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Sashy
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Bringing a certain je nais se quois to the timeline
Just got gathered by the estate agent via email with my man on cc.

Trevor you are not one of the girls.
March 21, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Watching my man nap on the sofa, he cute 🐣
March 15, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Mama you missed your eyes w the fake tan mitt
January 3, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Listened to the ‘I who have never known men’ audiobook and it’s now my favourite book, will now have to read it to lock it in and make it legitimate.
January 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I’m the only one left fighting the good fight on Bluesky, can my followers all buck their ideas up please.
January 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Stephen Bunting has my whole heart #titanium #LetsGoBuntingMental
January 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Oscar’s just told me we are watching darts for the millionth night in a row
January 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Miss Katsu Minaj has the devil in her today.

Not what Jesus would have wanted on his birthday.
December 25, 2024 at 11:07 AM
December 24, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Supposed to be going carol singing in the village tonight but have rekt my throat by chonging the living daylights out of a pineapple ice Lost Mary last night. Can’t let the village down though.
December 24, 2024 at 12:29 PM
You know you’re getting old when you have to have an emergency rennie before a night out
December 23, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Love a big shop
December 19, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Time for bed
December 18, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Train conductor just caught me serving face in the opposite window
December 18, 2024 at 7:21 AM
I know a cornichon hates to see me coming
December 14, 2024 at 6:28 PM
I’ve been up to my usual tricks and as a result I’m not feeling my merry best #dailyupdate
December 14, 2024 at 11:28 AM
Was not aware that Aled Jones had multiple Christmas albums … that’s my night sorted
December 12, 2024 at 8:24 PM
O come all ye faithful is the best Christmas song
December 12, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Drinking some riesling and watching instagram reels, what the fuck is up 💯🔥😤
December 12, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Will my husband ever return from war (black tie work Christmas party)?
December 10, 2024 at 9:47 PM
I know in my heart I'm like that Olympian who just did a park run or something, but I just haven't been discovered yet. No scouts in Cheddington I fear.
December 10, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Just saw this lil fellas face and had to donate 😭 Pls also donate: www.unicef.org.uk/donate/child...
December 10, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Texting my younger sister is just like shouting into the void, that bitch don’t reply.
December 10, 2024 at 11:02 AM
Having a lot of holes poked in my mojito rating system, not sure where to go from here.
December 7, 2024 at 4:09 PM