SassyBritches
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They told me people here were nicer, so not sure how well I'll fit in. I will quote you in my post.
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The EPA is starting to allow the use of pesticides containing PFAS on food.
The move is part of an effort to roll back the regulation of what are called "forever chemicals" because they don't break down easily in the environment.
November 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The EPA is starting to allow the use of pesticides containing PFAS on food.
The move is part of an effort to roll back the regulation of what are called "forever chemicals" because they don't break down easily in the environment.
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Tyson is closing a Nebraska plant that employs 3,200 workers in order to “right-size” its business.
The meatpacking giant paid its CEO $22.7M last year, 525x its median employee's pay.
It also spent $196M in stock buybacks to reward shareholders.
Textbook corporate greed.
The meatpacking giant paid its CEO $22.7M last year, 525x its median employee's pay.
It also spent $196M in stock buybacks to reward shareholders.
Textbook corporate greed.
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Tyson is closing a Nebraska plant that employs 3,200 workers in order to “right-size” its business.
The meatpacking giant paid its CEO $22.7M last year, 525x its median employee's pay.
It also spent $196M in stock buybacks to reward shareholders.
Textbook corporate greed.
The meatpacking giant paid its CEO $22.7M last year, 525x its median employee's pay.
It also spent $196M in stock buybacks to reward shareholders.
Textbook corporate greed.
Coworker: you're in a good mood today 🥰
Yeah, it's cause I remembered to take all my meds. Enjoy it while it lasts!
Yeah, it's cause I remembered to take all my meds. Enjoy it while it lasts!
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Coworker: you're in a good mood today 🥰
Yeah, it's cause I remembered to take all my meds. Enjoy it while it lasts!
Yeah, it's cause I remembered to take all my meds. Enjoy it while it lasts!
Quick reminder for some of you "Christians": gluttony just isn't about eating. Gluttony is the excessive and greedy consumption of food, drink, or other things to the point of waste and lack of self-control.That includes having 12 Stanley cups and 32 lip glosses.
November 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Quick reminder for some of you "Christians": gluttony just isn't about eating. Gluttony is the excessive and greedy consumption of food, drink, or other things to the point of waste and lack of self-control.That includes having 12 Stanley cups and 32 lip glosses.
My company bragging about giving 150k to 3 veteran charities (50k each, not 150k each) after profiting over 70 billion last year is why I hate corporate America.
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
My company bragging about giving 150k to 3 veteran charities (50k each, not 150k each) after profiting over 70 billion last year is why I hate corporate America.
Timeliness refresh. Zeppelin says hello
October 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Timeliness refresh. Zeppelin says hello
That awkward moment when the fate of the world is being discussed and you realize the people around you have no idea who you really are.
October 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
That awkward moment when the fate of the world is being discussed and you realize the people around you have no idea who you really are.
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Halloween is going to be weird now that there are scary masked people on the streets all year long.
October 6, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Halloween is going to be weird now that there are scary masked people on the streets all year long.
I don't know where taco bell is getting the nuggets for their commercial but they're definitely not the ones they're serving. 😐
May 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I don't know where taco bell is getting the nuggets for their commercial but they're definitely not the ones they're serving. 😐
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A reminder for these times.
March 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
A reminder for these times.
Is it just me, or is it weird that we no longer have any JWB's or LHO's running around here?
March 2, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Is it just me, or is it weird that we no longer have any JWB's or LHO's running around here?
"Well, the dog chased a hen into the house, and now she's stuck in the laundry"
Is the most southern thing I've said today
Is the most southern thing I've said today
February 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
"Well, the dog chased a hen into the house, and now she's stuck in the laundry"
Is the most southern thing I've said today
Is the most southern thing I've said today
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If I had a dollar for every time I realized someone was flirting with me, I still only have the 17 cents I found in the bottom of the washer.
February 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
If I had a dollar for every time I realized someone was flirting with me, I still only have the 17 cents I found in the bottom of the washer.
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Hold the fuck on — the Department of Government Efficiency, the entity which claims its mission is to end “wasteful spending”, was given SEVEN MILLION TAXPAYER DOLLARS to cover its “expenses” in the span of a single week?!?!
Are you fucking kidding me?!?
Are you fucking kidding me?!?
February 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Hold the fuck on — the Department of Government Efficiency, the entity which claims its mission is to end “wasteful spending”, was given SEVEN MILLION TAXPAYER DOLLARS to cover its “expenses” in the span of a single week?!?!
Are you fucking kidding me?!?
Are you fucking kidding me?!?
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If I died and went straight to hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn't in America anymore.
February 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
If I died and went straight to hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn't in America anymore.
I just spent 15 minutes listening to someone praise DOGE for "all the money they're finding"
Sir, it is not even 7am
Side note: I'm starting to think a test on how the government works should be required before being allowed to vote.
Sir, it is not even 7am
Side note: I'm starting to think a test on how the government works should be required before being allowed to vote.
February 7, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I just spent 15 minutes listening to someone praise DOGE for "all the money they're finding"
Sir, it is not even 7am
Side note: I'm starting to think a test on how the government works should be required before being allowed to vote.
Sir, it is not even 7am
Side note: I'm starting to think a test on how the government works should be required before being allowed to vote.
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Elon Musk is a terrible president.
February 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Elon Musk is a terrible president.
"The Founders were keenly aware of the danger of a Congress divorced from the realities of the rest of the country."
Just a reminder that politicians used to keep regular jobs and only convened for votes and discussions.
Just a reminder that politicians used to keep regular jobs and only convened for votes and discussions.
February 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
"The Founders were keenly aware of the danger of a Congress divorced from the realities of the rest of the country."
Just a reminder that politicians used to keep regular jobs and only convened for votes and discussions.
Just a reminder that politicians used to keep regular jobs and only convened for votes and discussions.
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You know that saying “80 million people can’t be wrong” well that’s complete bullshit
February 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
You know that saying “80 million people can’t be wrong” well that’s complete bullshit
Fake news is fake news.
It doesn't matter what side you're on, stop reposting BS just because it looks bad for the other side.
We need the truth right now, not propaganda battles.
It doesn't matter what side you're on, stop reposting BS just because it looks bad for the other side.
We need the truth right now, not propaganda battles.
January 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Fake news is fake news.
It doesn't matter what side you're on, stop reposting BS just because it looks bad for the other side.
We need the truth right now, not propaganda battles.
It doesn't matter what side you're on, stop reposting BS just because it looks bad for the other side.
We need the truth right now, not propaganda battles.
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The tart in me recognises the skank in you.
January 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The tart in me recognises the skank in you.
My take for 2025:
ALL tinfoil hat/conspiracy theories are now deemed "plausible"
ALL tinfoil hat/conspiracy theories are now deemed "plausible"
January 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
My take for 2025:
ALL tinfoil hat/conspiracy theories are now deemed "plausible"
ALL tinfoil hat/conspiracy theories are now deemed "plausible"
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What if we just didn’t go back to TikTok? The ghosting, the lack of care—it’s giving toxic. Trump “saving us”? Yikes. What if we stay here, chill on YouTube, and look for a platform that treats us right? Feels like time for a healthier digital relationship.
January 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
What if we just didn’t go back to TikTok? The ghosting, the lack of care—it’s giving toxic. Trump “saving us”? Yikes. What if we stay here, chill on YouTube, and look for a platform that treats us right? Feels like time for a healthier digital relationship.
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I need a farmers market that starts at noon
January 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I need a farmers market that starts at noon
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TikTok is gone. I miss my Chinese spy so much right now. We normally had coffee together in the morning.
January 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
TikTok is gone. I miss my Chinese spy so much right now. We normally had coffee together in the morning.