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Sailor Larry ⚓
@sailorlarry.bsky.social
Dad of b/g twins 👨‍👧‍👦
Detroit 🦁 Fan b4 it was cool 🏈
Navy Vet ⚓
Underachiever
ICE can target deez nuts
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I'm always tired and it never seems to end 😭
October 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Can we negotiate at a pumpkin patch?
October 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Don't want me in the liquor store at 9am, don't have the liquor store open at 9am.
October 4, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I shutdown all the time, government ain’t special
October 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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I've been tired since somewhere in 2009
August 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Everyone should try smoking at least once
October 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I've been tired since somewhere in 2009
August 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Are cigarettes really bad or is that just another lie by the liberals?
August 6, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Are cigarettes really bad or is that just another lie by the liberals?
August 6, 2025 at 9:41 AM
It's 2025...why isn't the whole poptart frosted?
July 31, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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Change your vocabulary and stop using the language of the predator.

1. Underage woman = child
2. Sex scandal (involving children) = rape
3. Sex with child = child rape
4. Sex trafficking = rape trafficking
5. Pedophile = child rapist
#opdeatheaters
July 21, 2025 at 12:25 PM
This email has found me dead
July 21, 2025 at 10:49 AM
The POTUS raped kids. Really no other way to explain it.
July 18, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Why are Senate Republicans HELLBENT on preventing you from seeing who molested children?
July 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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MAY EVERY DAY BE ANOTHER WONDERFUL SECRET
July 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Tax the church
July 10, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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I didn't even know Nick Adams was a real person. I swore it was a satire bot account.

Ffs. WHAT ARE WE DOING
July 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
"American Dream" because you gotta be asleep to believe it
July 18, 2025 at 12:27 PM
What amount of Benadryl meets the Hatwoman
July 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I'm starting to believe I'm living in a fever dream. Literally no other way to explain the world.
July 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I didn't even know Nick Adams was a real person. I swore it was a satire bot account.

Ffs. WHAT ARE WE DOING
July 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Your love for me may be temporary, but the disappointment you feel is forever.
July 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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This year is just end-to-end fuck-ups and bad news.
July 10, 2025 at 10:09 AM
All gas. No brakes
July 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM