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Dad’s funeral tomorrow, despite the worry and apprehension I have written a tribute which I shall read at the service.
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Dad’s funeral tomorrow, despite the worry and apprehension I have written a tribute which I shall read at the service.
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Whilst I am aware that I possess a sense of humour akin to that paint that swallows everything 💦 up to whatever limit Calpol and Junior Disprin allow, I have entirely self selected to not even tangentially suggest to clinicians trialing the foie gras method to assist in getting my father to eat.
October 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Whilst I am aware that I possess a sense of humour akin to that paint that swallows everything 💦 up to whatever limit Calpol and Junior Disprin allow, I have entirely self selected to not even tangentially suggest to clinicians trialing the foie gras method to assist in getting my father to eat.
Might have located Patsy Stone.
October 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Might have located Patsy Stone.
October 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Hospital visit, my Dad went to great lengths to actually spell out that the hospital is a dump, which gave us a laugh, there have been precious few.
September 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Hospital visit, my Dad went to great lengths to actually spell out that the hospital is a dump, which gave us a laugh, there have been precious few.
“This AI girlfriend can make you cum in 45 seconds”
Oh hen, I’m embarrassed for you, and flaccid. Have a great Monday though.
Oh hen, I’m embarrassed for you, and flaccid. Have a great Monday though.
September 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
“This AI girlfriend can make you cum in 45 seconds”
Oh hen, I’m embarrassed for you, and flaccid. Have a great Monday though.
Oh hen, I’m embarrassed for you, and flaccid. Have a great Monday though.
1 for a wish
2 for a kiss
3 for a disappointment
4 for silver
5 for gold
6 for the middle age onset of the exciting and occasionally dramatic ebb and flow 😅 between constipation and diarrhoea
2 for a kiss
3 for a disappointment
4 for silver
5 for gold
6 for the middle age onset of the exciting and occasionally dramatic ebb and flow 😅 between constipation and diarrhoea
September 14, 2025 at 12:33 PM
1 for a wish
2 for a kiss
3 for a disappointment
4 for silver
5 for gold
6 for the middle age onset of the exciting and occasionally dramatic ebb and flow 😅 between constipation and diarrhoea
2 for a kiss
3 for a disappointment
4 for silver
5 for gold
6 for the middle age onset of the exciting and occasionally dramatic ebb and flow 😅 between constipation and diarrhoea
Idea, sweets based roughly on LoveHearts (but not closely enough to be sued), but with rude or uninspiring words like pigeon or diarrhoea.
August 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Idea, sweets based roughly on LoveHearts (but not closely enough to be sued), but with rude or uninspiring words like pigeon or diarrhoea.
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A new venture. I’ve just joined therainbowcollective.co a great queer run company that sells prints of queer artists’ work. Check them out. #gayart #gaythemed #gay #queerart #art #artist #gayartist #portrait #portraitpainter #portraitpainting #painter
July 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A new venture. I’ve just joined therainbowcollective.co a great queer run company that sells prints of queer artists’ work. Check them out. #gayart #gaythemed #gay #queerart #art #artist #gayartist #portrait #portraitpainter #portraitpainting #painter
Do you ever wonder, what IS new in Hello Kitty Island Adventure?
hello kitty is wearing a blue overalls and holding a red apple .
ALT: hello kitty is wearing a blue overalls and holding a red apple .
media.tenor.com
July 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Do you ever wonder, what IS new in Hello Kitty Island Adventure?
I had to search to learn more about portrait mode in iOS, I was VERY obviously far too focused on the face (and crotch) of the subject to be able to actually notice the difference.
For illustrative purposes.
For illustrative purposes.
July 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I had to search to learn more about portrait mode in iOS, I was VERY obviously far too focused on the face (and crotch) of the subject to be able to actually notice the difference.
For illustrative purposes.
For illustrative purposes.
It’s 10 years since CitySprinter vanished from Glasgow and our dreams of high speed unsafe travel to and from Eastwood Toll were dashed.
July 2, 2025 at 12:43 PM
It’s 10 years since CitySprinter vanished from Glasgow and our dreams of high speed unsafe travel to and from Eastwood Toll were dashed.
I’ve finished work early due to the impending meteor strike.
Oh sorry no, I meant because I’ve got a cold.
Oh sorry no, I meant because I’ve got a cold.
June 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I’ve finished work early due to the impending meteor strike.
Oh sorry no, I meant because I’ve got a cold.
Oh sorry no, I meant because I’ve got a cold.
Dear The Instagram,
Please standby while I extensively wipe my arse with that soulmate sketch pish.
Please standby while I extensively wipe my arse with that soulmate sketch pish.
June 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Dear The Instagram,
Please standby while I extensively wipe my arse with that soulmate sketch pish.
Please standby while I extensively wipe my arse with that soulmate sketch pish.
I don’t think this chicken Kiev has been any further east than Bathgate.
June 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I don’t think this chicken Kiev has been any further east than Bathgate.
Honestly, the THINGS you’ll do to get a Macedonian man to jizz in your mouth.
June 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Honestly, the THINGS you’ll do to get a Macedonian man to jizz in your mouth.
I got myself a toblerone and one to shove up my own arse.
June 24, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I got myself a toblerone and one to shove up my own arse.
I’m beginning to think that all those hours spent staring in vain at magic eye posters in Athena were wasted.
June 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I’m beginning to think that all those hours spent staring in vain at magic eye posters in Athena were wasted.
When I was a child, if there was a Saturday when I was particularly grumpy about EVERY SINGLE THING ON EARTH I used to get given a spoonful of Calpol and sent for a nap, zero other choices given.


May 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
When I was a child, if there was a Saturday when I was particularly grumpy about EVERY SINGLE THING ON EARTH I used to get given a spoonful of Calpol and sent for a nap, zero other choices given.


I was once, and I quote “permanently banned” from a Yahoo group for responding to obsequious sycophancy by posting a link to a fake bbc news item in which the QM could outrun a Landrover and had to be taken indoors at a garden party after repeatedly saying “abort, retry, fail?”.
May 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I was once, and I quote “permanently banned” from a Yahoo group for responding to obsequious sycophancy by posting a link to a fake bbc news item in which the QM could outrun a Landrover and had to be taken indoors at a garden party after repeatedly saying “abort, retry, fail?”.