Mike Schiller
schillermaphone.bsky.social
Mike Schiller
@schillermaphone.bsky.social
fix your hearts or die.
December 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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man, everyone who knows KC knows that the Westport board is racist and has been trying to push out Black business owners and patrons, but the sheer scope and depth of racism laid out here is astonishing and abominable
December 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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I think part of What's Going On with billionaires is that the daily friction of interacting with normal people is part of what anchors people to the real world, and once you have enough money to buy your way out of the friction you can knock down a load-bearing column propping up your sanity.
December 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
oh sure i fall asleep to a pearl jam tune ONE NIGHT and it ruins my entire wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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i drive by this monstrosity several times a week. the first time i saw it my mind broke a little bit and i just started mumbling "labubu cybertruck" to myself for the rest of the drive
December 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
tfw you’ve been off for a week and this glorious post crosses your feed ❤️
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
November 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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“AI is here to stay” from the visionaries who brought you “NFTs are the future.”
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
what is a mr fantasy and why is he here
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Closest thing you'll see from me maybe ever to a personal essay about a video game vgbees.com/im-great-at-...
I'm Great At Baby Steps Because I Walk Like That In Real Life - VGBees
CW: medical talk, surgical talk, bones, car accident In late May, an uninsured Lexus driver ran a yellow light and pulled in front of me...
vgbees.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Bluesky is talking about pie today and I have no real pie takes but I did once make a pie out of Concord grapes and it slapped #pie #pietakes
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
If I leave here tomorrow…
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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*looks directly at camera*
Not two weeks after a democratic socialist is elected mayor of New York City, 86 Democratic House members vote to 'condemn socialism.'
November 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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If a man points in a woman's face and says "Quiet piggy" you say something about it... You stand up and you say "What the fuck did you just say?" www.welcometohellworld.com/the-love-we-...
November 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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some games you play for like 10 seconds and you know that it's Got It and Sektori is absolutely one of those. flow state game. blink and an hour goes by game. lumines arise and sektori said 2025 is the year of 00's hard techno
November 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Sleep Now in the Fire. God that song rips.
Without saying Bulls on Parade, fav Rage Against the Machine song?
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Rebecca was, is, and will always be a legend. On top of that, just an absolutely kind person too. I don’t even know what else to say because she was such a force that talking about her in past tense doesn’t even make sense.
November 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
i'm so glad google ai is here for me, making sure i don't actually think there was a bobcat attack at the local dive concert bar
November 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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insane to me that the only way we seem to be able to frame the epstein case is as a big cartoon hammer with which to bonk our enemies, rather than the horrors that were Actually experienced by its Actual victims
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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sandwch guy is the gyro we need
November 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Time to decide this race for good.
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Kansas City became a trans sanctuary city in 2023.

It is a betrayal of your fans and our city to collaborate with a woman who has said, explicitly, that she will use money generated by the Harry Potter franchise to ruin trans lives.

I am begging you to do better by us, @royals.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM