ScottieB1025
@scottieb1025.bsky.social
Forever Clemson Tiger. Neat eater. Lord of the one pot meal and Vice President of the freezer. Planned to be a woodworker, but turned into a collector of tools and lumber.
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ScottieB1025
@scottieb1025.bsky.social
· Nov 18
Lemon Pistachio from Stan's Donuts. Best donut ever made and it's not close for 2nd.
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The end of "Twitter" is nigh.
Threads surpassed X in daily active users on mobile devices worldwide for the first time by a razor-thin margin late September, though now Threads has since extended its lead by millions of users.
Threads Passes X In Key Monthly Metric For First Time In Zuckerberg Vs. Musk Battle
Threads surpassed X in daily active users on mobile devices worldwide for the first time by a razor-thin margin late September, though now Threads has since extended its lead by millions of users.
www.forbes.com
November 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The end of "Twitter" is nigh.
Hoo boy! I enjoy Tom's commentary on military issues but this is just an awful statement. Nearly 2 years of indiscriminate killing seemingly ignored.
Cease-fire, aid convoys, prisoner exchanges…
Weirdest genocide ever.
Weirdest genocide ever.
October 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Hoo boy! I enjoy Tom's commentary on military issues but this is just an awful statement. Nearly 2 years of indiscriminate killing seemingly ignored.
Ouch, just trying to keep the sun off my head with this wide-brimmed hat.
wearing any hat other than a baseball cap or a toque past the age of 26 should be listed in the dsm-5
September 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Ouch, just trying to keep the sun off my head with this wide-brimmed hat.
Wired again with great investigative journalism
NEW: Internal report reveals DHS intelligence portal was accidentally opened to tens of thousands of users for months, exposing sensitive intel about Americans. @brennancenter.org obtained the docs. @wired.com has the story. 🧵
www.wired.com/story/a-dhs-...
www.wired.com/story/a-dhs-...
www.wired.com
September 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Wired again with great investigative journalism
Gotta say I didn't think it would happen so soon but it was inevitable that a city in a "red" state would be invaded.
TBH, I totally disagree. Trump will work with the R governors to put feds and national guard troops in cities like Houston, Austin, Atlanta, Memphis, New Orleans, etc., just in time for the 2026 midterm elections. You can book it.
September 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Gotta say I didn't think it would happen so soon but it was inevitable that a city in a "red" state would be invaded.
Just scintillating commentary
the broncos field goal attempt swerved so hard right in midair that it started a podcast before it hit the post
September 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Just scintillating commentary
Trump Renames White House Fridge Department Of Ham — theonion.com/trump-rename...
Trump Renames White House Fridge Department Of Ham
WASHINGTON—Fulfilling his pledge to realign the mission of the White House kitchen with the vision of the Founding Fathers, President Donald Trump signed an executive order this week officially renami...
theonion.com
September 13, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Trump Renames White House Fridge Department Of Ham — theonion.com/trump-rename...
A headline worthy of @nytpitchbot.bsky.social
A 22-year-old Utah man who was arrested and booked on murder charges in the assassination of Charlie Kirk held deep disdain for the conservative activist’s provocative viewpoints and indicated to a family member that he was responsible for the shooting, authorities said Friday.
Suspect in Charlie Kirk killing became more political, opposed activist’s views, authorities say
A 22-year-old Utah man who was arrested and booked on murder charges in the assassination of Charlie Kirk held deep disdain for the conservative activist’s provocative viewpoints and indicated to a…
trib.al
September 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
A headline worthy of @nytpitchbot.bsky.social
This is so interesting.
September 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
This is so interesting.
"A vagrant spit on me when I was walking from the Metra station to the office. The only fix is for Trump to deploy the Military." Or that's atleast what one of the local Trumpers told me last night.
Trump threatens Chicago with ICE, National Guard invasion. My city isn't having it.
"Let it be known loud and clear that this isn’t a city you mess with. This is a place of hard work. A place where resistance runs deep."
My column:
www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
"Let it be known loud and clear that this isn’t a city you mess with. This is a place of hard work. A place where resistance runs deep."
My column:
www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
Trump threatens Chicago with ICE, National Guard invasion. My city isn't having it. | Opinion
We here in this 'City of Big Shoulders' are preparing for a likely Donald Trump-ordered invasion of federal immigration agents or federal troops.
www.usatoday.com
September 2, 2025 at 4:44 PM
"A vagrant spit on me when I was walking from the Metra station to the office. The only fix is for Trump to deploy the Military." Or that's atleast what one of the local Trumpers told me last night.
Dog, Modi and Xi were basically at war a year ago, so yeah the dipship pushing half the world toward China is a big deal.
Dog lets chill its a handshake in a group somehow less coordinated than the Swiss Cantons
September 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Dog, Modi and Xi were basically at war a year ago, so yeah the dipship pushing half the world toward China is a big deal.
"Lobotimized cuntcake"
I'm dying 🤣
I'm dying 🤣
Trump thinks because he’s president he can do anything he wants… does this entitled urinal cake realize he doesn’t own the country? We need a bigger word than “dumb”for this lobotomized cuntcake
August 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
"Lobotimized cuntcake"
I'm dying 🤣
I'm dying 🤣
Fabulous, just fabulous.
I THREW THE SANDWICH
But I did not throw the panini
But I did not throw the panini
The DC sandwich guy has been charged with assault for shouting at a CBP officer, throwing a sub into his chest, and then running off.
"I did it. I threw the sandwich," he said while he was being processed.
"I did it. I threw the sandwich," he said while he was being processed.
August 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Fabulous, just fabulous.
Poetry in motion.
imagine if the democratic leadership had like 5% of the backbone of the good pierogi vendors
August 7, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Poetry in motion.
Inject this into my veins it's so good
As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.
August 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Inject this into my veins it's so good
Imagine being in a place called Joe Donut and spotting these two 😆
June 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Imagine being in a place called Joe Donut and spotting these two 😆
This post is art.
this kind of panic is completely disconnected from objective reality, what on earth are they expecting will happen if the city becomes (optimistically) 10% more responsive to the needs of people who will never know anyone who has a line drawing of themselves in the newspaper
June 20, 2025 at 3:10 AM
This post is art.
RIP Sly Stone. Thank You Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin!
June 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
RIP Sly Stone. Thank You Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin!
This thread speaks to my inner monologue.
June 7, 2025 at 5:24 AM
This thread speaks to my inner monologue.
Hey @mollyjongfast.bsky.social my wife is watching you on The 11th Hour and loves your shoes. Can ya help a brother out and give me the deets so I can get her a pair?
May 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Hey @mollyjongfast.bsky.social my wife is watching you on The 11th Hour and loves your shoes. Can ya help a brother out and give me the deets so I can get her a pair?
Just brilliant!
May 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Just brilliant!
Wow! Worthy of the @nytpitchbot.bsky.social
Breaking News: The U.S. economy contracted last quarter, the latest GDP reading showed. But the data is muddled by quirks in the way it is calculated.
U.S. Economy Shrank in First Quarter, in Reading Clouded by Messy Trade Data
Underlying economic growth remained solid in early 2025, but tariffs and uncertainty are expected to cause a further slowdown.
www.nytimes.com
April 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Wow! Worthy of the @nytpitchbot.bsky.social