Jabber
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Sometimes you gotta wonder, what the fuck is Biden doing over there?
January 12, 2024 at 6:07 AM
Sometimes you gotta wonder, what the fuck is Biden doing over there?
Apologies to the Conner Lamb Stans, he still sucks, but would be way less annoying than Fetterman.
November 8, 2023 at 12:06 AM
Apologies to the Conner Lamb Stans, he still sucks, but would be way less annoying than Fetterman.
They should make a racing rig for Rocket League that flies and explodes and stuff.
November 7, 2023 at 11:29 PM
They should make a racing rig for Rocket League that flies and explodes and stuff.
Israel is losing the PR battle mostly because what they're doing is clearly evil, but also because every Israeli spokesperson is extremely annoying, and that shouldn't be overlooked.
November 5, 2023 at 3:47 PM
Israel is losing the PR battle mostly because what they're doing is clearly evil, but also because every Israeli spokesperson is extremely annoying, and that shouldn't be overlooked.
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"NYC MAYOR ADAMS IS OUR PROTECTOR"
November 1, 2023 at 2:13 PM
"NYC MAYOR ADAMS IS OUR PROTECTOR"
Protestant Magic Mike Johnson
November 1, 2023 at 6:35 PM
Protestant Magic Mike Johnson
Initially surprised that Disgusting Slob Fetterman has Goons dressed just like him, but he is the King of The Goons and it is his right to anoint Goon Knights and Lords who bear his standard.
October 30, 2023 at 5:42 PM
Initially surprised that Disgusting Slob Fetterman has Goons dressed just like him, but he is the King of The Goons and it is his right to anoint Goon Knights and Lords who bear his standard.
Really went in on Stupid Cow Bari, but somehow "Cool Jake Tapper" is more devastating.
October 28, 2023 at 1:57 AM
Really went in on Stupid Cow Bari, but somehow "Cool Jake Tapper" is more devastating.
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might fuck around and eat some beers
October 27, 2023 at 3:46 AM
might fuck around and eat some beers
Well, I'm done voting for Dems at the national level for the foreseeable future.
October 27, 2023 at 11:02 PM
Well, I'm done voting for Dems at the national level for the foreseeable future.
That Dean Phillips guy running for president is a gelato baron. Can the Pizza Gate folks look in to what the hell is going on with Dems and Ice Cream. It's weird!
October 27, 2023 at 10:49 PM
That Dean Phillips guy running for president is a gelato baron. Can the Pizza Gate folks look in to what the hell is going on with Dems and Ice Cream. It's weird!
Hold up, did tactical genius Brendan Rodgers take off Kyogo and Palma so he could bring in James Forrest and Nat Phillips? Jeezy Peeps, man, we needed to win that.
October 25, 2023 at 9:06 PM
Hold up, did tactical genius Brendan Rodgers take off Kyogo and Palma so he could bring in James Forrest and Nat Phillips? Jeezy Peeps, man, we needed to win that.
The media is doing Biden a disservice by asking him about president stuff (boring, hard to remember) and not lifeguarding stuff from 60 years ago (fun, easy to recall with perfect clarity).
October 25, 2023 at 4:47 PM
The media is doing Biden a disservice by asking him about president stuff (boring, hard to remember) and not lifeguarding stuff from 60 years ago (fun, easy to recall with perfect clarity).
One of the dumb nice things that makes me feel good right now is that I know Palestinian flags are gonna be everywhere at Celtic Park today.
October 25, 2023 at 2:56 PM
One of the dumb nice things that makes me feel good right now is that I know Palestinian flags are gonna be everywhere at Celtic Park today.
Biden should stop getting facelifts and get a terrifying Golden Burial Mask like this, but that looks like 40 year-old Joe, and with open eyes so you know he's in there.
October 24, 2023 at 4:29 PM
Biden should stop getting facelifts and get a terrifying Golden Burial Mask like this, but that looks like 40 year-old Joe, and with open eyes so you know he's in there.
What kind of folks are still paying all that money to go to Dave Chappelle shows where he forgets to tell jokes?
October 24, 2023 at 1:34 PM
What kind of folks are still paying all that money to go to Dave Chappelle shows where he forgets to tell jokes?
Hell yeah, love to see Iwata get on the board. Always like him when he gets a chance.
October 22, 2023 at 2:56 PM
Hell yeah, love to see Iwata get on the board. Always like him when he gets a chance.
What a pass from Reo Hatate!
October 22, 2023 at 2:26 PM
What a pass from Reo Hatate!
Cammy Devil is a real wee prick lol
October 22, 2023 at 2:00 PM
Cammy Devil is a real wee prick lol
Palestinian flags out at Tynecastle, you love to see it.
October 22, 2023 at 1:45 PM
Palestinian flags out at Tynecastle, you love to see it.
Whew, Handsome Matt O'Riley
October 22, 2023 at 1:21 PM
Whew, Handsome Matt O'Riley
Oh word the Celtic game is actually on Paramount+ for once.
October 22, 2023 at 1:12 PM
Oh word the Celtic game is actually on Paramount+ for once.
Armond White rules. Every time he gets noticed for a really insane contrarian review I think of the Dunkey joke about him like, "He's named White, both his parents are white, but he decided to be black."
October 21, 2023 at 7:43 PM
Armond White rules. Every time he gets noticed for a really insane contrarian review I think of the Dunkey joke about him like, "He's named White, both his parents are white, but he decided to be black."
It's widely known that Autistic Folks and Sea Creatures share a fondness for one another.
October 21, 2023 at 3:18 PM
It's widely known that Autistic Folks and Sea Creatures share a fondness for one another.