Pastina Aguilera
@sambivalence.bsky.social
I write boring things for money. My dogs are named after 70s rock stars. I am not really a box of pasta. Sometimes I am funny. I like olives, collecting books I'll probably never read, and making overly specific and dated references. She/her. NYer in WI.
I’ve got reason to believe it’s the 6th
December 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I’ve got reason to believe it’s the 6th
And they’re basically all to one person because my other friends don’t use Discord
December 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
And they’re basically all to one person because my other friends don’t use Discord
I love getting a quad espresso con panna and they just absolutely fuck me up with whipped cream
December 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I love getting a quad espresso con panna and they just absolutely fuck me up with whipped cream
I can’t draw for shit but I can color like a boss
December 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I can’t draw for shit but I can color like a boss
It is really great to be able to see clearly again. My prescription changed fairly dramatically from two years ago and looking at text now is soooooo nice.
December 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
It is really great to be able to see clearly again. My prescription changed fairly dramatically from two years ago and looking at text now is soooooo nice.
I got two new pairs of specs
December 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I got two new pairs of specs
The most annoying and distracting thing someone can do while someone ELSE is playing a video game is to yell at them that they’re not playing the “right” way
December 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The most annoying and distracting thing someone can do while someone ELSE is playing a video game is to yell at them that they’re not playing the “right” way
The worst thing about Discord is that when you join a really large one, the scum come out of the woodwork. In less than 24 hours I’ve gotten 4 gross messages.
December 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The worst thing about Discord is that when you join a really large one, the scum come out of the woodwork. In less than 24 hours I’ve gotten 4 gross messages.
Memes I make for my own laughter.
December 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Memes I make for my own laughter.
This is what ChatGPT spit out when I asked it to analyze 75 pages of poetry.
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
This is what ChatGPT spit out when I asked it to analyze 75 pages of poetry.
Leprosy. But spelled Leproseigh.
December 4, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Leprosy. But spelled Leproseigh.
Let me tell you what a shit feeling it is to excitedly talk about something you did, and the two people you most-wanted to tell had zero reaction whatsoever.
December 4, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Let me tell you what a shit feeling it is to excitedly talk about something you did, and the two people you most-wanted to tell had zero reaction whatsoever.
Through Venmo I got a year free of Perplexity AI. It’s a much different experience. The best way I can explain it is that if ChatGPT is a service sub, Perplexity is a white knight dom.
December 4, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Through Venmo I got a year free of Perplexity AI. It’s a much different experience. The best way I can explain it is that if ChatGPT is a service sub, Perplexity is a white knight dom.
Today’s Advent Calendar item is a set of air fresheners.
December 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Today’s Advent Calendar item is a set of air fresheners.
This does not taste like Dr Pepper at all but it is pretty good.
December 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This does not taste like Dr Pepper at all but it is pretty good.
If I wasn’t making playlists for SOMEONE, this would have reflected me a bit better. Madonna, The Pretenders, Beck, and Wolfmother are accurate though.
December 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
If I wasn’t making playlists for SOMEONE, this would have reflected me a bit better. Madonna, The Pretenders, Beck, and Wolfmother are accurate though.
These were in my AriZona Advent Calendar. I looked it up. They cost the same as the box. Nice.
December 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
These were in my AriZona Advent Calendar. I looked it up. They cost the same as the box. Nice.
I have been trying so hard to stick to this.
December 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I have been trying so hard to stick to this.
It’s so cold today, nipples in the future are getting hard.
December 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
It’s so cold today, nipples in the future are getting hard.
How many plants can I put on my desk before they infiltrate my motherboard and become sentient? Data of the Triffids.
December 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
How many plants can I put on my desk before they infiltrate my motherboard and become sentient? Data of the Triffids.
What they don’t tell you about getting old is that one day you’ll be so fragile, you can choke on one single flaky layer of a Pillsbury biscuit.
December 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
What they don’t tell you about getting old is that one day you’ll be so fragile, you can choke on one single flaky layer of a Pillsbury biscuit.
Schabusiness is schaback in schabusiness
Convicted murderer Taylor Schabusiness was sentenced in Fond du Lac County Monday for attacking a Taycheedah prison officer.
Taylor Schabusiness, serving life in prison, sentenced to 90 days for attacking prison officer
Schabusiness agreed to a plea deal reducing the charge to a misdemeanor.
www.wbay.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Schabusiness is schaback in schabusiness
I want the right people to tell me the wrong things, not the wrong people to tell me the right things.
December 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I want the right people to tell me the wrong things, not the wrong people to tell me the right things.
His nose is like a little roomba
December 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
His nose is like a little roomba
Snow* sure is pretty but it can get fucked.
*The precipitation, not the Canadian rapper.
*The precipitation, not the Canadian rapper.
November 30, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Snow* sure is pretty but it can get fucked.
*The precipitation, not the Canadian rapper.
*The precipitation, not the Canadian rapper.