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SaitoHawkeye
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Guess I'm here too now?
Scotty doesn't know...
May 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
What is Shadowheart's favorite music? Wrong answers only. #baldursgate3 #BG3 #Shadowheart #godsfavoriteprincess
April 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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NEW: A federal judge raised alarm Friday that the Trump administration appeared to have deported a 2-year-old U.S. citizen to Honduras with "no meaningful process" — even as her father was fighting to keep her in the country.

Details w/ @joshgerstein.bsky.social

www.politico.com/news/2025/04...
April 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
There are some things not even a Nat 20 can save. RIP Francis
April 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Gonklave (2024)
January 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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First they came for the immigrants, and I did not speak up, because the latest Rasmussen poll showed low net favorability ratings on immigrants and that gulags are a toss-up issue for suburban moms. #savvy #clever #wonk #nobeliefs #noprinciples
April 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Magnificent tweet, deserves to live here too.
April 16, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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i don’t have a lot of faith in our elected officials rn but this is an unequivocally brave and correct thing to do

WATCH: Sen. Van Hollen says he’s headed to El Salvador tomorrow morning to seek the release of Kilmar Abrego Garcia—and to hopefully visit him in prison. "I promised his wife and his family that I would do everything I could 24/7 to try to bring him home. And that's why I am going to El Salvador."
April 16, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Look, even if we kick the idiot outta there, undo the utter chaos of his reign, and try to piece back some semblance of normality, it’ll all be for naught. We’ll never have proper HBO Max again. Deadwood and 90 Day Fiancé live together now, side by side. We’re too far gone.
April 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Fuck a brick gonna be a whole Bionicle
April 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Nominative determinism at its finest here:

Amna Nawaz spoke with Elizabeth Economy. She served as the senior advisor for China in the Commerce Department during the Biden administration and is currently a senior fellow at the Hoover Institution.

www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...
Analyst breaks down China’s response to Trump’s trade war
For perspective on the growing trade war between the United States and China and the ripple effects it’s having, Amna Nawaz spoke with Elizabeth Economy. She served as the senior advisor for China in ...
www.pbs.org
April 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.
April 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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BREAKING: the Trump administration has announced a new policy of “sakoku,” banning almost ALL foreign trade except for a small Dutch enclave; said to be looking at confiscating and destroying firearms to protect traditional samurai class
April 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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So it turns out that if your goal is an AI that produces better work than a human there are actually two ways to attack the problem.
April 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted s...
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April 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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if they're set on doing another great recession you should at least be able to get a PBR tallboy and pack of american spirits for $5 again
April 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
have you even said thank you
I did not make this and don't know who did, all the same - lmao
April 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
April 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Ohh "America First" was a hit list
April 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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"The cat iss obscene, a creature of pure decadence, in an existence didicated only to leisure and consumption. There is a purity to it that iss horrifying, a singular hunger for [in the most fucked up way imaginable] lasagna that obliterates everysing it touches."
genuinely unnerving how much jim davis and werner herzog look like each other
April 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
April 2, 2025, colorized - author unknown
April 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
do we think they have fun names
“.. regularly set up chats on Signal to coordinate official work on issues including Ukraine, China, Gaza, Middle East policy, Africa and Europe, according to four people who have been personally added to Signal chats.”

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www.politico.com/news/2025/04...
April 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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France is moving far too fast against Marine Le Pen.

by Merrick Garland
March 31, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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I love that Grummz’s replyguys have become characters themselves. This post has had me laughing for ten minutes straight.
March 31, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Mass graves. Executions and mass graves.

I’ve been yelled at for being a Jew who believes in a free Palestine, told I was “disloyal” and “self-hating”

But how could any Jew with any sense of history fail to see this for what it is?
March 31, 2025 at 2:55 PM