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Book worm. Camping aficionado. Software maven. Three raccoons in a trenchcoat.
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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An associate told me that after a date he ended up back at the girl's apartment painting her wall. He said she had never painted a wall before so he was trying to help by showing her how.

I said, "My man, you got Tom Sawyer'd."
November 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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President Trump has called for Democrats to be executed for sedition. The voters expect Democrats to come to the table with a real counter-proposal and negotiate a mutually acceptable compromise. That’s doing politics the right way.

-Ezra Klein, New York TImes
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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is this what happens when the economy is good
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:

"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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"'They’re spending more money than I would even tax them,' [Mamdani] said in an interview with MSNBC last week."

This is the message. Make it clear that these billionaires aren't just worried about losing money. They're worried about losing the ability to exchange their money for power.
November 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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gotta say this whole business about ‘electing a muslim mayor is basically pissing on the graves of 9/11 victims’ is just…just shockingly racist stuff i mean what else is there to say about it
November 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The NSA agent following my Google searches: goddamnit, when are you going to actually remember the spelling of "considerably"?
September 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
@americanair.bsky.social I'm in RDU trying to get to Burlington, VT, and this is the second AA plane to break down today. What the hell is up with your plane maintenance? Are y'all hitting the cockpit displays and engines with sledgehammers for fun?
September 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
There are times I almost convince myself that my anxiety is cured and then I remember that I have googled - more than once - the proper names for different types of tape so I can ask for them by the right name at work and avoid making a fool of myself.
September 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Ev: English badgers look prim and proper.
Ev: American badgers look like you dragged them out of a hole and they're mad about it. #redwall #uw #wisconsin #bucky
August 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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You Don't Mess With the Zohran, Says Pro-Mamdani Commy Dom Mommy
June 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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I'm standing by my the dude at band camp with the most swagger assessment
June 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I'm not worried, Iran has zero SEC championships. #ww3
June 22, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Who amongst us hasn't thought about going to war with Iran to ease the sting of a poorly attended birthday party? #ww3
June 19, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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June 15, 2025 at 10:57 AM
RFK Jr. seems like the kind of man who thinks tanning your taint will keep you healthy. Definitely not someone to take medical advice from. #vaccinateyourkids #measles
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. will direct federal health agencies to explore potential new treatments for measles as the U.S. faces its largest outbreak in 25 years. Experts fear the decision could have grave consequences, as studies show the existing vaccine is 97% effective in preventing infection.
RFK Jr. Orders Search for New Measles Treatments Instead of Urging Vaccination
Decades of research have turned up no miracle treatment for measles, but studies show the M.M.R. shot is 97 percent effective in preventing the disease.
www.nytimes.com
May 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Never forget #capitalism is always the villian. While we stab each other in the back for crumbs, the rich grow happier and fatter.
@kidasnow on Twitter: literally everyone deserves to go for dinner, buy coffees, wear quality clothing and have fun experiences whilst also being able to afford rent, groceries, and bills & have a lil left over for savings no matter what job they do. why is that so absurd to some people?
April 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
@kidasnow on Twitter: literally everyone deserves to go for dinner, buy coffees, wear quality clothing and have fun experiences whilst also being able to afford rent, groceries, and bills & have a lil left over for savings no matter what job they do. why is that so absurd to some people?
April 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
i'll serve cunt before i serve this country
April 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I'd like to take a moment to reflect on Trump's personal growth in his second term; I figured he'd declare himself king by January 26th *at the latest* but it took him a whole 30 days. #nogods #nokings #yeehaw
February 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Snitches do not, in fact, get stitches because that's not a covered service.
December 7, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Gosh, I wonder what changed their minds...
December 5, 2024 at 11:18 PM
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Authorities have named roughly 20 million suspects with motive
December 4, 2024 at 2:37 PM