StarMaster5000
@sampthe.bsky.social
it's me samp from everywhere!! i draw i think
me my bluesky
me my bluesky
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StarMaster5000
@sampthe.bsky.social
· Oct 19
hello idiots
Want a strawberry? Yes. You can't have it. Why not? 'Cause you're stupid. I'm not stupid! Yes you are! I'M NOT STUPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
December 5, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Want a strawberry? Yes. You can't have it. Why not? 'Cause you're stupid. I'm not stupid! Yes you are! I'M NOT STUPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
HEY guys its me.e. NOO LIII.. back aagian with another Epic Rants. /ref
December 2, 2025 at 10:18 AM
HEY guys its me.e. NOO LIII.. back aagian with another Epic Rants. /ref
come join my circus! im recruiting!
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 AM
come join my circus! im recruiting!
i'm golden freddy
i like to scare
and when i scare i become a nightmare /lyr
i like to scare
and when i scare i become a nightmare /lyr
November 4, 2025 at 8:29 AM
i'm golden freddy
i like to scare
and when i scare i become a nightmare /lyr
i like to scare
and when i scare i become a nightmare /lyr
welcome to cringe town
October 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
welcome to cringe town
why do people say c00lkidd copied noli's abilities c00lkidd uses c00lgui for WO and corrupt nature is a fling brick
also c00lkidd came out before noli
also c00lkidd came out before noli
October 2, 2025 at 5:48 AM
why do people say c00lkidd copied noli's abilities c00lkidd uses c00lgui for WO and corrupt nature is a fling brick
also c00lkidd came out before noli
also c00lkidd came out before noli
Throuple.. rouxls kaard. x elnina, x lanino
September 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Throuple.. rouxls kaard. x elnina, x lanino
broo thats my dog youre talking about thats ,y dog mann
September 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
broo thats my dog youre talking about thats ,y dog mann
kpop demon slayers
September 25, 2025 at 11:52 AM
kpop demon slayers
how tf do you GOON to a VIDEO on youtube or ANY video
September 25, 2025 at 11:05 AM
how tf do you GOON to a VIDEO on youtube or ANY video
both sides are bomb af
September 22, 2025 at 10:55 AM
both sides are bomb af
sonic cd jp ost is so gas
September 22, 2025 at 9:22 AM
sonic cd jp ost is so gas
sexual jokes in 2025 are just NOT it
September 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
sexual jokes in 2025 are just NOT it
Gen Z's trying to what?
September 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Gen Z's trying to what?
put some mustard on my roll
cuz you're buckin up my soul
cuz you're buckin up my soul
September 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
put some mustard on my roll
cuz you're buckin up my soul
cuz you're buckin up my soul
imma firin ma lazar blaaaaaaaaaaargh!
August 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
imma firin ma lazar blaaaaaaaaaaargh!
deltarune chapter 6 spoiler: 10 minute long kris and ralsei make out sesh
July 29, 2025 at 2:12 PM
deltarune chapter 6 spoiler: 10 minute long kris and ralsei make out sesh
i imagine sprout beating up shrimpo and rolling him around in a trash can daily
July 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
i imagine sprout beating up shrimpo and rolling him around in a trash can daily
the queen's chariot cannot be stopped
July 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
the queen's chariot cannot be stopped
hot take
the kings chariot can be stopped
the kings chariot can be stopped
July 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
hot take
the kings chariot can be stopped
the kings chariot can be stopped