Sanguine Reality
sanguinereality.bsky.social
Sanguine Reality
@sanguinereality.bsky.social
Austin,Texas
Blue collar dude who is also just a chill guy.
I’m into geopolitics, government procurement, and always yapping.
We should use the Truman tactic of saying “if you vote for Nixon, you outta just go to hell” next election to just see what happens. Literally flame the fuck out of these people.
March 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Macron corrects Trump after he claims "Europe is loaning the money to Ukraine. They get their money back."
February 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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His followers are like, “Surely there must be some mistake, he said only THEIR lives would be ruined. I’d better message the president and let him know.”

We’re in the denial and bargaining stage folks.
February 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
At least AfD got their shit kicked in today in Germanys elections. Get fucked losers.
February 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I am not sure how we recover from the damage being wrought upon us by these ghouls. Seriously, I am more and more becoming so fucking blackpilled. Over 1/3 of this countries population are legitimately insane and live in a completely separate reality. They are a death cult.
February 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Birds crowd in New Orleans. Lmao it sounds like every South Philadelphian bought tickets to the game and the few who couldn't get tickets robbed the Chiefs fans on the walk to the stadium.
February 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Waiting for a homeless person to ask trump where he got his shoes from since his stupid ass is in NOLA
February 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
My portfolio is getting fucking torched today kill me
February 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Reminder that a tariff is a tax.

Trump is raising your taxes.
February 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
We are so fucking cooked oh my goddddd
February 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
January 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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ive gotten word that there are two hideous eastern european men in a culvers parking lot trying to light a dead bird on fire . stay safe all
January 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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yes hello robot i need 3 four bars of Xanax a day and 60 Dilaudids per week tyvm
What the fuck is this? AI qualifying as a prescriber?
January 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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i sent an email to DOGE and suggested replacing the entire Department of Defense with Warhammer 40,000 miniatures but they actually did the math and it turns out that would be much more expensive
January 23, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Just flew into New Orleans and holy shit did they get some snow.
January 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Getting FOMO from all the friends in Louisiana enjoying their snow. Austin just got Ice 😭😭
January 22, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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January 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Holy shit this nation is a fucking clown show just fucking end me already.
January 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Me to mutuals on TikTok.
January 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Mood this year
January 15, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide
January 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I wanna go back to bed
January 14, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Me looking at the bartender as I ask for my 8th shot. (I am blacking out)
January 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Mr. Gorbachav, tear up these walls.
January 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
What really fucking sucks is that no one even talks policy anymore because the MAGA movement couldn’t give a shit about policy. It’s alll vibes from here on out.
January 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM