Sarah
@sarbucks.bsky.social
I just want a place to talk about sports and TV where I don't feel unbridled rage every time I log on
Legitimately thought my brother and I were the only ones who remembered this movie deadline.com/2025/07/josh...
Josh Gad & Andrew Rannells To Star In ‘Stay Tuned’ Comedy Series Based On John Ritter Movie In Works At Hulu
Hulu is developing Stay Tuned, a comedy series based on the 1992 cult classic film, headlined and executive produced by Josh Gad and Andrew Rannells.
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July 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Legitimately thought my brother and I were the only ones who remembered this movie deadline.com/2025/07/josh...
Happy 10-year anniversary to that Saturday when the NFL Draft, Kentucky Derby, Clippers-Spurs Game 7, and Mayweather-Pacquiao were all happening. We lived to tell the tale.
May 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Happy 10-year anniversary to that Saturday when the NFL Draft, Kentucky Derby, Clippers-Spurs Game 7, and Mayweather-Pacquiao were all happening. We lived to tell the tale.
I needed a post-draft mind cleanse, so I put the TV on a random Buffy episode I found and guess what, it's the one where Pedro Pascal dies
April 25, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I needed a post-draft mind cleanse, so I put the TV on a random Buffy episode I found and guess what, it's the one where Pedro Pascal dies
Having a wild Friday night here (took Sudafed, doing my taxes, listening to the new Bon Iver album)
April 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Having a wild Friday night here (took Sudafed, doing my taxes, listening to the new Bon Iver album)
Open bar at this wedding reception? Don’t mind if I do: one cold brew please
March 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Open bar at this wedding reception? Don’t mind if I do: one cold brew please
Earlier this week: “Wish I had more time to catch up with all the Oscar movies!”
*days later wakes up with a wrenched neck and can hardly move*
The monkey paw got me again … but hey, Anora was great
*days later wakes up with a wrenched neck and can hardly move*
The monkey paw got me again … but hey, Anora was great
February 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Earlier this week: “Wish I had more time to catch up with all the Oscar movies!”
*days later wakes up with a wrenched neck and can hardly move*
The monkey paw got me again … but hey, Anora was great
*days later wakes up with a wrenched neck and can hardly move*
The monkey paw got me again … but hey, Anora was great
Thinking about getting this shirt and not even for Ohio State purposes
January 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Thinking about getting this shirt and not even for Ohio State purposes
I truly felt that Ohio State would win it all about halfway through the third quarter of the Tennessee game.
But I knew for sure last week when I saw this:
But I knew for sure last week when I saw this:
January 21, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I truly felt that Ohio State would win it all about halfway through the third quarter of the Tennessee game.
But I knew for sure last week when I saw this:
But I knew for sure last week when I saw this:
Jan 2015: Ohio State wins the first CFP title
Jan 2025: Ohio State win the first 12-team CFP title
Gotta keep expanding every year so OSU is forever national champs.
It's 2040. Coach JT Barrett leads Ohio State to its 15th straight title. Climate change has been defeated, world peace achieved
Jan 2025: Ohio State win the first 12-team CFP title
Gotta keep expanding every year so OSU is forever national champs.
It's 2040. Coach JT Barrett leads Ohio State to its 15th straight title. Climate change has been defeated, world peace achieved
January 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Jan 2015: Ohio State wins the first CFP title
Jan 2025: Ohio State win the first 12-team CFP title
Gotta keep expanding every year so OSU is forever national champs.
It's 2040. Coach JT Barrett leads Ohio State to its 15th straight title. Climate change has been defeated, world peace achieved
Jan 2025: Ohio State win the first 12-team CFP title
Gotta keep expanding every year so OSU is forever national champs.
It's 2040. Coach JT Barrett leads Ohio State to its 15th straight title. Climate change has been defeated, world peace achieved
lmao, gonna need an all-day IV of Xanax to get through January 20
January 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
lmao, gonna need an all-day IV of Xanax to get through January 20
My Dec. 2023 in a nutshell:
-dog surgery
-major plumbing repairs
-mad about sports
My Dec. 2024 in a nutshell:
-dog surgery
-major plumbing repairs
-mad about sports
The simulation is getting lazy!
-dog surgery
-major plumbing repairs
-mad about sports
My Dec. 2024 in a nutshell:
-dog surgery
-major plumbing repairs
-mad about sports
The simulation is getting lazy!
December 12, 2024 at 11:55 PM
My Dec. 2023 in a nutshell:
-dog surgery
-major plumbing repairs
-mad about sports
My Dec. 2024 in a nutshell:
-dog surgery
-major plumbing repairs
-mad about sports
The simulation is getting lazy!
-dog surgery
-major plumbing repairs
-mad about sports
My Dec. 2024 in a nutshell:
-dog surgery
-major plumbing repairs
-mad about sports
The simulation is getting lazy!
Something I like to do when my team is blowing out an opponent is give the players nicknames.
Juni Mobley = The Bear (because he's cookin')
Evan Mahaffey = Steely Dan (because he does the Dirty Work)
Devin Royal = Lord (male spelling of Lorde)
Bruce Thornton = The Boss (obvious)
Meechie = Meechie
Juni Mobley = The Bear (because he's cookin')
Evan Mahaffey = Steely Dan (because he does the Dirty Work)
Devin Royal = Lord (male spelling of Lorde)
Bruce Thornton = The Boss (obvious)
Meechie = Meechie
November 23, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Something I like to do when my team is blowing out an opponent is give the players nicknames.
Juni Mobley = The Bear (because he's cookin')
Evan Mahaffey = Steely Dan (because he does the Dirty Work)
Devin Royal = Lord (male spelling of Lorde)
Bruce Thornton = The Boss (obvious)
Meechie = Meechie
Juni Mobley = The Bear (because he's cookin')
Evan Mahaffey = Steely Dan (because he does the Dirty Work)
Devin Royal = Lord (male spelling of Lorde)
Bruce Thornton = The Boss (obvious)
Meechie = Meechie
Yesterday: Why did I buy this Bissell Little Green? I've used it once in three years!
Today: Ooh, look at this dustbuster on sale...
Today: Ooh, look at this dustbuster on sale...
November 22, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Yesterday: Why did I buy this Bissell Little Green? I've used it once in three years!
Today: Ooh, look at this dustbuster on sale...
Today: Ooh, look at this dustbuster on sale...
This whole time I thought it was the other Paul brother who was fighting Mike Tyson.
The same thing has happened to me before, and it will happen again because I promise I will never learn the difference between the two. NEVER!
The same thing has happened to me before, and it will happen again because I promise I will never learn the difference between the two. NEVER!
November 16, 2024 at 6:32 AM
This whole time I thought it was the other Paul brother who was fighting Mike Tyson.
The same thing has happened to me before, and it will happen again because I promise I will never learn the difference between the two. NEVER!
The same thing has happened to me before, and it will happen again because I promise I will never learn the difference between the two. NEVER!
At least Ohio State understood this week’s assignment: complete game in all three phases, a rare stress-free outing
November 9, 2024 at 8:24 PM
At least Ohio State understood this week’s assignment: complete game in all three phases, a rare stress-free outing
I had been holding on to my old Twitter account for work/nostalgia reasons, but when I went to finally deactivate, I had absolutely zero hesitation
November 7, 2024 at 10:51 PM
I had been holding on to my old Twitter account for work/nostalgia reasons, but when I went to finally deactivate, I had absolutely zero hesitation
My voting "selfie" this year:
October 22, 2024 at 7:50 PM
My voting "selfie" this year:
I don't care how good it is, if someone bought me hair pasta as a gift, I'd consider it an act of war
October 17, 2024 at 9:57 PM
I don't care how good it is, if someone bought me hair pasta as a gift, I'd consider it an act of war
See? The refs have always loved Miami!
September 28, 2024 at 3:33 AM
See? The refs have always loved Miami!
Chekhov’s gun, but instead of a gun it’s one of the neighborhood skunks you’ve seen all summer finally spraying your dogs right before midnight on the first day of fall
September 23, 2024 at 6:03 AM
Chekhov’s gun, but instead of a gun it’s one of the neighborhood skunks you’ve seen all summer finally spraying your dogs right before midnight on the first day of fall
Characters on The Bear talking about cooking for others: It feeds my soul, it’s my love language, my life’s purpose, the reason I get out of bed every day
Me, when asked “what’s for dinner?”: I WILL KILL YOU
Me, when asked “what’s for dinner?”: I WILL KILL YOU
September 6, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Characters on The Bear talking about cooking for others: It feeds my soul, it’s my love language, my life’s purpose, the reason I get out of bed every day
Me, when asked “what’s for dinner?”: I WILL KILL YOU
Me, when asked “what’s for dinner?”: I WILL KILL YOU
Adding Ralph Macchio to my "Go Bucks" roster
August 30, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Adding Ralph Macchio to my "Go Bucks" roster
I get pretty frustrated with people online -- who have only set foot in the Midwest that time they went to Chicago for a weekend -- stereotyping Ohio State fans in ways that I don't even recognize.
That said, if it helps unite voters against Trump/Vance, then I can live with it
That said, if it helps unite voters against Trump/Vance, then I can live with it
August 15, 2024 at 10:58 PM
I get pretty frustrated with people online -- who have only set foot in the Midwest that time they went to Chicago for a weekend -- stereotyping Ohio State fans in ways that I don't even recognize.
That said, if it helps unite voters against Trump/Vance, then I can live with it
That said, if it helps unite voters against Trump/Vance, then I can live with it
I just discovered the names of the two main male characters in "It Ends With Us," and I definitely wasn't ready for that info.
(If you're curious, and I swear I'm not making this up: Ryle Kincaid and Atlas Corrigan)
(If you're curious, and I swear I'm not making this up: Ryle Kincaid and Atlas Corrigan)
August 8, 2024 at 3:23 AM
I just discovered the names of the two main male characters in "It Ends With Us," and I definitely wasn't ready for that info.
(If you're curious, and I swear I'm not making this up: Ryle Kincaid and Atlas Corrigan)
(If you're curious, and I swear I'm not making this up: Ryle Kincaid and Atlas Corrigan)
Well, I think my nerves are ready for football season after I just watched the men's 100m final + Carmen's Crew win the TBT in a super stressful 10-minute span
August 4, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Well, I think my nerves are ready for football season after I just watched the men's 100m final + Carmen's Crew win the TBT in a super stressful 10-minute span