Alexandra
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Alexandra
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who cares if I'm scared all the time at least I'm prettier than any angel in heaven
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
Pluribus literally has a scene where the American main character talks down to a group of non native english speakers in frustration that they're not as righteously individualistic as she is while STANDING IN FRONT OF AN AMERICAN FLAG and ppl on the subreddit are like yes go girl you're nailing it
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Pluribus literally has a scene where the American main character talks down to a group of non native english speakers in frustration that they're not as righteously individualistic as she is while STANDING IN FRONT OF AN AMERICAN FLAG and ppl on the subreddit are like yes go girl you're nailing it
The same delivery guy has delivered a package to me for each of the last three days and it feels like we're friends now
October 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The same delivery guy has delivered a package to me for each of the last three days and it feels like we're friends now
I have like three times the amount of clothes I would ideally have. where did this all even come from. so many shirts I don't particularly like from bands I don't particularly remember. none of you spark joy
October 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I have like three times the amount of clothes I would ideally have. where did this all even come from. so many shirts I don't particularly like from bands I don't particularly remember. none of you spark joy
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10 horror movies to get to know me!!
🪚 Saw
💉 Saw II
🐷 Saw III
🧊 Saw IV
⚰️ Saw V
⚕️ Saw VI
🚗 Saw 3D
🪣 Jigsaw
🕯️ Spiral
🧠 Saw X
🪚 Saw
💉 Saw II
🐷 Saw III
🧊 Saw IV
⚰️ Saw V
⚕️ Saw VI
🚗 Saw 3D
🪣 Jigsaw
🕯️ Spiral
🧠 Saw X
Oh this is super fun! 10 horror Movies to get to know me
🧬 Crimes of the Future
📼 Videodrome
🌀 Lord of Illusions
🔪 Scream
✝️ Prince of Darkness
📿 The Exorcist 2
🔥 Inferno
🤡 Killer Clowns From Outer Space
💤 Nightmare on Elm Street
🌌 Event Horizon
🧬 Crimes of the Future
📼 Videodrome
🌀 Lord of Illusions
🔪 Scream
✝️ Prince of Darkness
📿 The Exorcist 2
🔥 Inferno
🤡 Killer Clowns From Outer Space
💤 Nightmare on Elm Street
🌌 Event Horizon
10 horror movies to get to know me by
🧄The Lost Boys
👦Child’s Play
🧪Gremlins 2
💥The Guest
🧀Mandy
👆Idle Hands
🔪Scream
🤯Evil Dead 2
👯Us
😾Cat’s Eye ( the last story where a stray cat fights a flamboyant tiny troll )
🧄The Lost Boys
👦Child’s Play
🧪Gremlins 2
💥The Guest
🧀Mandy
👆Idle Hands
🔪Scream
🤯Evil Dead 2
👯Us
😾Cat’s Eye ( the last story where a stray cat fights a flamboyant tiny troll )
October 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
10 horror movies to get to know me!!
🪚 Saw
💉 Saw II
🐷 Saw III
🧊 Saw IV
⚰️ Saw V
⚕️ Saw VI
🚗 Saw 3D
🪣 Jigsaw
🕯️ Spiral
🧠 Saw X
🪚 Saw
💉 Saw II
🐷 Saw III
🧊 Saw IV
⚰️ Saw V
⚕️ Saw VI
🚗 Saw 3D
🪣 Jigsaw
🕯️ Spiral
🧠 Saw X
oooh the point of a PIP isn't to improve your performance. it's to make you want to shoot yourself. getting it now
October 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
oooh the point of a PIP isn't to improve your performance. it's to make you want to shoot yourself. getting it now
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Clout chasing is a lot like casual sex in that it's not that hard and lots of people are willing to help me do it but I just don't enjoy it enough to bother when I could be hanging out with my friends
October 7, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Clout chasing is a lot like casual sex in that it's not that hard and lots of people are willing to help me do it but I just don't enjoy it enough to bother when I could be hanging out with my friends
does anyone have any tips. or tricks
October 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
does anyone have any tips. or tricks
I think 70% of my current problems could be resolved or at least significantly improved if I start making any kind of art at all
September 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I think 70% of my current problems could be resolved or at least significantly improved if I start making any kind of art at all
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the benefit of being bad at rolling is that I get to make my housemate laugh in exchange for free rollies
September 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
the benefit of being bad at rolling is that I get to make my housemate laugh in exchange for free rollies
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Tenderqueer Dorian Gray watching his picrew age grotesquely
September 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Tenderqueer Dorian Gray watching his picrew age grotesquely
I want to dye my hair one of those secret shrimp colours
September 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I want to dye my hair one of those secret shrimp colours
Does anyone know where I can get a good reusable cursed amulet, I've just been flying through the disposables this month
September 1, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Does anyone know where I can get a good reusable cursed amulet, I've just been flying through the disposables this month
Got sir'd with this fit lmao
August 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Got sir'd with this fit lmao
I don't want to be overly optimistic but I think nothing bad is going to happen to me ever again
August 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I don't want to be overly optimistic but I think nothing bad is going to happen to me ever again
is there a single sane person in dublin
August 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
is there a single sane person in dublin
Watched love lies bleeding again. I gotta get buff, man, jesus christ.
July 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Watched love lies bleeding again. I gotta get buff, man, jesus christ.
Booked 2 weeks off work in August whats a good thing to do for someone who's new to relaxing
July 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Booked 2 weeks off work in August whats a good thing to do for someone who's new to relaxing
incredible weekend to be a beautiful transgender woman
July 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
incredible weekend to be a beautiful transgender woman
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One of the funniest news diagrams I've ever seen.
July 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
One of the funniest news diagrams I've ever seen.
All time great mountain goats song, all time great genius annotation
July 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
All time great mountain goats song, all time great genius annotation
Am I staying inside most days because I am finally allowing myself to slow down and take the fomo pressure off my life or am I just nurturing a growing sense of agoraphobia
July 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Am I staying inside most days because I am finally allowing myself to slow down and take the fomo pressure off my life or am I just nurturing a growing sense of agoraphobia
the men's bathroom is a fair enough place to be misgendered I suppose
July 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
the men's bathroom is a fair enough place to be misgendered I suppose
I've spent 130 hours playing Tears of the Kingdom this past month because working from home is basically fake
July 4, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I've spent 130 hours playing Tears of the Kingdom this past month because working from home is basically fake