Scobeard
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Scobeard
@scobeard.bsky.social
Hokies fan. Generally aghast.
Honestly good for JMU. I’ll ride for JMU.
December 7, 2025 at 5:15 AM
You’re backed up 20 yards on your first offensive possession of overtime in a must-score situation and you go with a trick play and throw an INTERCEPTION and lose to Duke and miss the playoff like that’s losing-to-UMBC-in-the-first-round heartbreak.
December 7, 2025 at 5:07 AM
If I’m a UVA fan I’m never ever ever not going to be mad ever again.
December 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Omfg
December 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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The ACC.
December 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
No UVA that’s a run you’re supposed to stop those.
December 7, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Are you a fan of football and sad circuses? Let me introduce you to The ACC.
December 7, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Believe in yourself like Indiana does
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Tim Tebow is…very tan.
December 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Was pretty confident that Bama was going to run away with this game because I’m an i d i o t.
December 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I can’t put my finger on exactly why but there’s nothing that sets off my “bad people made this” radar like jazzy remixed ragtime. Every time I hear the Southern Charm song I turn into a hater werewolf. The Charleston is a hate dance. It taunts me.
December 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
It either smells like chicken nuggets in this bar or I’m having a stroke.
December 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
How can a capsized boat be filled with drugs. Better yet, how can Tommy here tell there were drugs in a boat he can only see the bottom of. Could be he’s lying. Could be he’s a bloodthirsty death cultist racist who just loves to wield mortal power. Who could ever really know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Q: What did you see in the second strike?

Cotton: "I saw two survivors trying to flip a boat -- loaded with drugs, bound for the United States -- back over, so they could stay in the fight."
December 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Lived in Minneapolis for 3 years right at the edge of Midtown and the Somali population there absolutely rips this President can go fuck himself all the way to the bone.
December 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Guys I’m starting to think that maybe Penn State shouldn’t have fired Franklin without a plan in place.
December 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Never had a problem with Penn State until a whole bunch of them started talking shit about James Franklin being the Virginia Tech coach but now I just want to ask them how my ass taste.
December 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Say what you want about Still Wancil but at least he ain’t no bitch. Dude gets yelled at all day every day. Has the skin of a poster. Billionaires could never defend their ideas like him.
December 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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hot yoga ladies are on his ass
December 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Lane Kiffin’s ability to be an absolute mess is nearly unrivaled and that’s why he’s actually a perfect cultural fit for LSU.
November 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
You simply don’t get games like this in the NFL this game is beautiful.
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Manny Diaz spoiler watch!
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Hot take: Pass Interference is one of the most exciting calls in sports.
November 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Oh that place got bad. Like bad bad.
Gotta go back on the other sight to see the Hokies meltdown and how they’re handling it I’m sorry it’s just this once.
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
HOOTIN’ ANDA HOLLERIN’
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM