Sorry to the zero people who have been dying to see updates from me, I keep forgetting this place exists

Do any of you sometimes take a drink of something really satisfying and say “that was proper 1420” knowing full well that no one around you will understand such an obscure reference or is it just me?

If we made it illegal for credit card companies to send out mailers, deforestation would be solved overnight

Good morning to everyone except people who sent emails asking for updates first thing this morning

me: *walking up the driveway to my parents' house* no politics this year, josh

also me after one (1) beer: WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN THE WESTFOLD FELL??

I have a coworker who I talk RSL with every chance I get, and to this day she still thinks that Andres Gomez and Braian Ojeda aren’t any good. Lord help me lol #RSL

What could possibly have radicalized an entire generation? We may never know…

Utah State finally breaks the black jersey curse!!

Reuniting with old Twitter friends when they join Bluesky:

Gonna have a hard time replacing Twitter with this place when I keep forgetting that it even exists lol

Is it just me or does the search functionality not work at all on this app? I can’t find anyone or anything lol