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baby im gonna sine yo pitty on the runny kine
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Because of the warp experiment that created this stand it is safe to assume Janeway to beat Wonder of U
cigaradd.bsky.social Rad | COMMISH OPEN @cigaradd.bsky.social · 22h
"Last time on Janeway's Bizarre Adventure: Janeway's got her way to the Unicomplex to beat the Borg Queen with her stand 'Warp Salamander'. And now, the conclusion..."

I'm sorry, I'm having a fun time drawing shitpost lol #startrek #startrekvoyager #jjba #jojosbizarreadventure
A funny drawing of kathryn janeway in the style of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure pointing at you, behind her the warp ten salamander from star trek voyager 'threshold' episode drawn like a stand from jojo's bizarre adventure
November 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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yllande.bsky.social
Thank you so much for all the love! ❤️
Here's Marcille's live reaction after seeing Falin 😳
November 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
salsacaek.bsky.social
The dumbest person you can think of hoping to ride Elons coattails into pushing a shitcoin scam: "this man is the future. Genius. He is living in 3025"
iwriteok.bsky.social Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 13h
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
Elon Musk: With Optimus, we might be able to stop putting people in prison. “If somebody's committed a crime, we might be able to provide a more humane form of containment of future crime. You now get a free Optimus, and it's just going to follow you around and stop you from doing crime. Other than that, you get to do anything; it's just going to stop you from committing crime. That's really it. You don't have to put people in prisons and stuff. It's pretty wild to think of all the possibilities, but I think it's clearly the future.” Tesla Shareholder Meeting, November 6,
November 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
salsacaek.bsky.social
We are so back
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
salsacaek.bsky.social
Last thing a casket sees before if becomes occupied
November 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
salsacaek.bsky.social
This demon is named Bishibosh.
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
salsacaek.bsky.social
Lord forgive me, but it brings me joy to know the most powerful man in the world who has more wealth than the human mind can fathom...

... is completely devoid of a soul of any kind.

I love that for him.
razzball.bsky.social Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1d
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
cinesthetic. @ @TheCinesthetic - 6h Edge of Tomorrow (2014) was sunk by confusing marketing and a forgettable title, yet it turned out to be one of the smartest and most entertaining sci-fi films of the last decade. Tom Cruise and Emily Blunt at their absolute best. 5 cinesthetic. © @TheCinesthetic - 14h What film have you gone into absolutely expecting to hate but that ended up pleasantly surprising you the most? 303 t7 703 • 15K Elon Musk • Great movie 9 98 17 47 0 cinesthetic. @@TheCinesthetic - 1d Man on Fire (2004) sits at 38% on Rotten Tomatoes, proof that critics don't always see the vision. Tony Scott turned vengeance into poetry, and Denzel Washington gave one of his most quietly devastating performances. cinesthetic. • @TheCinesthetic-2d What's your favorite movie with a "rotten" (below 60%) rating on Rotten Tomatoes? © 44к ni 217K 贝 Elon Musk • x 2 @elonmusk - 16m Man on Fire is great! • 64 to 16 • 187
November 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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leyawn.bsky.social
ms paint of a twitter post by Joyce Carol Oates that reads: "So curious that the richest man in the world doesn't have a favorite shape. Does he even know any shapes?" separate twitter post by an account named "shapesthetics": "The triangle is a shape with three sides and three corners, one of the most basic yet beautiful shapes in Euclidean geometry." reply to this post by Elon Musk: "Great shape:
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
salsacaek.bsky.social
"cave"

lol oh he's caving alright
November 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
salsacaek.bsky.social
I really envy people who can find some peace and happiness in this world today.

I am burnt out. Badly. I'm pretty sure my boss is trying to kill me. I'm sure I'm going to be terminated soon, which my mother reminds me will basically be the end of my life.
November 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM