using a chopstick to hold my hair in a bun feels like im about to perform a lobotomy on myself if im not careful

i understand why people say there is a different culture on bluesky because that's all bluesky culture IS lmao it's just people saying that! like the whole point of New Twitter was to have Old Twitter again? like without Elon?

i just want a few worthless little guys at my beck and call like the most miserable people but they like, obey me without question?

I HAVE A SCHEDULE!!! Catch me @https://www.twitch.tv/sailorribbon later today and throughout the week! all times are in PST

not me still seeing people use chat gpt as google it doesnt KNOW anything it's programmed to generate responses that APPEAR to be intelligent but there is no thread, no continuity, no train of thought they are pulled from ether but evaporate under scrutiny

okay wait but i just learned that there is a Pipe Laying ship that was part of the missing sub search called Deep Energy and they HAD to have known like CMON

EULA IS REAL I"VE BEEN WAITING EONS FOR THIS i'm sorry albedo but if i could go back in time i would knowing how it would turn out🫡

yo we got any artists on here yet i need to spice up my doomscroll

ehem attention please I LOVE ESTELLE BRIGHT SHE IS PEAK FICTION thank you for your time

bro wtf i had a second grimace shake and i woke up here that shit's wild