Sandip Mahal
@sandipmahal.bsky.social
🎭Film and Video Editor
😂Comedy Screenwriter
😭Drama Screenwriter
Avid Media Composer | Adobe Premiere Pro | Final Draft
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2241452/
😂Comedy Screenwriter
😭Drama Screenwriter
Avid Media Composer | Adobe Premiere Pro | Final Draft
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2241452/
When Trump tries to explain China to Xi… sir, please.
#donaldtrumpmemes #comedy #america #maga #laratrump #meme #fyp #trending #china
#donaldtrumpmemes #comedy #america #maga #laratrump #meme #fyp #trending #china
November 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
When Trump tries to explain China to Xi… sir, please.
#donaldtrumpmemes #comedy #america #maga #laratrump #meme #fyp #trending #china
#donaldtrumpmemes #comedy #america #maga #laratrump #meme #fyp #trending #china
Wife comment as she walks in and out of the movie to do stuff…
#shakespeare #nakedgun #comedy #familyguy #paramountpictures
#shakespeare #nakedgun #comedy #familyguy #paramountpictures
October 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Wife comment as she walks in and out of the movie to do stuff…
#shakespeare #nakedgun #comedy #familyguy #paramountpictures
#shakespeare #nakedgun #comedy #familyguy #paramountpictures
Wow… Primark have unveiled their Kristi Noem “fascistica-chic” range.
Interesting
Interesting
October 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Wow… Primark have unveiled their Kristi Noem “fascistica-chic” range.
Interesting
Interesting
The new TRON movie’s marketing department are showing brazen honesty 😳
October 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The new TRON movie’s marketing department are showing brazen honesty 😳
“Won” this award in 2013 and I still think this is my proudest achievement….
You would have to have worked with me to understand…
#award #bafta #mileyraycyrus #winning #tigerblood
You would have to have worked with me to understand…
#award #bafta #mileyraycyrus #winning #tigerblood
October 10, 2025 at 8:44 AM
“Won” this award in 2013 and I still think this is my proudest achievement….
You would have to have worked with me to understand…
#award #bafta #mileyraycyrus #winning #tigerblood
You would have to have worked with me to understand…
#award #bafta #mileyraycyrus #winning #tigerblood
Today we say goodbye to one of the great icons of cinema. Claudia Cardinale’s presence on screen was at once luminous and powerful, unforgettable in every role she chose.
Her performance in Sergio Leone’s Once Upon a Time in the West remains sublime and eternal .
Her performance in Sergio Leone’s Once Upon a Time in the West remains sublime and eternal .
September 25, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Today we say goodbye to one of the great icons of cinema. Claudia Cardinale’s presence on screen was at once luminous and powerful, unforgettable in every role she chose.
Her performance in Sergio Leone’s Once Upon a Time in the West remains sublime and eternal .
Her performance in Sergio Leone’s Once Upon a Time in the West remains sublime and eternal .
Just had the greatest idea 💡—rebrand the Terminator franchise for local markets.
Forget “I’ll be back”, now it’s “I’ll be back… after tea” 🍵😂
This is gonna be a franchise killer app… literally. 🤖🔥
#TheLocalinator #IWillBeBackBruh #MarketTerminator #ComedySkynet #HastaLaVistaBaby
Forget “I’ll be back”, now it’s “I’ll be back… after tea” 🍵😂
This is gonna be a franchise killer app… literally. 🤖🔥
#TheLocalinator #IWillBeBackBruh #MarketTerminator #ComedySkynet #HastaLaVistaBaby
September 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Just had the greatest idea 💡—rebrand the Terminator franchise for local markets.
Forget “I’ll be back”, now it’s “I’ll be back… after tea” 🍵😂
This is gonna be a franchise killer app… literally. 🤖🔥
#TheLocalinator #IWillBeBackBruh #MarketTerminator #ComedySkynet #HastaLaVistaBaby
Forget “I’ll be back”, now it’s “I’ll be back… after tea” 🍵😂
This is gonna be a franchise killer app… literally. 🤖🔥
#TheLocalinator #IWillBeBackBruh #MarketTerminator #ComedySkynet #HastaLaVistaBaby
Poor old Peter Mandelson… 🚫📉
Cancelled for being Machiavelli’s long-lost genetic brother 🧬😈
#Cancelled #MachiavelliVibes #PoliticalDrama #ComedyPost #SavageHistory #ModernProblems #DarkHumour 😂👀
Cancelled for being Machiavelli’s long-lost genetic brother 🧬😈
#Cancelled #MachiavelliVibes #PoliticalDrama #ComedyPost #SavageHistory #ModernProblems #DarkHumour 😂👀
September 21, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Poor old Peter Mandelson… 🚫📉
Cancelled for being Machiavelli’s long-lost genetic brother 🧬😈
#Cancelled #MachiavelliVibes #PoliticalDrama #ComedyPost #SavageHistory #ModernProblems #DarkHumour 😂👀
Cancelled for being Machiavelli’s long-lost genetic brother 🧬😈
#Cancelled #MachiavelliVibes #PoliticalDrama #ComedyPost #SavageHistory #ModernProblems #DarkHumour 😂👀
Ozzy Osbourne in Heaven – Part 3 ✨👼
It’s strange that the Prince of Darkness 🤘🖤 spent his whole career being a nice guy… and ended up in heaven! 😂☁️
Turns out, even angels need a little rock & roll. 🎸😇
L
It’s strange that the Prince of Darkness 🤘🖤 spent his whole career being a nice guy… and ended up in heaven! 😂☁️
Turns out, even angels need a little rock & roll. 🎸😇
L
September 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Ozzy Osbourne in Heaven – Part 3 ✨👼
It’s strange that the Prince of Darkness 🤘🖤 spent his whole career being a nice guy… and ended up in heaven! 😂☁️
Turns out, even angels need a little rock & roll. 🎸😇
L
It’s strange that the Prince of Darkness 🤘🖤 spent his whole career being a nice guy… and ended up in heaven! 😂☁️
Turns out, even angels need a little rock & roll. 🎸😇
L
New Fuzzy Dice Sketch:
It was a sad day when Ozzy Osbourne passed away… but I can’t help imagining him at the Pearly Gates just looking around, completely bemused. Like—‘how the hell did I get in here?!’ 😂
The man is a legend!
#shorts #ozzyosbourne #princeofdarkness #comedy #sketch
It was a sad day when Ozzy Osbourne passed away… but I can’t help imagining him at the Pearly Gates just looking around, completely bemused. Like—‘how the hell did I get in here?!’ 😂
The man is a legend!
#shorts #ozzyosbourne #princeofdarkness #comedy #sketch
September 5, 2025 at 2:33 PM
New Fuzzy Dice Sketch:
It was a sad day when Ozzy Osbourne passed away… but I can’t help imagining him at the Pearly Gates just looking around, completely bemused. Like—‘how the hell did I get in here?!’ 😂
The man is a legend!
#shorts #ozzyosbourne #princeofdarkness #comedy #sketch
It was a sad day when Ozzy Osbourne passed away… but I can’t help imagining him at the Pearly Gates just looking around, completely bemused. Like—‘how the hell did I get in here?!’ 😂
The man is a legend!
#shorts #ozzyosbourne #princeofdarkness #comedy #sketch
Who knew handing out leaflets could turn into a full contact sport? 🤦♂️ Only one man could turn the world’s easiest job into a fight scene from Fast & Furious. 💀😂
#ComedyGold #OnlyMe #HowDidThisHappen #EpicFail #StreetDrama #AccidentalHero #ClownEnergy #DailyStruggle #WhenLifeAttacks #SendHelp 😂
#ComedyGold #OnlyMe #HowDidThisHappen #EpicFail #StreetDrama #AccidentalHero #ClownEnergy #DailyStruggle #WhenLifeAttacks #SendHelp 😂
August 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Who knew handing out leaflets could turn into a full contact sport? 🤦♂️ Only one man could turn the world’s easiest job into a fight scene from Fast & Furious. 💀😂
#ComedyGold #OnlyMe #HowDidThisHappen #EpicFail #StreetDrama #AccidentalHero #ClownEnergy #DailyStruggle #WhenLifeAttacks #SendHelp 😂
#ComedyGold #OnlyMe #HowDidThisHappen #EpicFail #StreetDrama #AccidentalHero #ClownEnergy #DailyStruggle #WhenLifeAttacks #SendHelp 😂
Dear Daily Mail
You accidentally put some rogue quotation marks in your deadline… I have corrected that.
You’re welcome
#dailymail #newspaper
You accidentally put some rogue quotation marks in your deadline… I have corrected that.
You’re welcome
#dailymail #newspaper
August 22, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Dear Daily Mail
You accidentally put some rogue quotation marks in your deadline… I have corrected that.
You’re welcome
#dailymail #newspaper
You accidentally put some rogue quotation marks in your deadline… I have corrected that.
You’re welcome
#dailymail #newspaper
David Walliams will no doubt take this in good humour — after all, his life has been anything but ordinary! From bestselling author to cheeky comedian, his extraordinary journey continues to entertain and inspire. 📚🎭😂”
#DavidWalliams #ComedyLegend #FunnyMan #GoodHumour #short #shorts
#DavidWalliams #ComedyLegend #FunnyMan #GoodHumour #short #shorts
August 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
David Walliams will no doubt take this in good humour — after all, his life has been anything but ordinary! From bestselling author to cheeky comedian, his extraordinary journey continues to entertain and inspire. 📚🎭😂”
#DavidWalliams #ComedyLegend #FunnyMan #GoodHumour #short #shorts
#DavidWalliams #ComedyLegend #FunnyMan #GoodHumour #short #shorts
August 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Tracey Emin has gone back to basics.
Basics being… exactly what she did years ago,
but now in a post–Liz Truss, Boris Johnson world. 🌍💡📶
#TraceyEmin #BackToBasics #ModernArt #SameButDifferent #GlowUp #ArtHumor #ArtsyJokes #GalleryGiggles #ContemporaryArt #PostPostModern
Basics being… exactly what she did years ago,
but now in a post–Liz Truss, Boris Johnson world. 🌍💡📶
#TraceyEmin #BackToBasics #ModernArt #SameButDifferent #GlowUp #ArtHumor #ArtsyJokes #GalleryGiggles #ContemporaryArt #PostPostModern
August 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Tracey Emin has gone back to basics.
Basics being… exactly what she did years ago,
but now in a post–Liz Truss, Boris Johnson world. 🌍💡📶
#TraceyEmin #BackToBasics #ModernArt #SameButDifferent #GlowUp #ArtHumor #ArtsyJokes #GalleryGiggles #ContemporaryArt #PostPostModern
Basics being… exactly what she did years ago,
but now in a post–Liz Truss, Boris Johnson world. 🌍💡📶
#TraceyEmin #BackToBasics #ModernArt #SameButDifferent #GlowUp #ArtHumor #ArtsyJokes #GalleryGiggles #ContemporaryArt #PostPostModern
💡 BREAKING: The Uniquely Talented has cracked the comedy formula for fame, fortune, and a Hampstead mansion… all thanks to his 17th “million-dollar idea” this week. Spoiler: it’s even worse than the last one. 🏆💷🏠
#short #shorts #comedy #edinburghfringe #davidwalliams
#short #shorts #comedy #edinburghfringe #davidwalliams
August 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
💡 BREAKING: The Uniquely Talented has cracked the comedy formula for fame, fortune, and a Hampstead mansion… all thanks to his 17th “million-dollar idea” this week. Spoiler: it’s even worse than the last one. 🏆💷🏠
#short #shorts #comedy #edinburghfringe #davidwalliams
#short #shorts #comedy #edinburghfringe #davidwalliams
So apparently billionaire Jim Ratcliffe needs help from Manchester Council to build Manchester United’s new stadium. 🤯
Didn’t realise begging bowls were now luxury items for the rich too. 💰🍲
Next up: Elon Musk doing a GoFundMe for his next rocket. 🚀
#PassTheHat #CouncilCashSplash
Didn’t realise begging bowls were now luxury items for the rich too. 💰🍲
Next up: Elon Musk doing a GoFundMe for his next rocket. 🚀
#PassTheHat #CouncilCashSplash
August 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
So apparently billionaire Jim Ratcliffe needs help from Manchester Council to build Manchester United’s new stadium. 🤯
Didn’t realise begging bowls were now luxury items for the rich too. 💰🍲
Next up: Elon Musk doing a GoFundMe for his next rocket. 🚀
#PassTheHat #CouncilCashSplash
Didn’t realise begging bowls were now luxury items for the rich too. 💰🍲
Next up: Elon Musk doing a GoFundMe for his next rocket. 🚀
#PassTheHat #CouncilCashSplash
The Real Toy Story… UK edition 🇬🇧
Left behind in the garden like yesterday’s roast dinner 🥲
Andy didn’t just grow up. He moved to Essex.
#JusticeForToys
#RealToyStory
#UKToyStory
#KidsBeSavage
#AbandonedToysClub
#ToyStoryButBritish
#BuzzLightyearOnBenefits
#WoodyNeedsASocialWorker
Left behind in the garden like yesterday’s roast dinner 🥲
Andy didn’t just grow up. He moved to Essex.
#JusticeForToys
#RealToyStory
#UKToyStory
#KidsBeSavage
#AbandonedToysClub
#ToyStoryButBritish
#BuzzLightyearOnBenefits
#WoodyNeedsASocialWorker
August 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The Real Toy Story… UK edition 🇬🇧
Left behind in the garden like yesterday’s roast dinner 🥲
Andy didn’t just grow up. He moved to Essex.
#JusticeForToys
#RealToyStory
#UKToyStory
#KidsBeSavage
#AbandonedToysClub
#ToyStoryButBritish
#BuzzLightyearOnBenefits
#WoodyNeedsASocialWorker
Left behind in the garden like yesterday’s roast dinner 🥲
Andy didn’t just grow up. He moved to Essex.
#JusticeForToys
#RealToyStory
#UKToyStory
#KidsBeSavage
#AbandonedToysClub
#ToyStoryButBritish
#BuzzLightyearOnBenefits
#WoodyNeedsASocialWorker
There’s no such thing as a free lunch”… unless you’re loitering near a Greggs sample tray. Modern problems require modern snacking solutions. 🥐😂
If you’re enjoying the nonsense, help us cook up more comedy! Support us on Patreon so we can keep the jokes (and sausage rolls) coming 👉 Link in bio.
If you’re enjoying the nonsense, help us cook up more comedy! Support us on Patreon so we can keep the jokes (and sausage rolls) coming 👉 Link in bio.
August 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
There’s no such thing as a free lunch”… unless you’re loitering near a Greggs sample tray. Modern problems require modern snacking solutions. 🥐😂
If you’re enjoying the nonsense, help us cook up more comedy! Support us on Patreon so we can keep the jokes (and sausage rolls) coming 👉 Link in bio.
If you’re enjoying the nonsense, help us cook up more comedy! Support us on Patreon so we can keep the jokes (and sausage rolls) coming 👉 Link in bio.
🚨 Hello, Kerning Police? 🚨
We’ve got a Code Red — someone’s been kerning with criminal intent.
Passersby are reading “F ARMERS M ARKET” and now they think it’s an avant-garde art piece.
Send backup. This spacing is OUT OF CONTROL. 🫣🔠🚔
#KerningFail #DesignCrime #SpacingMatters #TypographyEmergency
We’ve got a Code Red — someone’s been kerning with criminal intent.
Passersby are reading “F ARMERS M ARKET” and now they think it’s an avant-garde art piece.
Send backup. This spacing is OUT OF CONTROL. 🫣🔠🚔
#KerningFail #DesignCrime #SpacingMatters #TypographyEmergency
August 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
🚨 Hello, Kerning Police? 🚨
We’ve got a Code Red — someone’s been kerning with criminal intent.
Passersby are reading “F ARMERS M ARKET” and now they think it’s an avant-garde art piece.
Send backup. This spacing is OUT OF CONTROL. 🫣🔠🚔
#KerningFail #DesignCrime #SpacingMatters #TypographyEmergency
We’ve got a Code Red — someone’s been kerning with criminal intent.
Passersby are reading “F ARMERS M ARKET” and now they think it’s an avant-garde art piece.
Send backup. This spacing is OUT OF CONTROL. 🫣🔠🚔
#KerningFail #DesignCrime #SpacingMatters #TypographyEmergency
David Hockney is an absolute legend, but why does his body always look like a limited-edition toy figurine you’d find in an artsy kid’s Happy Meal? 🎨🧸
Who else would buy a Hockney collectible set with tiny round glasses, a striped shirt, and a mini paintbrush? ✋
Who else would buy a Hockney collectible set with tiny round glasses, a striped shirt, and a mini paintbrush? ✋
August 3, 2025 at 1:04 PM
David Hockney is an absolute legend, but why does his body always look like a limited-edition toy figurine you’d find in an artsy kid’s Happy Meal? 🎨🧸
Who else would buy a Hockney collectible set with tiny round glasses, a striped shirt, and a mini paintbrush? ✋
Who else would buy a Hockney collectible set with tiny round glasses, a striped shirt, and a mini paintbrush? ✋
📚 Just picked up Nightmare USA by Stephen Thrower, an essential deep dive into American exploitation cinema. This book is a real slice of cinematic history for anyone obsessed with the weirder, wilder side of film. From low-budget horrors to grindhouse gems, it’s a goldmine of insight.
August 1, 2025 at 8:34 AM
📚 Just picked up Nightmare USA by Stephen Thrower, an essential deep dive into American exploitation cinema. This book is a real slice of cinematic history for anyone obsessed with the weirder, wilder side of film. From low-budget horrors to grindhouse gems, it’s a goldmine of insight.
Just saw Michelle Wolf’s WIP show at @sohotheatre and she crushed it. 🔥 Smart, fearless, and absolutely hilarious, can’t wait to see the full hour come together. 👏
If you’re into sharp stand-up and discovering shows in the making, get yourself to a WIP night at Soho. Totally worth it.
If you’re into sharp stand-up and discovering shows in the making, get yourself to a WIP night at Soho. Totally worth it.
July 31, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Just saw Michelle Wolf’s WIP show at @sohotheatre and she crushed it. 🔥 Smart, fearless, and absolutely hilarious, can’t wait to see the full hour come together. 👏
If you’re into sharp stand-up and discovering shows in the making, get yourself to a WIP night at Soho. Totally worth it.
If you’re into sharp stand-up and discovering shows in the making, get yourself to a WIP night at Soho. Totally worth it.
Fuzzy Dice Comedy sketch on that curiojs urban music thay call Drill youtube.com/shorts/ba8RP...
#drill #grime #sosolidcrew
#drill #grime #sosolidcrew
🎤 The Woke Asian Guy Explains Grime to Boomers | Simple Guide to “That Racket” 🎧
YouTube video by Fuzzy Dice Comedy
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July 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Fuzzy Dice Comedy sketch on that curiojs urban music thay call Drill youtube.com/shorts/ba8RP...
#drill #grime #sosolidcrew
#drill #grime #sosolidcrew