Sam Allemang
@samallemang.com
• comedy screenwriter from Toronto
• winner of WeScreenplay TV Pilot Lab '24 for “Valley Dicks”
• guitar in grungy punk band, Lunchmeat
http://samallemang.com // lunchmeat.band
• winner of WeScreenplay TV Pilot Lab '24 for “Valley Dicks”
• guitar in grungy punk band, Lunchmeat
http://samallemang.com // lunchmeat.band
good things dont happen
November 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
good things dont happen
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11th anniversary of POKING A DEAD FROG. If you haven’t yet read it, and like comedy, maybe you’ll enjoy!
To celebrate, I'll be posting some excerpts and images from the book.
James Downey, longtime SNL writer
www.amazon.com/Poking-Dead-...
To celebrate, I'll be posting some excerpts and images from the book.
James Downey, longtime SNL writer
www.amazon.com/Poking-Dead-...
September 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
11th anniversary of POKING A DEAD FROG. If you haven’t yet read it, and like comedy, maybe you’ll enjoy!
To celebrate, I'll be posting some excerpts and images from the book.
James Downey, longtime SNL writer
www.amazon.com/Poking-Dead-...
To celebrate, I'll be posting some excerpts and images from the book.
James Downey, longtime SNL writer
www.amazon.com/Poking-Dead-...
FaceMash’s creator is at it again.
you read what I wrote and are quite reasonably going “hrm no that can’t be right” but
![The mother of a 15-year-old whose picture was used in a promotional post that featured a large "Get Threads" button said: "For me it was a picture of my daughter going to school.
I had no idea Instagram had picked it up and are using it as a promotion. It's absolutely disgusting. She is a minor."
She said she would have refused consent and
"not for any money in the world would I let them use a girl dressed in a school uniform to get people on to [its platform]".
With 267 followers, her Instagram account usually had modest reach but the post of her child attracted nearly 7,000 views, 90% from non-followers, half of whom were aged over 44 and 90% of whom were men.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:e6n7jxtu2qrhwvp3j6ib6sq6/bafkreifubzlsmsmile66hgipb2iik7brevojazghbkvjc5o3ivnlowf6u4@jpeg)
September 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
FaceMash’s creator is at it again.
Finished a screenplay draft, who wants to buy me a present?!
August 27, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Finished a screenplay draft, who wants to buy me a present?!
“Can I get you something to drink? How ‘bout a glass of everybody milk? That’s right, it’s milk that comes from everybody! Ah, I see that you are pulling a gun on me. And have now shot me. For what it’s worth, I understand.”
August 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
“Can I get you something to drink? How ‘bout a glass of everybody milk? That’s right, it’s milk that comes from everybody! Ah, I see that you are pulling a gun on me. And have now shot me. For what it’s worth, I understand.”
Just saw and thoroughly enjoyed the new Naked Gun movie. Comedy with an audience — how we missed ye! Will have to replace one joke from the feature I’m co-writing…
August 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Just saw and thoroughly enjoyed the new Naked Gun movie. Comedy with an audience — how we missed ye! Will have to replace one joke from the feature I’m co-writing…
Can this pile of rotting produce win the Nobel Prize for Chemistry?
August 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Can this pile of rotting produce win the Nobel Prize for Chemistry?
Endut!
Hoch Hech!
Hoch Hech!
Marthe Donas - Abstract composition nr. VI, 1920, oil on panel
July 30, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Endut!
Hoch Hech!
Hoch Hech!
Humanity will never again produce a work so beautiful.
Toonces the Driving Cat: Driver's Test - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
www.youtube.com
July 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Humanity will never again produce a work so beautiful.
“Did you hear? Ned started a company!”
“No! Not Ned Rexel?!”
“The very same.”
“Of all the visionary entrepreneurs I’ve met, Ned Rexel is not one of them.”
“Guess what it’s called.”
“Tell me.”
“Go on, guess.”
“Hmm. Ned’s Swell Business, as run by Ned.”
“Close…”
“No! Not Ned Rexel?!”
“The very same.”
“Of all the visionary entrepreneurs I’ve met, Ned Rexel is not one of them.”
“Guess what it’s called.”
“Tell me.”
“Go on, guess.”
“Hmm. Ned’s Swell Business, as run by Ned.”
“Close…”
July 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
“Did you hear? Ned started a company!”
“No! Not Ned Rexel?!”
“The very same.”
“Of all the visionary entrepreneurs I’ve met, Ned Rexel is not one of them.”
“Guess what it’s called.”
“Tell me.”
“Go on, guess.”
“Hmm. Ned’s Swell Business, as run by Ned.”
“Close…”
“No! Not Ned Rexel?!”
“The very same.”
“Of all the visionary entrepreneurs I’ve met, Ned Rexel is not one of them.”
“Guess what it’s called.”
“Tell me.”
“Go on, guess.”
“Hmm. Ned’s Swell Business, as run by Ned.”
“Close…”
A thought popped into my head that seems ripped from a @jonwurster.bsky.social Best Show call. What would be the email addresses of deceased celebrities? Would Kurt just be kcobain@gmail, or are we thinking nightgoat@protonmail.me? Bonus: who would help him set it up on his phone? Danny Goldberg?
July 3, 2025 at 12:53 PM
A thought popped into my head that seems ripped from a @jonwurster.bsky.social Best Show call. What would be the email addresses of deceased celebrities? Would Kurt just be kcobain@gmail, or are we thinking nightgoat@protonmail.me? Bonus: who would help him set it up on his phone? Danny Goldberg?
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Don McLean: Drove my Chevy to the levee…
Me (grinning while concealing an enormous levee-drying device): Then what happened?
Me (grinning while concealing an enormous levee-drying device): Then what happened?
July 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Don McLean: Drove my Chevy to the levee…
Me (grinning while concealing an enormous levee-drying device): Then what happened?
Me (grinning while concealing an enormous levee-drying device): Then what happened?
they should make a movie where there’s a superhero, and they’re in the middle of the road, and there’s a truck coming RIGHT AT THEM — but get this, they’re so strong, they punch the dang truck and that thing just flips right over them. Insane!!! They should make that never-been-done scene sometime
June 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
they should make a movie where there’s a superhero, and they’re in the middle of the road, and there’s a truck coming RIGHT AT THEM — but get this, they’re so strong, they punch the dang truck and that thing just flips right over them. Insane!!! They should make that never-been-done scene sometime
yo, Sensodyne is low key running the paste game right now fr
May 8, 2025 at 4:12 AM
yo, Sensodyne is low key running the paste game right now fr
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I saw the “So go back to the cluuuuuub” scene on a gigantic ass screen
May 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I saw the “So go back to the cluuuuuub” scene on a gigantic ass screen
@declouxj.bsky.social @willsloanesq.bsky.social howdy fellas, maybe you're aware of this but it seems like the 2024 best-of episode isn't showing up on Apple Podcasts. Checked on my phone and in the browser. Shadow-banned for PooPoo PeePee?!?!
April 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
@declouxj.bsky.social @willsloanesq.bsky.social howdy fellas, maybe you're aware of this but it seems like the 2024 best-of episode isn't showing up on Apple Podcasts. Checked on my phone and in the browser. Shadow-banned for PooPoo PeePee?!?!
sorry, wife. can't scrub the toilet. i'm "pivoting to AI"
April 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
sorry, wife. can't scrub the toilet. i'm "pivoting to AI"
reading fandom like findom. it's where shut-ins abuse deadpool's balls i guess??
April 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
reading fandom like findom. it's where shut-ins abuse deadpool's balls i guess??
🇨🇦 Canada: Snot for Sale 🇨🇦
March 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
🇨🇦 Canada: Snot for Sale 🇨🇦
Reposted by Sam Allemang
working on the first Starter Pack for inkcanada fb community members searching for one another here. Love your adds, inkies. Note! if you use a handle other than your name/trade name let us know. We'll do orgs & co's separately, ahead. go.bsky.app/5CByM43
February 2, 2025 at 3:40 PM
working on the first Starter Pack for inkcanada fb community members searching for one another here. Love your adds, inkies. Note! if you use a handle other than your name/trade name let us know. We'll do orgs & co's separately, ahead. go.bsky.app/5CByM43
Chilli con Carnie.
Sorry. Whatever. None of this matters.
Sorry. Whatever. None of this matters.
January 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Chilli con Carnie.
Sorry. Whatever. None of this matters.
Sorry. Whatever. None of this matters.
My grungy punk band has a new single about shitty jobs. Fun animations too. Something for everyone*!
*Who likes so-so rock music and/or moving colours.
*Who likes so-so rock music and/or moving colours.
Lunchmeat – We Will Make You Eat Your Words
YouTube video by Charlie Records
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January 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
My grungy punk band has a new single about shitty jobs. Fun animations too. Something for everyone*!
*Who likes so-so rock music and/or moving colours.
*Who likes so-so rock music and/or moving colours.
David Cronenberg’s working title for Crash.
December 16, 2024 at 9:53 PM
David Cronenberg’s working title for Crash.