S B Morrison
@sbmorrison.bsky.social
I'm updating the https://site.sbmorrison.com/ site . . . sometime soon . . .
I'm going to use AI to create lectures from my dead professors so that I can listen to them.
First up: I want to listen to the Harold Bloom lecture about fan fiction. ("My poor child, all fiction is fan fiction.")
First up: I want to listen to the Harold Bloom lecture about fan fiction. ("My poor child, all fiction is fan fiction.")
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I'm going to use AI to create lectures from my dead professors so that I can listen to them.
First up: I want to listen to the Harold Bloom lecture about fan fiction. ("My poor child, all fiction is fan fiction.")
First up: I want to listen to the Harold Bloom lecture about fan fiction. ("My poor child, all fiction is fan fiction.")
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There is beauty everywhere but especially in autumn in Philadelphia! 😻
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
There is beauty everywhere but especially in autumn in Philadelphia! 😻
I mean, if the New Yorker is not publishing your poems, I guess the NYPost is ... just as good?
No?
I mean, obviously, no.
No?
I mean, obviously, no.
November 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I mean, if the New Yorker is not publishing your poems, I guess the NYPost is ... just as good?
No?
I mean, obviously, no.
No?
I mean, obviously, no.
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
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My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
All this means is that the subscription for US-based VPNs is about to go up.
X rolled out a new feature overnight showing where accounts are based. This network of “Trump-supporting independent women” that claimed to be “real Americans” are based in Thailand.
The photos were stolen from European models & posts pushed pro-Trump lines while targeting Islam and LGBTQ people.
The photos were stolen from European models & posts pushed pro-Trump lines while targeting Islam and LGBTQ people.
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
All this means is that the subscription for US-based VPNs is about to go up.
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This is actually a fascinating “cost of labor in the tech sector” dataset…
Meanwhile on Hellsite, who knew all the Elon bots were Nigerian? 🤡
November 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
This is actually a fascinating “cost of labor in the tech sector” dataset…
Every NYer is always pining for the NYC we no longer have ... but, yeah, this is a new level of ridiculousness.
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Every NYer is always pining for the NYC we no longer have ... but, yeah, this is a new level of ridiculousness.
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
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i have sunk
the ship
that was in
lake superior
and which
you were probably
using
for haulage
forgive me
it was November
so laden
and so cold
the ship
that was in
lake superior
and which
you were probably
using
for haulage
forgive me
it was November
so laden
and so cold
November 10, 2025 at 9:42 AM
i have sunk
the ship
that was in
lake superior
and which
you were probably
using
for haulage
forgive me
it was November
so laden
and so cold
the ship
that was in
lake superior
and which
you were probably
using
for haulage
forgive me
it was November
so laden
and so cold
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
I only subscribe for television recommendations and Connections at this point.
November 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I only subscribe for television recommendations and Connections at this point.
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Not, “I regret trying to use my victim’s medical records against her” or even “not listening to voters” is certainly a choice.
Cuomo, the man who resigned in disgrace after a state attorney general’s report found that he had sexually harassed nearly a dozen women, was asked if he had any regrets.
He said he regretted not being better at social media.
He said he regretted not being better at social media.
Zohran Mamdani drags the Democratic Party into the future
This was a local race with national implications, whether the party's leaders liked it or not.
www.motherjones.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Not, “I regret trying to use my victim’s medical records against her” or even “not listening to voters” is certainly a choice.
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DST is a scam by Big Clock to sell more hours
November 3, 2025 at 3:09 AM
DST is a scam by Big Clock to sell more hours
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Happy Halloween! Voted early for Zohran Mamdani, though it could be confusing because my shirt does have what I understand to be Cuomo's campaign slogan.
October 31, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Happy Halloween! Voted early for Zohran Mamdani, though it could be confusing because my shirt does have what I understand to be Cuomo's campaign slogan.
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FUN FACT:
* October 26, 1985 is the day Marty McFly first travels through time in the Back to the Future series
* It's also the date when the Goonies dug underground
* It's also the date when the character Helen Sharp drinks the eternal youth potion in Death Becomes Her
* October 26, 1985 is the day Marty McFly first travels through time in the Back to the Future series
* It's also the date when the Goonies dug underground
* It's also the date when the character Helen Sharp drinks the eternal youth potion in Death Becomes Her
October 26, 2025 at 6:04 AM
FUN FACT:
* October 26, 1985 is the day Marty McFly first travels through time in the Back to the Future series
* It's also the date when the Goonies dug underground
* It's also the date when the character Helen Sharp drinks the eternal youth potion in Death Becomes Her
* October 26, 1985 is the day Marty McFly first travels through time in the Back to the Future series
* It's also the date when the Goonies dug underground
* It's also the date when the character Helen Sharp drinks the eternal youth potion in Death Becomes Her
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The Country Trio were a trio of puppets designed to look like their performers - Jim Henson, Jerry Nelson, & Frank Oz. The exuberance of this performance from THE DICK CAVETT SHOW is infectious...
October 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
The Country Trio were a trio of puppets designed to look like their performers - Jim Henson, Jerry Nelson, & Frank Oz. The exuberance of this performance from THE DICK CAVETT SHOW is infectious...
A click, a search, a click, a search, a click, and dammit, how did I wind up at The Baffler again like this is 1999?
October 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
A click, a search, a click, a search, a click, and dammit, how did I wind up at The Baffler again like this is 1999?
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Oh dang. This is an excellent analogy.
October 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Oh dang. This is an excellent analogy.
An excerpt from: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sorcere...
Sorcerer (film) - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
September 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
An excerpt from: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sorcere...
Apologies to Queen Mary is 20 years old.
It had what I believe was my favorite track that year: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kh8-...
It had what I believe was my favorite track that year: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kh8-...
Wolf Parade - Shine a Light [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
YouTube video by Sub Pop
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September 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Apologies to Queen Mary is 20 years old.
It had what I believe was my favorite track that year: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kh8-...
It had what I believe was my favorite track that year: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kh8-...
Why do earlier years seem more significant?
Somehow this math maths for me...
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMYTfVtU/
Somehow this math maths for me...
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMYTfVtU/
Never mind girl math, this is millennial math #catyears #age #timeisrelative #millenialmath
TikTok video by Elspeth Kirkman | Author
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September 28, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Why do earlier years seem more significant?
Somehow this math maths for me...
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMYTfVtU/
Somehow this math maths for me...
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMYTfVtU/
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I fucking love libraries.
September 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I fucking love libraries.