Beth Campbell
@saltybeth.bsky.social
Actor stand in, dog lover, avid buyer of books my friends write that I will never read because my nose is firmly up the social media orifice
are there cops that want to arrest pedophiles
December 9, 2025 at 6:55 AM
are there cops that want to arrest pedophiles
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AI text might be factually wrong, it might be technically inept, it might be weirdly off-putting, but also using it demonstrates a kind of laziness and lack of respect that cheapens your relationship with your intended reader while also draining your ability to think and work. So all in all, great!
December 8, 2025 at 12:25 PM
AI text might be factually wrong, it might be technically inept, it might be weirdly off-putting, but also using it demonstrates a kind of laziness and lack of respect that cheapens your relationship with your intended reader while also draining your ability to think and work. So all in all, great!
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It is possible for things to be dandy now? If not, let’s get things dandified. Let us return to dandy.
December 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
It is possible for things to be dandy now? If not, let’s get things dandified. Let us return to dandy.
THE CASABLANCA PLUMBERS
CASABLANCA AND WALTER GO TO NEW YORK
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO GO TO CASABLANCA
December 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM
THE CASABLANCA PLUMBERS
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Congratulations, David Zaslav, on being the most destructive force in US entertainment in the entire history of show business
December 5, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Congratulations, David Zaslav, on being the most destructive force in US entertainment in the entire history of show business
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Formula costs $60 a can, for one thing.
December 4, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Formula costs $60 a can, for one thing.
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I had to start this sentence three times before I made enough sense of it to stop trying to make it about Doctor Who.
December 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I had to start this sentence three times before I made enough sense of it to stop trying to make it about Doctor Who.
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Fair question. Yes, the US has long used black ops, covert ops, special ops, et al., to assassinate targets. But afterward, they didn’t play the video on air and crow, “Look at us kill survivors! Isn’t it funny? Isn’t it cool?”
December 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Fair question. Yes, the US has long used black ops, covert ops, special ops, et al., to assassinate targets. But afterward, they didn’t play the video on air and crow, “Look at us kill survivors! Isn’t it funny? Isn’t it cool?”
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I named my fists Bert and Ernie just because they aren't going to hurt anyone
I named my fists Tut and Kamen because you think you're going to find your face totally intact but it's a myth, things will be missing
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
December 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I named my fists Bert and Ernie just because they aren't going to hurt anyone
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tldr, it's not writers. studio execs are greedy, know nothing leeches who wouldn't know how to make money if it bit them in the ass. imagine throwing away a sequel to crazy rich asians over less than 4 percent of the projected gross. are you fucking kidding me.
November 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
tldr, it's not writers. studio execs are greedy, know nothing leeches who wouldn't know how to make money if it bit them in the ass. imagine throwing away a sequel to crazy rich asians over less than 4 percent of the projected gross. are you fucking kidding me.
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It doesn’t feel like we’re being invaded by immigrants, it feels like we’re being invaded by Trump.
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
It doesn’t feel like we’re being invaded by immigrants, it feels like we’re being invaded by Trump.
Has anyone computered Obama’s reasoned, inspiring responses to tragedies into The Donald
Such as, what if the lumpy orange pedophile sounded reasonable, wouldn’t it be jarring
Such as, what if the lumpy orange pedophile sounded reasonable, wouldn’t it be jarring
November 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Has anyone computered Obama’s reasoned, inspiring responses to tragedies into The Donald
Such as, what if the lumpy orange pedophile sounded reasonable, wouldn’t it be jarring
Such as, what if the lumpy orange pedophile sounded reasonable, wouldn’t it be jarring
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If you’re looking for ideas for sensible shoes that look good with a skirt, the dog show is on.
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
If you’re looking for ideas for sensible shoes that look good with a skirt, the dog show is on.
Oh is there a military story trumping a story about Russian assets
What a coincidence
What a coincidence
November 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Oh is there a military story trumping a story about Russian assets
What a coincidence
What a coincidence
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Wow, look out, Usha Vance
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
![REVERE, Mass. —
A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts.
The woman, Bruna Ferreira, has an 11-year-old son with Michael Leavitt, Karoline Leavitt's brother.
Ferreira migrated with her family to the United States from Brazil as a child and is currently in custody at an ICE facility in southern Louisiana.
Michael Leavitt released a statement, saying that his "only concern has always been the safety, well-being, and privacy of [his] son."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x4qyokjtdzgl7gmqhsw4ajqj/bafkreiacyzixchgacpjse7wyra342opgjsvdxzqdrkxq55zzqah65zyeae@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Wow, look out, Usha Vance
How it started / How it’s going
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
How it started / How it’s going
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Do do do do do de do do do do do do do do do
Mahna Mahna
Do doo be-do-do
Mahna Mahna
Do do-do do
Mahna Mahna
Do doo de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!
Mahna Mahna
Do doo be-do-do
Mahna Mahna
Do do-do do
Mahna Mahna
Do doo de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!
November 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Do do do do do de do do do do do do do do do
Mahna Mahna
Do doo be-do-do
Mahna Mahna
Do do-do do
Mahna Mahna
Do doo de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!
Mahna Mahna
Do doo be-do-do
Mahna Mahna
Do do-do do
Mahna Mahna
Do doo de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!
Oh, God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son"
Abe say, "Man, you must be puttin' me on"
God say, "No", Abe say, "What?"
God say, "You can do what you want Abe
But the next time you see me comin', you better run"
Well, Abe said, "Where you want this killin' done?"
God said, "Out on Highway 61"
Abe say, "Man, you must be puttin' me on"
God say, "No", Abe say, "What?"
God say, "You can do what you want Abe
But the next time you see me comin', you better run"
Well, Abe said, "Where you want this killin' done?"
God said, "Out on Highway 61"
🎶But when they told me 'bout their side of the bargain
That's when I knew that I could not refuse
And I won't get any older, now the angels want to wear my red shoes
That's when I knew that I could not refuse
And I won't get any older, now the angels want to wear my red shoes
November 23, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Oh, God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son"
Abe say, "Man, you must be puttin' me on"
God say, "No", Abe say, "What?"
God say, "You can do what you want Abe
But the next time you see me comin', you better run"
Well, Abe said, "Where you want this killin' done?"
God said, "Out on Highway 61"
Abe say, "Man, you must be puttin' me on"
God say, "No", Abe say, "What?"
God say, "You can do what you want Abe
But the next time you see me comin', you better run"
Well, Abe said, "Where you want this killin' done?"
God said, "Out on Highway 61"
Whenever I almost got traction, my family would need me
So I’m really good at caregiving and genealogy
So I’m really good at caregiving and genealogy
November 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Whenever I almost got traction, my family would need me
So I’m really good at caregiving and genealogy
So I’m really good at caregiving and genealogy
We used to attribute his posts to Ivanka, but now it’s probably Stephen Miller
November 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
We used to attribute his posts to Ivanka, but now it’s probably Stephen Miller
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Someone help make sense of how fucking stupid this all is, it burns
November 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Someone help make sense of how fucking stupid this all is, it burns
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I'm not saying Pam Bondi is evil, but Macbeth broke up with her.
November 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I'm not saying Pam Bondi is evil, but Macbeth broke up with her.
Hey is it Benedict Arnold’s episode tonight #TheAmericanRevolution
Asking for New London, CT
And the rest of the country who wants our doddering pedophile in charge to stop shredding our Constitution
Asking for New London, CT
And the rest of the country who wants our doddering pedophile in charge to stop shredding our Constitution
November 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Hey is it Benedict Arnold’s episode tonight #TheAmericanRevolution
Asking for New London, CT
And the rest of the country who wants our doddering pedophile in charge to stop shredding our Constitution
Asking for New London, CT
And the rest of the country who wants our doddering pedophile in charge to stop shredding our Constitution