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Beware the water nymph 🏳️‍⚧️
Make shit jokes about shittier things

37 she/her
Oi mate you got a loicense for that virtual private network
The British government admits it is now monitoring VPNs use by UK residents. Regulator Ofcom has contracted with an AI-powered surveillance service to detect the number of citizens using VPNs to evade the Online Safety Act.

The UK tech minister has said a VPN ban is on the table.
Exclusive: Ofcom is monitoring VPNs following Online Safety Act. Here's how
Ignoring VPNs risks creating ineffective laws, but tracking them threatens people's privacy
www.techradar.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
"Yes miss here's my phone I put it in the pouch", pulls out other phone..
At Birchwood HS, which has approx 1500 students, as kids come into school they put their phones in the pouch and lock in front of a member of staff. They keep the pouch on them and on their way out, touch a magnet to release the lock. Takes v little time.

(See eg: www.tiktok.com/@warringtong...)
Last September, Birchwood Community High School introduced Yondr Pouches - a system that makes the school entirely phone-free. The school has recently reported how ‘transformative’ the pouches have be...
TikTok video by Warrington Guardian
www.tiktok.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 AM
estrogen uploaded with a successful albeit slightly bloody injection✌️
November 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Theses drawings are by someone who is having to deal with the ICB investigation not by choice, the person is Non-Binary.

They deal with stress and their own trauma through drawings, and has captured what EXCATLY is going on.

Take a few minutes.

@transmammabear.bsky.social

Thank you
November 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Here's a cheat sheet you can stick on Trevor Philips' dressing room mirror

it's quite simplified, we wouldn't want to confuse him now would we
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Trans women have such a huge advantage at sports that no trans woman has ever won an Olympic medal since being 'allowed' to compete so therefore must be banned
November 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Unless you happen to be trans of course, then it's a 14 year waitlist for an initial appointment to see if you are even 'allowed to be trans' on the NHS
Lovely sunny morning for our NHS street stall on Saturday☀ 😊

It was really encouraging to hear from Marine ward locals that they are noticing and benefitting from the extra appointments that are now being provided in the NHS 🎉

#OurNHS
November 10, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Was the BBC not fascist glazing enough?
November 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
howdy
November 8, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Olympus OM-10 UltraMax 400
November 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Someone should start making “I’ve been trolled by Graham Linehan” badges. I’m a proud member of that club too! @vcorenmitchell.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
opens dating app
"write 3 interesting things about yourself"
uninstalls dating app
November 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
for the first time (even before hrt) I have been in range on every biomarker
Without any doubt just do injections if you can
November 7, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Without any doubt just do injections if you can
November 7, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Radical Socialist Trans Taliban let's gooooo
Zohran says you’re trans now
November 6, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Estrogen injected 😌
November 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
catastrophic SSD failure on a Monday evening
November 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Reposted by Sammie
Olympus OM-10 Kodak UltraMax 400
October 31, 2025 at 11:23 AM
How long before Piers Morgan bunks in with Rob Schneider
I hope you’re all proud of yourselves, you have disgracefully sullied the good name of the renowned and respected Glamour Magazine Women Of The Year Award
October 31, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Olympus OM-10 Kodak UltraMax 400
October 31, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Dear Trans Taliban, I've still not received my standard issue pink blue and white DShK Toyota Technical
October 29, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Kishwer been on the vino again
Having failed to strong-arm Bridget Phillipson into implementing the deeply trans-hostile and unequal EHRC Guidelines on gendered spaces in The Times, Kishwer Falkner is now trying The Guardian.

She’s clearly desperate to push it through before her tenure as EHRC Chair expires in November.
EHRC guidance will help businesses comply with the law on sex and gender | Letter
Letter: Kishwer Falkner, chair of the Equality and Human Rights Commission, says its updated code of practice will balance the rights of service users and protect all from discrimination
www.theguardian.com
October 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Another successful injection night✌️
October 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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If you can't even bring yourselves to say it was transphobia then you are part of the problem
Meeting yesterday with Brianna Ghey's mother Esther - and pupils at Brianna's former school - was a powerful reminder of why controls on social media and smartphone use in schools is so important for children, teachers and parents. (1/2)
October 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM