Scott Buckner
@scottybuck217.bsky.social
Three words describe me: Not. Too. Tall.
You gotta wonder how many of us aren’t a major fan of relationships because being single, we never have to worry about farting in the open and trying to hide it to be kind to someone important.
Because seriously, some peoples’ farts could peel wallpaper and paint.
Because seriously, some peoples’ farts could peel wallpaper and paint.
November 29, 2025 at 6:40 AM
You gotta wonder how many of us aren’t a major fan of relationships because being single, we never have to worry about farting in the open and trying to hide it to be kind to someone important.
Because seriously, some peoples’ farts could peel wallpaper and paint.
Because seriously, some peoples’ farts could peel wallpaper and paint.
There was a time not long ago when this guy was EVERYWHERE on TV legal shows.
One scary tough motherfucker without being a Marvel bad guy - even tho he totally fit the bill.
Some of us remember and appreciate Daniel Benzali. He was a presence.
One scary tough motherfucker without being a Marvel bad guy - even tho he totally fit the bill.
Some of us remember and appreciate Daniel Benzali. He was a presence.
November 29, 2025 at 6:29 AM
There was a time not long ago when this guy was EVERYWHERE on TV legal shows.
One scary tough motherfucker without being a Marvel bad guy - even tho he totally fit the bill.
Some of us remember and appreciate Daniel Benzali. He was a presence.
One scary tough motherfucker without being a Marvel bad guy - even tho he totally fit the bill.
Some of us remember and appreciate Daniel Benzali. He was a presence.
I’m always suspect of when people/politicians use the word “fight”. The equal rights marchers fighting Jim Crow laws and poll taxes who had firehoses and dogs set upon them - THAT was a fight.
I don’t see any of that going on today.
I don’t see any of that going on today.
November 29, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I’m always suspect of when people/politicians use the word “fight”. The equal rights marchers fighting Jim Crow laws and poll taxes who had firehoses and dogs set upon them - THAT was a fight.
I don’t see any of that going on today.
I don’t see any of that going on today.
You’ve never truly known embarrassment until your dermatologist does a full-body inspection and spreads your ass cheeks and really looks at yer gnarly toenails.
So what your hoo-hahs look like to some rando hookup isn’t as big a deal as you may think.
So what your hoo-hahs look like to some rando hookup isn’t as big a deal as you may think.
November 29, 2025 at 6:09 AM
You’ve never truly known embarrassment until your dermatologist does a full-body inspection and spreads your ass cheeks and really looks at yer gnarly toenails.
So what your hoo-hahs look like to some rando hookup isn’t as big a deal as you may think.
So what your hoo-hahs look like to some rando hookup isn’t as big a deal as you may think.
In my reporter days, I’ve seen full color crime scene pics of murder victims and suicides.
That doesn’t match the way Donald Trump’s image and voice make my skin crawl, and want to literally puke.
But on a healthy note, it turned me off any future notion of suicide by gun.
That doesn’t match the way Donald Trump’s image and voice make my skin crawl, and want to literally puke.
But on a healthy note, it turned me off any future notion of suicide by gun.
November 29, 2025 at 5:59 AM
In my reporter days, I’ve seen full color crime scene pics of murder victims and suicides.
That doesn’t match the way Donald Trump’s image and voice make my skin crawl, and want to literally puke.
But on a healthy note, it turned me off any future notion of suicide by gun.
That doesn’t match the way Donald Trump’s image and voice make my skin crawl, and want to literally puke.
But on a healthy note, it turned me off any future notion of suicide by gun.
Nobody could ever convince me even drunk that Donald Trump personally signed the clemency/pardons rather than autopen for some 1,500 Jan. 6 rioters in one sitting.
That kinda energy investment woulda cut too much into his TV-watchin’ schedule.
That kinda energy investment woulda cut too much into his TV-watchin’ schedule.
November 29, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Nobody could ever convince me even drunk that Donald Trump personally signed the clemency/pardons rather than autopen for some 1,500 Jan. 6 rioters in one sitting.
That kinda energy investment woulda cut too much into his TV-watchin’ schedule.
That kinda energy investment woulda cut too much into his TV-watchin’ schedule.
I’m surprised nobody’s noticed it before. MSNBC Michael Steele’s doppleganger:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBsj...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBsj...
Digital Underground - The Humpty Dance (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Tommy Boy
www.youtube.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I’m surprised nobody’s noticed it before. MSNBC Michael Steele’s doppleganger:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBsj...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBsj...
Reposted by Scott Buckner
For what it’s worth, women weren’t lacking sense in the past. They were lacking rights
November 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
For what it’s worth, women weren’t lacking sense in the past. They were lacking rights
Hey Donald Trump ppl - come drag me off. I don’t care anyway.
Just shoot me in tho back of the head where it counts.
Just shoot me in tho back of the head where it counts.
November 28, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Hey Donald Trump ppl - come drag me off. I don’t care anyway.
Just shoot me in tho back of the head where it counts.
Just shoot me in tho back of the head where it counts.
If I was in the service, my password would be “Sid Luchkman”
Anyone from Chicago would know.
Anyone from Chicago would know.
November 28, 2025 at 5:44 AM
If I was in the service, my password would be “Sid Luchkman”
Anyone from Chicago would know.
Anyone from Chicago would know.
Metal Detecting thebeach.
My thing the next 2 things would be: Im a metal detector dude. Either you make fun of me or you don’t.
Daytona Beach-ish this weekend. What say?
My thing the next 2 things would be: Im a metal detector dude. Either you make fun of me or you don’t.
Daytona Beach-ish this weekend. What say?
November 28, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Metal Detecting thebeach.
My thing the next 2 things would be: Im a metal detector dude. Either you make fun of me or you don’t.
Daytona Beach-ish this weekend. What say?
My thing the next 2 things would be: Im a metal detector dude. Either you make fun of me or you don’t.
Daytona Beach-ish this weekend. What say?
Yikes! What abomination is this?
November 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Yikes! What abomination is this?
I like what happened to the theater assemblage of Nazi upper crust in ‘Inglorious Basterds’ to the one in ‘The Sound of Music’.
Auf Wiedersehen, Paris.
Auf Wiedersehen, Paris.
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I like what happened to the theater assemblage of Nazi upper crust in ‘Inglorious Basterds’ to the one in ‘The Sound of Music’.
Auf Wiedersehen, Paris.
Auf Wiedersehen, Paris.
In ‘The Sound of Music’, the Nazis who found the Von Trapp Family on the escape toward the end didn’t slam them all to the ground and kneel on their skulls like ICE does even with kids.
I think this says alot about today’s America.
I think this says alot about today’s America.
November 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
In ‘The Sound of Music’, the Nazis who found the Von Trapp Family on the escape toward the end didn’t slam them all to the ground and kneel on their skulls like ICE does even with kids.
I think this says alot about today’s America.
I think this says alot about today’s America.
‘Drill Baby Drill’. Appearing at a porno joint near you.
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
‘Drill Baby Drill’. Appearing at a porno joint near you.
My feeder’s full of whole-shell peanuts for the bluejays and woodpeckers. They horde.
I’ll tell ya tho - bluejays ain’t all that. They didn’t take on the crows stealing their peanuts. Or the squirrels like everyone says they do.
Lies lies, I tellya. Total lies.
I’ll tell ya tho - bluejays ain’t all that. They didn’t take on the crows stealing their peanuts. Or the squirrels like everyone says they do.
Lies lies, I tellya. Total lies.
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
My feeder’s full of whole-shell peanuts for the bluejays and woodpeckers. They horde.
I’ll tell ya tho - bluejays ain’t all that. They didn’t take on the crows stealing their peanuts. Or the squirrels like everyone says they do.
Lies lies, I tellya. Total lies.
I’ll tell ya tho - bluejays ain’t all that. They didn’t take on the crows stealing their peanuts. Or the squirrels like everyone says they do.
Lies lies, I tellya. Total lies.
2 guardsmen shot in DC. See, this is exactly the possible shit Donald Stupid Trump doesn’t think about beforehand.
Oddly enough, he was just crowing on a TV news how DC is just sooooooooo safe where this shit doesn’t happen because of him.
Oddly enough, he was just crowing on a TV news how DC is just sooooooooo safe where this shit doesn’t happen because of him.
November 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
2 guardsmen shot in DC. See, this is exactly the possible shit Donald Stupid Trump doesn’t think about beforehand.
Oddly enough, he was just crowing on a TV news how DC is just sooooooooo safe where this shit doesn’t happen because of him.
Oddly enough, he was just crowing on a TV news how DC is just sooooooooo safe where this shit doesn’t happen because of him.
Yo, women under 40 — hold a TV channel changer in front of yer date and ask “What is this?”
If the answer has “clicker” anywhere in there, assess your choices before its too late.
Or not. You know your range.
If the answer has “clicker” anywhere in there, assess your choices before its too late.
Or not. You know your range.
November 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Yo, women under 40 — hold a TV channel changer in front of yer date and ask “What is this?”
If the answer has “clicker” anywhere in there, assess your choices before its too late.
Or not. You know your range.
If the answer has “clicker” anywhere in there, assess your choices before its too late.
Or not. You know your range.
Back in like 1880-something, families getting their pic taken looked absolutely miserable/sad/old/hardscrabble/trapped etcetc.
100 years from now, schoolkids are gonna have a portrait of Donald Trump scowling over them.
Diff tween the 2 is we modern ppl coulda easily changed that.
100 years from now, schoolkids are gonna have a portrait of Donald Trump scowling over them.
Diff tween the 2 is we modern ppl coulda easily changed that.
November 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Back in like 1880-something, families getting their pic taken looked absolutely miserable/sad/old/hardscrabble/trapped etcetc.
100 years from now, schoolkids are gonna have a portrait of Donald Trump scowling over them.
Diff tween the 2 is we modern ppl coulda easily changed that.
100 years from now, schoolkids are gonna have a portrait of Donald Trump scowling over them.
Diff tween the 2 is we modern ppl coulda easily changed that.
USA citizens who know better react to Donald Trump’s bullshit
November 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
USA citizens who know better react to Donald Trump’s bullshit
Yo, General Mills cereal ppl — BRING IT BACK!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Yo, General Mills cereal ppl — BRING IT BACK!!!!
It’s not even Thanksgiving and I wanna stab that Little Drummer Boy in the head with his drum sticks.
And it’s only just gonna get worse.
And it’s only just gonna get worse.
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
It’s not even Thanksgiving and I wanna stab that Little Drummer Boy in the head with his drum sticks.
And it’s only just gonna get worse.
And it’s only just gonna get worse.
Car radio stations playing Xmas music ALREADY!!!! has totally ruined Baby Jesus’ day for me again, just earlier this year.
Gee, fucking thank you radio station program directors. Burn in Hell.
Gee, fucking thank you radio station program directors. Burn in Hell.
November 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Car radio stations playing Xmas music ALREADY!!!! has totally ruined Baby Jesus’ day for me again, just earlier this year.
Gee, fucking thank you radio station program directors. Burn in Hell.
Gee, fucking thank you radio station program directors. Burn in Hell.
Sketchers Slip-ins gone wrong
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Sketchers Slip-ins gone wrong
Isn’t a “grilled cheese cheeseburger” just a patty melt, Applebees?
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Isn’t a “grilled cheese cheeseburger” just a patty melt, Applebees?