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Samakayne over in the ash and birdbones.
I wondered how they were going to do it this time but the Democratic leadership sure does know how to eat shit. Like a three time champ at a hot dog eating competition, just neck deep in there.
November 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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God I love that the most heinous people in the country are having the worst goddamn night tonight. Eat shit you hateful losers.
November 5, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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holy shit lmao
Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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“I was watching the baseball game” Interesting. I was contemplating solutions to the great global challenges of the 21st century. But your game sounds nice too 🤷‍♂️
November 2, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Watching all the americans in my feed be upset about something normal. I'm so happy for you guys. I hope you get to baseball every year.
November 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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still job hunting, still running up against walls where applications aren't even being looked at

reposts are always helpful and deeply appreciated

everything donated is going toward rent, bills and food..
gofund.me/1feb2527

I really had hoped to find work before it got this desperate but it's just.. barren right now, and we're quickly running out of options.

#mutualaid
October 17, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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⚠️ Google has given you access to The Computer That Lies.

⚠️ You are now required to use The Computer That Lies.
January 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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BY THE WAY

If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2.

There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security.

Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation."

TURN IT OFF.
October 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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gofund.me/1feb2527

I really had hoped to find work before it got this desperate but it's just.. barren right now, and we're quickly running out of options.

#mutualaid
August 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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If you've been thinking of joining up so that you can listen to Realis, watch Outward, or dive into the 600~ hour long Patreon-exclusive back catalog, now is the time.

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September 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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so much is bad right now but the AI stuff in particular is making me insane. a desperate attempt to smother all human creative labor at an absurd cost to the planet by some of the most short-sighted, rapacious, and pathetic people who have ever lived
September 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars.

OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.
Search LibGen, the Pirated-Books Database That Meta Used to Train AI
Millions of books and scientific papers are captured in the collection’s current iteration.
www.theatlantic.com
September 6, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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Silksong: here's a new enemy, the pathetic worm. He's 3 inches tall and has the voice of an 80 year old man.
Me: heh, cool
Silksong: the pathetic worm has 7 different attacks, 400 hp, and will take two of your health per hit
Me (through tears): very...cool...
September 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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trumpwatch is the bluesky version of buying a powerball ticket. It's not about the odds, it's about the dream
August 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Every morning until it does happen I will throw open my window and shout amiably to a passing lad, "You there, boy! Is the president dead?"
August 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Are vaccines safe? Let's ask this guy who sounds like a dying refrigerator compressor
August 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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"Defend your culture; No undergraduate degree required" is kinda the last 10 years in a nutshell
August 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Made a call to Visa today in which the rep read the statement from the first screenshot below to me word for word and then hung up on me. Visit this website for numbers and call scripts to reach Visa, Mastercard, Paypal, and Stripe stop-paypros.neocities.org
August 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Just in case it’s not already clear that ICE is a white supremacist thug army, Homeland Security is recruiting with a “defend your culture” slogan.
August 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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here's @lotusloveslotus.bsky.social off the top rope with this take about KFC
August 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Can't wait to submit my 100 points of ID for my daily dose of government approved AI slop. This is going to be great. The children will finally be safe.
August 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Around 90,000 protesters marched across Sydney Harbour Bridge calling for peace and aid for Gaza — organizers say turnout may have been nearly 3× higher, marking one of Australia’s largest-ever demonstrations.
August 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
All the robots are and always will be trash.
July 24, 2025 at 5:33 AM