed, not yours. I don’t want to be bombarded w posts you liked.
January 26, 2025 at 12:31 PM
-> an option to instantly unfollow or a warning to anyone who reposts 3 or more times in less than 5 minutes.
(Like the old Reddit post-block notification “uh-oh, you’re doing that too much!”)
Listen pal, it’s MY feed, not yours. I don’t want to be bombarded w posts you liked.
(Like the old Reddit post-block notification “uh-oh, you’re doing that too much!”)
Listen pal, it’s MY feed, not yours. I don’t want to be bombarded w posts you liked.
A NOTE ON THE TYPE… I love when books do this…
January 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
A NOTE ON THE TYPE… I love when books do this…
I wonder how many women will leave toxic/abusive relationships now that we’ve got a nationwide case of the fuck-its.
Life is too short to be with a guy who won’t admit when he’s wrong.
Life is too short to be with a guy who won’t admit when he’s wrong.
January 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I wonder how many women will leave toxic/abusive relationships now that we’ve got a nationwide case of the fuck-its.
Life is too short to be with a guy who won’t admit when he’s wrong.
Life is too short to be with a guy who won’t admit when he’s wrong.
This awards season I’ll just be comparing everything to *Janet Planet* (criminally overlooked from any of the bigger awards shows so far)
-> A Real Pain WAS NOT better than Janet Planet.
Absolutely no aspect of this movie was better than Janet Planet.
-> A Real Pain WAS NOT better than Janet Planet.
Absolutely no aspect of this movie was better than Janet Planet.
January 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
This awards season I’ll just be comparing everything to *Janet Planet* (criminally overlooked from any of the bigger awards shows so far)
-> A Real Pain WAS NOT better than Janet Planet.
Absolutely no aspect of this movie was better than Janet Planet.
-> A Real Pain WAS NOT better than Janet Planet.
Absolutely no aspect of this movie was better than Janet Planet.
“Stockinged feet” is a phrase I’ve only ever heard in novels and I hate it. Instant deduction of 15 points.
It’s up there w women biting their lips so hard they bleed to stop from crying (30 points deduction)
Also; clenching fists so hard in anger fingernails cut into the palm (45 points)
It’s up there w women biting their lips so hard they bleed to stop from crying (30 points deduction)
Also; clenching fists so hard in anger fingernails cut into the palm (45 points)
January 17, 2025 at 1:05 PM
“Stockinged feet” is a phrase I’ve only ever heard in novels and I hate it. Instant deduction of 15 points.
It’s up there w women biting their lips so hard they bleed to stop from crying (30 points deduction)
Also; clenching fists so hard in anger fingernails cut into the palm (45 points)
It’s up there w women biting their lips so hard they bleed to stop from crying (30 points deduction)
Also; clenching fists so hard in anger fingernails cut into the palm (45 points)
It’s that magical time of the year.
January 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
It’s that magical time of the year.
ATL attractions when they list “free onsite parking” as a feature in maps. Bc is it ever more than three dusty unmarked spots in a gravel lot you need to frogger your way across a busy 4-lane highway to reach?
January 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
ATL attractions when they list “free onsite parking” as a feature in maps. Bc is it ever more than three dusty unmarked spots in a gravel lot you need to frogger your way across a busy 4-lane highway to reach?
Me: hi Bluesky, I’d like to see some wisecracking conversations w/ regular people about stuff
Bluesky: can I interest you in some Jamelle Bouie?
Me: no, I mean like people making fun of unhinged boomers in estranged parent FB groups or Nextdoor craziness.
Bluesky: ahhh more Jamelle Bouie!
Bluesky: can I interest you in some Jamelle Bouie?
Me: no, I mean like people making fun of unhinged boomers in estranged parent FB groups or Nextdoor craziness.
Bluesky: ahhh more Jamelle Bouie!
January 15, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Me: hi Bluesky, I’d like to see some wisecracking conversations w/ regular people about stuff
Bluesky: can I interest you in some Jamelle Bouie?
Me: no, I mean like people making fun of unhinged boomers in estranged parent FB groups or Nextdoor craziness.
Bluesky: ahhh more Jamelle Bouie!
Bluesky: can I interest you in some Jamelle Bouie?
Me: no, I mean like people making fun of unhinged boomers in estranged parent FB groups or Nextdoor craziness.
Bluesky: ahhh more Jamelle Bouie!
Scrumdiddlyumptious
January 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Scrumdiddlyumptious
Our little snowy Jimmy Carter tribute 🥜
January 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Our little snowy Jimmy Carter tribute 🥜
Bible Belt Trivia: you can *be* an asshole, but you’re not allowed to *point out* an asshole.
You’re supposed to pretend the asshole isn’t there, and by pointing it out, you’ve penetrated the veil and made the asshole real, and you’re the problem.
You’re supposed to pretend the asshole isn’t there, and by pointing it out, you’ve penetrated the veil and made the asshole real, and you’re the problem.
January 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Bible Belt Trivia: you can *be* an asshole, but you’re not allowed to *point out* an asshole.
You’re supposed to pretend the asshole isn’t there, and by pointing it out, you’ve penetrated the veil and made the asshole real, and you’re the problem.
You’re supposed to pretend the asshole isn’t there, and by pointing it out, you’ve penetrated the veil and made the asshole real, and you’re the problem.
I keep this conversation with myself at the bottom of my shopping list in Notes like a message in a bottle from some strange land.
November 24, 2024 at 2:17 PM
I keep this conversation with myself at the bottom of my shopping list in Notes like a message in a bottle from some strange land.
The “Butter Test” is more important than screening for scoliosis in our household. Does your teen son pass the Butter Test????
November 22, 2024 at 6:00 PM
The “Butter Test” is more important than screening for scoliosis in our household. Does your teen son pass the Butter Test????