Chrysten Lofton.
@saltwaterfish.bsky.social
36 She/Her. I write scary stories and kiss bugs.
Also kissing: @zap-d-canon.bsky.social
Abolish ICE. Free Palestine. Love each other.
Also kissing: @zap-d-canon.bsky.social
Abolish ICE. Free Palestine. Love each other.
Pinned
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It's that time of year again
December 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
It's that time of year again
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
We contain multitudes
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
We contain multitudes
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OpenAI’s text-to-video generator’s safety guardrails are evidently no match for a determined user.
Teens Can Use OpenAI's Sora 2 to Generate Images of School Shooters and Sexual Violence
bit.ly
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
OpenAI’s text-to-video generator’s safety guardrails are evidently no match for a determined user.
I’ve only seen Dark Waters three times, working on four—I always forget Tim Robbins is in it. Seeing Mark Ruffalo and Tim Robbins in the same scene is always a little breathtaking. So much skill and devotion between two legends. Dark Waters should be mandatory viewing.
November 29, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I’ve only seen Dark Waters three times, working on four—I always forget Tim Robbins is in it. Seeing Mark Ruffalo and Tim Robbins in the same scene is always a little breathtaking. So much skill and devotion between two legends. Dark Waters should be mandatory viewing.
Ben Lapidus writing and posting the song “Grief”.
Just a dude in a doggy suit dropping one of the most important songs ever written on a Friday afternoon in August.
Just a dude in a doggy suit dropping one of the most important songs ever written on a Friday afternoon in August.
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Ben Lapidus writing and posting the song “Grief”.
Just a dude in a doggy suit dropping one of the most important songs ever written on a Friday afternoon in August.
Just a dude in a doggy suit dropping one of the most important songs ever written on a Friday afternoon in August.
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
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California is two years into a new experiment that gives judges the authority to order people with psychotic illness into care. But several counties, including Orange County, are using an approach focused more on coaxing and less on coercing.
‘Do You Want Help?’: Inside Orange County’s Bet on Voluntary Mental Health Care | KQED
In Orange County, where the local CARE Court refuses to force people with psychosis into treatment, one social worker drove 30,000 miles last year searching for unhoused clients with schizophrenia — asking if they want help, again and again and again.
n.pr
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
California is two years into a new experiment that gives judges the authority to order people with psychotic illness into care. But several counties, including Orange County, are using an approach focused more on coaxing and less on coercing.
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
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So impressed that a person can speak cogently on a thing they’re just learning about. I know when I’m leaving work, my brain is a dial tone. As in, even listening to a song I didn’t know in sixth grade will make me forget how to walk. Also? AOC for president. No way I’m the first person to say that
AOC to @pabloreports.bsky.social : A swastika is one of the clearest symbols of hatred in all of humanity… to remove that designation… indicates a possible collaboration with those very elements, which I think is genuinely frightening to any American.
November 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
So impressed that a person can speak cogently on a thing they’re just learning about. I know when I’m leaving work, my brain is a dial tone. As in, even listening to a song I didn’t know in sixth grade will make me forget how to walk. Also? AOC for president. No way I’m the first person to say that
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do the mature thing.
make out.
tongue each other.
make out.
tongue each other.
November 20, 2025 at 3:11 AM
do the mature thing.
make out.
tongue each other.
make out.
tongue each other.
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Starbucks @sbworkersunited.org baristas are standing up to corporate greed and Starbucks’ unfair labor practices and demanding the fair contract they deserve.
No contract? NO COFFEE!
No contract? NO COFFEE!
November 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Starbucks @sbworkersunited.org baristas are standing up to corporate greed and Starbucks’ unfair labor practices and demanding the fair contract they deserve.
No contract? NO COFFEE!
No contract? NO COFFEE!
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September 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
Not watching at the moment, but what a great way to compel me.
Pocas veces se había visto una influencia tan clara de JUNJI ITO en una ficción occidental como en el episodio 4 de #ITWelcomeToDerry. Fans de UZUMAKI, preparaos.
November 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Not watching at the moment, but what a great way to compel me.
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I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
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BREAKING: Rep. Adelita Grijalva signs the Epstein discharge petition, serving as the 218th vote to force the bill to the floor for a full vote of the House.
November 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
BREAKING: Rep. Adelita Grijalva signs the Epstein discharge petition, serving as the 218th vote to force the bill to the floor for a full vote of the House.
Truly, I do not want to hear or see anything about anything until that man is unseated for crimes against humanity. Today better the start of a countdown.
November 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Truly, I do not want to hear or see anything about anything until that man is unseated for crimes against humanity. Today better the start of a countdown.
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Someone at the South Philly IKEA has a hilarious sense of humor.
November 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Someone at the South Philly IKEA has a hilarious sense of humor.
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the way @scumbelievable.bsky.social writes about fat people is so fucking beautiful. no pity, no lesson about self love, just fat people who are whole fucking people with lives and sexualities.
November 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
the way @scumbelievable.bsky.social writes about fat people is so fucking beautiful. no pity, no lesson about self love, just fat people who are whole fucking people with lives and sexualities.
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Do I need a third black cat?
Circle YES or NO
Circle YES or NO
Growing concerned that Boo Boo might be the world's most photogenic kitten.
November 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Do I need a third black cat?
Circle YES or NO
Circle YES or NO
fucking sick 🔥
November 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
fucking sick 🔥
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Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."
SAY. THAT. SHIT!
SAY. THAT. SHIT!
November 5, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."
SAY. THAT. SHIT!
SAY. THAT. SHIT!
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Good night peeps, sweet dreams.
November 4, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Good night peeps, sweet dreams.