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samantha_roze: boring barbie
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i swore myself to me, myself, and i
~ argumentative antithetical dream girl ~
Pinned
got a wi$h li$t
secure a flight ✅
fall asleep on time ✅
wake up 3.5 hours earlier than i’m supposed to ✅
November 12, 2025 at 6:05 AM
what are measles
November 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Cradle Catholic TikTok has made its way to my FYP like i won’t burst in to flames if i walk in to a church
November 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
“you’re all gonna work at McDonald’s, or worse, Deloitte” is sending me
November 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
a 2 hour layover in ATL isn’t that bad I guess
November 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
(801) 401-9000 if we could get to an actual human i think it would be funny to repeatedly call frontier and ask if they still do all you can eat crabs
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
frontier is a wild airline lol
November 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
yo wtf TPA -> PHL was like $416 this morning and now it’s $185 but I already booked another hotey night
November 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Wendy's to close hundreds of restaurants nationwide
Wendy's to close hundreds of restaurants nationwide
Wendy's, one of the nation's largest fast-food chains, expects to close hundreds of restaurants over the next few months under a company-wide overhaul.
on.nbc10.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
i want to make a bracket of all the chain restaurants in walking distance
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
but this is my home now. florida!!!
i came to that conclusion when i seriously considered flying in to Newark and then taking the train home
November 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
i thought i’d be jet skiing around the beach but noOooOoo polar vortex has to make an appearance
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
remind me to never take a one way flight to florida ever again
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
it’s crazy we know about tectonic plates
November 11, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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it’s honestly soooooo annoying i am not lana del rey 🙅🏼‍♀️
November 8, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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i still have not booked a flight home yet lol
November 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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smarty jones fan club
November 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
i love a Hyatt place over a grand Hyatt like… stop trying to make fetch happen, grand Hyatt ??
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
damn my flight just got delayed til 2 am and we have a whole ass Eagles game to watch
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
i just realized i am terrible
November 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
if you haven’t done something since COVID and your only memories of the activity are pre-COVID you are not authorized to have a post-COVID opinion. that’s it and that’s all.
November 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
the fuck I’m leaving the hotey and a massive presidents club sales vacation is walking in
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
If everyone just venmoed me 50¢….everyone in the world
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
it is so obvious when people have never worked from home before. it’s still like an office, but now it is in your house.
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
sucks that i have to start being a smart successful businesswoman again the same week i booked a one way flight to Florida!!! (sung to the tune of Florida!!!)
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 PM