Jordan Sazant
sazantj.bsky.social
Jordan Sazant
@sazantj.bsky.social
Corporate Restructuring Attorney at Proskauer in Chicago

Canadian born and raised #ElbowsUp

Dodgers, Devils, and Ravens.
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Karoline Leavitt standing in front of her sole job description
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
What a pass by Marky #NJDevils
November 13, 2025 at 5:21 AM
"Vote for me or we'll let the bad people hurt you again" is not a very compelling message
Anyway, I think Dems are right to believe subsidy expiration, because many Americans will suffer and maybe die, is going to hurt Republicans in the midterms. A less harmful way to do well in elections, though, is to offer voters a compelling vision for why they should vote, affirmatively, for you.
November 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it.

Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
so currently defectors are:

Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
No way this lasts longer than a week, I can't imagine a less comfortable or inviting shopping experience. Please do not smile and stare at me
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.

They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.

If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."

🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Read this thread. This is what @katmabu.bsky.social was protesting, and why she repeatedly says getting beaten up by ICE outside is nothing compared to the torture and crimes being committed inside Broadview. These thugs must be held to account.
A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Sandwich man leaving court
November 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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My narcissism recovery is going so well we made a TV show about it
November 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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AOC: We have a future to fight for, and we're either going to do that together or you're going to be left behind. It's not about Progressive. It's not moderate, it's not liberal. This is about do you understand the assignment of fighting fascism right now? And the assignment is you come together…
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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I think everyone on the team should take Yoshi purse shopping
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I don't have words right now. What a series
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Dave gonna put Kershaw on the mound now
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Playoff Kiké time
November 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
The baseball is baseballing too much right now
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
MIGGGGYYYYYY ROOOOO
November 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
For a long time Dave Roberts consistently failed as a manager in the playoffs trying to force a great pitcher to go on short rest for no reason

Unrelated, let's see what Yesavage has
November 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Keep chipping away
November 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Not even close to a swing
November 2, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Okay, the Labatt bat-shaped headpiece is a great beer giveaway
November 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Are we sure that wasn't a foul ball?
November 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Lmao this is so dumb, it's game 7 come on
November 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I don't recognize Muncu if he's not depositing that first pitch in the third deck
November 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Take out Shohei. He never should have started on short rest
November 2, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Hear me out. Glasnow should start anyway
November 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Mookie "Fucking Finally" Betts
November 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM