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A female inmate suspected the police of sending staff in to catch her shitting on the toilet as a dehumanization strategy.

She decided the solution was to have fun with nudity & sexual politics.

(She was told charges were being dropped and they kept changing prosecutors.)

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Lady Gaga - Telephone ft. Beyoncé (Official Music Video)
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Betty Buttercup.

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November 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Do you know how to get urine smells out of carpet? The stain is its own problem, the steam vac is running all the time.

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Lana Del Rey - Born To Die
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November 12, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Eva Peron, the City’s Piss Pot.

🚽

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November 12, 2025 at 8:10 AM
When you realize that people are bad at winning hearts and minds on purpose.

And decide to embark on a strategy to teach people why it is always a bad idea to assume you can buy your way out of trouble.

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Pras Michel x Ol' DB, Mya: Ghetto Supastar [UP.S 4K] (1998)
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November 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Domestic skills like decor and cooking are undervalued.

Training season involves being subject to sabotage by inferior skill levels, apparently.

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Dua Lipa - Training Season (Live from the Royal Albert Hall) [Official Performance Video]
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November 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
And my missing Church candles remind me of the Spirit of Christmas.
"I spend a lot of time talking to Nazis, real Nazis" Alex Karp.
November 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
“I had no idea you were angry. I just let the planet piss on you, your family, your home and expect you to happily suck my dick.”

🤷🏻‍♀️

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Selena Gomez - Lose You To Love Me (Official Music Video)
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November 11, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Pointed. How many terminations from government roles? Does COBRA cost more than the ACA coverage?

And they wonder why they get heckled at the train station on Washington.

So popular.
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Someone once told me that gold is worn in tremendous amounts by poverty stricken communities to project wealth and the understanding that government is unstable and wealth must be moved as conflicts arise.

A simple coin necklace is an interesting response.

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Titli Chennai Express Full Video Song | Shahrukh Khan, Deepika Padukone
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November 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Did your dad teach you how to platform dive?

Mine was a competitive diver in school. Don’t know if Italy can say the same in the fam.

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Dua Lipa - Illusion (Official Music Video)
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November 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
My sister sent me a shirt that reminded me of Dutch pinwheels and sailboats from our childhood.

No idea where the damage is from.
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Particle Accelerator and Argonne National Labs, I guess.

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Latto - Big Energy (Official Video)
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November 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Glinda isn’t able to summon enough power to overcome the sisters…so she uses a charlatan of no particular skill.

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OZ THE GREAT AND POWERFUL | Full Trailer | Official Disney UK
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November 10, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Well, blueberry pancakes in Pleasantville?

I think you need Zehnder’s Cream Cheese Sauce, but I normally serve strawberries with it.

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November 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I had a conversation with my mother about U Chicago attempting to fire Indiana Jones.

I think she gets the kettle engine barn storming idea, even without a full explanation.

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Halsey - You should be sad
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November 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
What’s your return on investment?

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November 8, 2025 at 2:40 PM
The bridge is crossed, so stand and watch it burn.

My Canadian cast CD was replaced with one of mediocre quality singing.

Typical ghost shit.

Crazy bitch is the only story anyone sells anymore.

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16- The Point of No Return - Down Once More
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November 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Didn’t he vote for himself from Florida?
November 8, 2025 at 1:51 PM
“I’m a muse!” - Selma Hayek, Dogma

Amused

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His Girl Friday (1940) - A Better Offer Scene (1/12) | Movieclips
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November 8, 2025 at 7:03 AM
The 🍎 fell from the tree.

Or the other shoe dropped. (She came to learn physics, or so the song goes.)

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November 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Or maybe it’s just about the scandalous lace tights making me wonder who Radha is being portrayed by?

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November 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I understand more bhojpuri than punjabi.

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November 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I should mention that the lunghi dance was choreographed by someone who mentioned competitive bhangra troupes.

Like MIT Bhangra. (I’m an amateur.)

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November 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I did mention to Rajni that there was a lunghi dance at Michigan State once.

I’m not sure how well she understood “All The Rajni Fans” line in this song.

Or the racing flag sari.

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November 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM