Bluke Skywalker
@savvyfatty.bsky.social
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I heard y’all was over here givin Gawd the gloreh…
a man wearing a red jacket with the number 24 on it
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November 3, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I heard y’all was over here givin Gawd the gloreh…
Hello! Happy Saturday!
I want Dahntay Jones arrested!
Have a great day!
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I want Dahntay Jones arrested!
Have a great day!
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July 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Hello! Happy Saturday!
I want Dahntay Jones arrested!
Have a great day!
☀️ 😎 🌴
I want Dahntay Jones arrested!
Have a great day!
☀️ 😎 🌴
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Do it grip like an African Braider is insanity. SAVED.
I get quoted the most but these my favs lmfaooo
July 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Do it grip like an African Braider is insanity. SAVED.
When you’re out in the club, don’t think I love and need and wantchu, baybeh
July 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
When you’re out in the club, don’t think I love and need and wantchu, baybeh
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you and that lady marmalade
July 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
you and that lady marmalade
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When she make it clap for the first time:
Is that thunder?
July 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
When she make it clap for the first time:
SAME, ‘cept I’m nobody’s knitter
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I have recently grown bored/overlwhelmed with *gestures broadly* so I am now pivoting to hard drugs and knitting tysm.
July 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
SAME, ‘cept I’m nobody’s knitter
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Why I gotta have THREEEEE different sosha meedjas just to talk to my SM franz?
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July 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Why I gotta have THREEEEE different sosha meedjas just to talk to my SM franz?
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I have to remodel my life.
All I got is one nail, no hammer.
All I got is one nail, no hammer.
July 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I have to remodel my life.
All I got is one nail, no hammer.
All I got is one nail, no hammer.
Come in and violate what we consider sacred?!
We ALL need to be more like Lake Lanier
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We ALL need to be more like Lake Lanier
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July 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Come in and violate what we consider sacred?!
We ALL need to be more like Lake Lanier
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We ALL need to be more like Lake Lanier
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the strawberriest strawberry sorbet: fresh strawberries, roasted strawberries, strawberry powder, candied strawberries, freeze-dried strawberries
July 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
the strawberriest strawberry sorbet: fresh strawberries, roasted strawberries, strawberry powder, candied strawberries, freeze-dried strawberries
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Jazmine Sullivan and LL Cool J canceled their performances at the welcome America festival. made in America may never come back. roots picnic was a shit show this year. why, it’s almost as if trying to make Philadelphia into a rich person’s/ influencer’s playground isn’t working.
July 4, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Jazmine Sullivan and LL Cool J canceled their performances at the welcome America festival. made in America may never come back. roots picnic was a shit show this year. why, it’s almost as if trying to make Philadelphia into a rich person’s/ influencer’s playground isn’t working.
69.
My fellow single folks, on a scale of 1-10 how hard is to find someone you wanna have adult time with?
June 29, 2025 at 12:18 PM
69.
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That lady on TikTok said the Salem Witch Trials were a land grab to steal land from single women and I haven’t stopped thinking about it.
June 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
That lady on TikTok said the Salem Witch Trials were a land grab to steal land from single women and I haven’t stopped thinking about it.
I’m only watching #nellyandashanti cuz Ashanti is mad pretty and THICK AS THE FUCKS.
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And also cuz Nelly’s barber ain’t had to use his imagination, nor take any skills improvement courses, in over a quarter of a century
#nellyandashantiwebelongtogether
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And also cuz Nelly’s barber ain’t had to use his imagination, nor take any skills improvement courses, in over a quarter of a century
#nellyandashantiwebelongtogether
June 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I’m only watching #nellyandashanti cuz Ashanti is mad pretty and THICK AS THE FUCKS.
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And also cuz Nelly’s barber ain’t had to use his imagination, nor take any skills improvement courses, in over a quarter of a century
#nellyandashantiwebelongtogether
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And also cuz Nelly’s barber ain’t had to use his imagination, nor take any skills improvement courses, in over a quarter of a century
#nellyandashantiwebelongtogether
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I've never heard of buddy either but we ride at dawn cause what the FUCK
COUNT YO MF DAYS, NICKELODEON!!!!!!!
June 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I've never heard of buddy either but we ride at dawn cause what the FUCK
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In this economy, having any form of stable employment is not something to shame — it’s something to respect. The arrogance in job shaming shows a deep disconnect from reality and privilege. Work is work
June 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
In this economy, having any form of stable employment is not something to shame — it’s something to respect. The arrogance in job shaming shows a deep disconnect from reality and privilege. Work is work
Every year I look for Farrah Fawcett to resurrect and pick another death date
June 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Every year I look for Farrah Fawcett to resurrect and pick another death date
I need to be over here more.
Y’all got useful information…and SENSE.
Y’all got useful information…and SENSE.
June 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I need to be over here more.
Y’all got useful information…and SENSE.
Y’all got useful information…and SENSE.
THE ICON.
THE LEGEND.
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THE LEGEND.
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RIP Eva bka the lady in the front row on Showtime at the Apollo
June 23, 2025 at 12:30 PM
THE ICON.
THE LEGEND.
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THE LEGEND.
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Things u shouldn’t say but feel strongly:
All churches are parts of cults. That is the nature of them. All of ‘em.
All churches are parts of cults. That is the nature of them. All of ‘em.
Man, the way my first church resembled a cult… we were literally practicing responses for when we were asked why we left
Church kids saying no to this will always make me chuckle. Honey you are grown and still have not evaluated your experience or escaped.
June 23, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Things u shouldn’t say but feel strongly:
All churches are parts of cults. That is the nature of them. All of ‘em.
All churches are parts of cults. That is the nature of them. All of ‘em.
The words will be rapped along to cuz I didn’t come to a museum.
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I came to PORDEE.
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I came to PORDEE.
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June 22, 2025 at 1:11 PM
The words will be rapped along to cuz I didn’t come to a museum.
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I came to PORDEE.
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I came to PORDEE.
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DAYGO! STAND UP!
May 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
DAYGO! STAND UP!
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