Sad Win of the Week
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We track a truly useless "statistic" in following 'Murrican Futtball, in that each week, a game will (usually) be deemed to be a Sad Win.
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Welcome, one and all, to the at least somewhat original and possibly depressing concept: Sad Win of The Week!
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WEEK 10:
Another tie, and this time, the tie also ties the leading SWOTW score. Both Broncos and Eagles ended with a final score of -19, escaping a truly devastating score thanks to the lack of a true shootout this week.
Still, we deem this Very Sad.
Another tie, and this time, the tie also ties the leading SWOTW score. Both Broncos and Eagles ended with a final score of -19, escaping a truly devastating score thanks to the lack of a true shootout this week.
Still, we deem this Very Sad.
November 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
WEEK 10:
Another tie, and this time, the tie also ties the leading SWOTW score. Both Broncos and Eagles ended with a final score of -19, escaping a truly devastating score thanks to the lack of a true shootout this week.
Still, we deem this Very Sad.
Another tie, and this time, the tie also ties the leading SWOTW score. Both Broncos and Eagles ended with a final score of -19, escaping a truly devastating score thanks to the lack of a true shootout this week.
Still, we deem this Very Sad.
Making a special thread of this week to just underline that 'Murrikan football can be so tremendously stupid and unfair in ways other team sports are hard pressed to match.
WEEK 9:
The Panthers are also showing up for the second time, and this one is even sadder than the score indicates.
Final SWotW score: -18.
Bryce Young threw 102 yards, 11/20 completion, 0 TD, 1 INT.... And won.
Meanwhile, the Bengals once again scored over 35 points... and lost.
The Panthers are also showing up for the second time, and this one is even sadder than the score indicates.
Final SWotW score: -18.
Bryce Young threw 102 yards, 11/20 completion, 0 TD, 1 INT.... And won.
Meanwhile, the Bengals once again scored over 35 points... and lost.
November 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Making a special thread of this week to just underline that 'Murrikan football can be so tremendously stupid and unfair in ways other team sports are hard pressed to match.
The 2025 Sad Win of the Week Thread!
Pretty much what the title says, so let's not waste any more time:
Pretty much what the title says, so let's not waste any more time:
November 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The 2025 Sad Win of the Week Thread!
Pretty much what the title says, so let's not waste any more time:
Pretty much what the title says, so let's not waste any more time:
So, first of all, what exactly is Sad Win of the Week?
It's a very silly attempt at making a very pointless "statistic". Essentially, it "decides" the game that, from a neutral point of view, is likely to be the least rewarding to watch, assuming the neutral watcher prefer a high-scoring game.
It's a very silly attempt at making a very pointless "statistic". Essentially, it "decides" the game that, from a neutral point of view, is likely to be the least rewarding to watch, assuming the neutral watcher prefer a high-scoring game.
November 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
So, first of all, what exactly is Sad Win of the Week?
It's a very silly attempt at making a very pointless "statistic". Essentially, it "decides" the game that, from a neutral point of view, is likely to be the least rewarding to watch, assuming the neutral watcher prefer a high-scoring game.
It's a very silly attempt at making a very pointless "statistic". Essentially, it "decides" the game that, from a neutral point of view, is likely to be the least rewarding to watch, assuming the neutral watcher prefer a high-scoring game.
Welcome, one and all, to the at least somewhat original and possibly depressing concept: Sad Win of The Week!
This pinned thread will fill up with more threads as I am making them.
This pinned thread will fill up with more threads as I am making them.
November 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Welcome, one and all, to the at least somewhat original and possibly depressing concept: Sad Win of The Week!
This pinned thread will fill up with more threads as I am making them.
This pinned thread will fill up with more threads as I am making them.