Salutbuton | Candace
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In a certain Indiana town
December 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
In a certain Indiana town
LOL what is this angle? xD
December 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
LOL what is this angle? xD
My Mawmaw is 90, and she looks better than this dump.
December 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My Mawmaw is 90, and she looks better than this dump.
Dum dum duuuumm! Bandaid alert!
December 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Dum dum duuuumm! Bandaid alert!
This is how a great MRI reads
December 2, 2025 at 5:37 AM
This is how a great MRI reads
I need to get caught up on my video output, but today is filled with vaccines and arrowheads 💙
December 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I need to get caught up on my video output, but today is filled with vaccines and arrowheads 💙
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This front page from the normally pliant NYT + the defecting GOP House members (following the protests/elections we just had) suggests we’re @ to witness a lame duck era for the ages. Anyone who wants my support draw up a plan to imprison all tech execs & we’ll talk. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/29/u...
November 30, 2025 at 9:30 AM
This front page from the normally pliant NYT + the defecting GOP House members (following the protests/elections we just had) suggests we’re @ to witness a lame duck era for the ages. Anyone who wants my support draw up a plan to imprison all tech execs & we’ll talk. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/29/u...
I’m surprised Donald hasn’t signed an executive order making it illegal to take candid photos of him.
November 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I’m surprised Donald hasn’t signed an executive order making it illegal to take candid photos of him.
huh. i got ebt money today. and its actually close to the amount i was expecting to get when i initially applied 2 months ago: $30
November 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
huh. i got ebt money today. and its actually close to the amount i was expecting to get when i initially applied 2 months ago: $30
I gotta give it to Mood gummies, they have probably the only ads on YT that I -want- to watch.
November 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I gotta give it to Mood gummies, they have probably the only ads on YT that I -want- to watch.
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What’s going on here?
November 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
What’s going on here?
I just had a cat's foot enter my open mouth.
But also, YAY FOR AMERICA
But also, YAY FOR AMERICA
a close up of a puppet wearing a tuxedo and bow tie
ALT: a close up of a puppet wearing a tuxedo and bow tie
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I just had a cat's foot enter my open mouth.
But also, YAY FOR AMERICA
But also, YAY FOR AMERICA
Discussing Christians layering in Barrens chat? Yes, plz.
November 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Discussing Christians layering in Barrens chat? Yes, plz.
I’m thoroughly banned from Reddit, but wanted to give this user props for the nick name “poopjet king”. Ty for the smile, and what was assuredly worrying sounds I made in the basement bathroom of the Cleveland Clinic.
October 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I’m thoroughly banned from Reddit, but wanted to give this user props for the nick name “poopjet king”. Ty for the smile, and what was assuredly worrying sounds I made in the basement bathroom of the Cleveland Clinic.
The amount of headlines from the Onion that produce a double take says a lot about the government administration we’re currently cursed to live with for a bit.
“The human body is able to do some incredible things if you consume enough lead,” said the secretary of health and human services
Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold
WASHINGTON—Praising the process as yet another miracle of biology that modern medicine chooses to ignore, a gray-lipped Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spoke at a press conference Wednesday during which he tout...
theonion.com
October 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The amount of headlines from the Onion that produce a double take says a lot about the government administration we’re currently cursed to live with for a bit.
I am all about my two new youtube channels, and today and unleashing MISS NAY on the world! Go give me a follow over on bsky.app/profile/offi... and then on www.youtube.com/@MissNayOffi... :D
bsky.app
October 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I am all about my two new youtube channels, and today and unleashing MISS NAY on the world! Go give me a follow over on bsky.app/profile/offi... and then on www.youtube.com/@MissNayOffi... :D
When you realize its a good thing you only have blue tablecloths to act as a "greenscreen" because...you're wearing some green! #winningbyaccident
October 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
When you realize its a good thing you only have blue tablecloths to act as a "greenscreen" because...you're wearing some green! #winningbyaccident
When you misspell something VERY important XD
October 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
When you misspell something VERY important XD
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I don’t wanna see any federal tax deductions on my paycheck during the shutdown.
October 22, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I don’t wanna see any federal tax deductions on my paycheck during the shutdown.
Spotify, ya ded to me.
October 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Spotify, ya ded to me.
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ICE GOONS point a gun at a pregnant U.S. citizen with her son in the back of the vehicle.
October 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
ICE GOONS point a gun at a pregnant U.S. citizen with her son in the back of the vehicle.
Me every morning.
October 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Me every morning.